According to a recent press release from Comedy Central, the plot for the conclusion to Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut involves an assasination attempt on Mephesto where he is shot as he's about to reveal who Eric's dad is. He is rushed to the local hospital in critical condition during a bad snowstorm. The question now is who tried to kill Mephesto and will Mephesto live long enough to reveal who Cartman's father is? For more details on this plot description, go to http://comedycentral.com/vs/press/cartmom.shtml and find out more on this new shocking conspiracy to keep Cartman's dad's identity a secret. I wouldn't be too surprised if we have to wait even longer (perhaps May 20) to find out the truth. My opinion, the government shot Mephesto to keep him from revealing that Cartman's father is. . . a visitor! Like they say on The X-Files, "The truth is out there." The question is, "Will we ever find out the truth?"
The plot revealed for April 22nd episode by Comedy Central.
Metphoso held the answer to who cartman's father was in an envelope, remember? Even if he gets knocked off, they can read, right? And besides, in not without my anus cartman did find out, so the assassination thing will be weird to pull off. God, this is the most analyzed, criticized cartoon in the history of the world. Woody Woodpecker never got this kind of analysis.
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Unless you notice the fact that his name comes from 3 different slang terms for the penis.
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One of my friends watched it on closed captioning and claims he saw (on the screen) who his dad is. Did anybody else do it that way? Who really is Cartman's dad? -Becky Kurt Mueller wrote in message ...
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Which episode did your friend watch closed captioned - Cliffhanger or Not Without My Anus? When I taped both episodes when they first ran on Comedy Central, they were not closed captioned.
My friend saw "Not Without My Anus" in close captioning. I don't know if he was telling the truth, though. -Becky Jerry Roche wrote in message ... Which episode did your friend watch closed captioned - Cliffhanger or Not Without My Anus? When I taped both episodes when they first ran on Comedy Central, they were not closed captioned.
Jerry Roche wrote in message ...
Great, now everyone's going to tie in SP to the recently rerun episode of X-files (a flashback to the startup of the Lone Gunmen) where Mulder was wearing a wedding ring. Why was he wearing a ring? He was married to Mrs. Cartman, of course! And that episode did take place eight years ago....
Great, now I'm getting even more paranoid!