Jewel on South Park?

Dec 1, 199727 posts by 17 posters
27 posts
James Fabiano

Hey, if we continue this thread, let's at least start naming people who have TALENT.

J.F.
Ken Alverson↩ James Fabiano

Surely not Jewel?

They already have Issac Hayes =)

For it to fit into South Park, the group would have to either

a) Make the kids say "kickass" and frighten the parents...Metallica? b) Make the kids cringe and the parents think the kids like...Hanson? c) Be so incredibly off the wall (like Boytano on SOXMAS)...Milli Vanilli?

Ken

James Fabiano wrote in message ... >Hey, if we continue this thread, let's at least start naming people who have >TALENT.
Bob the Soul Crusher↩ Ken Alverson

On 1 Dec 1997 22:56:03 GMT, "Frank Rizzo" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Why would KoRn sing about Cartman's mom? Do they watch the show?

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Frank Rizzo↩ Ken Alverson

what does brian boytano have to do with KoRn

YeahBuddy4 wrote in article ...

Big Gay

Dice1818↩ Ken Alverson

in the thnaksgiving episode, corn was written behind garrison, and the r was backward.

Elecron57↩ Ken Alverson

Look....jewel has a bad voice and that would scare people away and comedy central would cancel south park. How about hAving the chef do an impression of jewel...thats good enough...

Dooley1313↩ Elecron57

what the hell are you talking about aside from having a great voice Jewl is hot as hell-- show her and let the chef do his thing.. why not both?

Michael S. Cooper↩ Dooley1313

Dooley1313 wrote in message ...

impression

I didn't particularly like Jewel until I saw her as Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz: The Concert" on VH1. She looked pretty damn good. She's better when she's "cleaned up".

Bob the Soul Crusher↩ Michael S. Cooper

On Wed, 3 Dec 1997 13:44:19 -0600, "Michael S. Cooper" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

She has some rather nice uh um 'assets' which that Dorothy costume hid. She looked much better in 'You Were Meant For Me.'

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Frank Rizzo↩ Bob the Soul Crusher

i have to agree she is definitely doalble

Bob the Soul Crusher wrote in article ...

comedy

Wizard

when

Elocutus of Borg↩ Michael S. Cooper

In article , "Michael S. Cooper" wrote:

I'm somewhat ambivilent about Jewel. But, in case anybody was watching Saturday Night Live this season, there was a really funny episode where Jon Lovitz wins MTV's "Spend the Winter in a Cabin With Jewel" Contest. (Best line, "Those are two different songs. Even YOU can't tell your songs apart.")

Who will sa-a-ave your ears?

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Fyrcanine↩ Elocutus of Borg

The big word ploy only works when the word is spelled correctly: ambivalent.

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Bob the Soul Crusher↩ Elocutus of Borg

On Thu, 04 Dec 1997 21:51:54 -0600, Elocutus of Borg offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Once again, who cares about the music? Jewel = piece of ass, hence I mute the tv and just watch so I don't have to listen. At least her songs are better than Joan Osborne<ugh!>.

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Frank Rizzo↩ Bob the Soul Crusher

not to mention jewel is a HELL of alot finer

Bob the Soul Crusher wrote in article ...

Wizard

better when

Mike↩ Frank Rizzo

On 7 Dec 1997 23:29:17 GMT, "Frank Rizzo" wrote:

Sorry, but Jewel needs a dentist.

The Undead↩ Mike

Mike wrote:

Who cares? As long as her fucked up teeth don't scratch my pecker, it makes no never mind to me.

  • The Undead
Frank Rizzo↩ The Undead

amen to that

its not what's in their head that counts its what is under their clothes

The Undead wrote in article ...

makes no

EgoistX↩ Mike

You mean an orthodontist. Maybe if she had her teeth fixed, she wouldn't be able to sing the same way. Then again, I think I can do without those whiny ballads! :D

-EgoistX

Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!! - Eric Cartman, South Park

Bob the Soul Crusher↩ EgoistX

On 10 Dec 1997 18:56:36 GMT, [email] (EgoistX) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

She looks just fine with the tooth as is.

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Squeaky↩ Michael S. Cooper

All I gotta saw is if they show Jewel ..... the chef'll do his thing.....................ALL NIGHT LONG!!

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Robin Sequira↩ Squeaky

Oh yeah!

<<Phoenix>> Squeaky wrote in message ... >All I gotta saw is if they show Jewel ..... the chef'll do his >thing.....................ALL NIGHT LONG!!
SVenESB↩ Dooley1313

My only appeal in Jewel is the thought of fucking her...I am , of course , being brutally honest, here.

Later,

Steve -- The Bluesman

"Dont Blame the Moth for Eating Your Socks"

Frank Rizzo↩ james smith

okay thats great over the last 2 weeks or so we noticed that jewel is fine

now lets get back to SP

if you want to talk about jewel go to alt.nice.tits or something

james smith wrote in article ...

course ,

Bob the Soul Crusher↩ Frank Rizzo

On 18 Dec 1997 21:15:27 GMT, "Frank Rizzo" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Alas, there is no such group. Good idea, though.

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Frank Rizzo↩ Bob the Soul Crusher

yeah i know there is no such NG but its nice to dream isnt it

Bob the Soul Crusher wrote in article ...

fine