What does Kyle say? Pilot - Alien probe

[email] wrote:

I believe he says YOU BASTARDS!!!

In the Pilot - Alien Anal Probe, what does Kyle say to the aliens?

The only versions I've seen or Realaudio had half his speech censored, including the Directors's cut.

[email] wrote:

there is no real way of knowing unless of course you can read kyles lips

Frank Rizzo writes:

Just when you think you have reached the pinnacle of ridiculous speculation, along comes an even more unbelievable theory. It is practically impossible to read lips when a person is talking slowly and clearly. How much cough syrup does it require to read a cartoon character's lips?

Fyrcanine wrote in message ...

speculation,

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No cough syrup required. I once smoked two joints before watching South Park, and I could read Kenny's lips. On top of that, I'm blind!!!

Cary M. Lasher Texas A&M University, Dept. of Mathematics

On Thu, 19 Mar 1998 17:23:10 -0600, "Cary Lasher" wrote:

It must take two joints to read those lips, especially since no one can see Kenney's lips. Remember???? All you see are two eyes. I guess everyone can now say they know what he says by the expressions in his eyes! Remove x's when replying

there is supposedly a letter from Matt and Trey on someone's site (maybe Mike Kalec's?) in which they said that Kyle isn'y saying anything real, it's just bleeps for effect am I remembering this wrong or has someone else seen a message from Matt and Trey?

Ok lets think about this...The only words I can think of that they would beep out are: Fuck, Shit, and Cunt. They have said asshole, dick etc.. So if Kyle was really saying anything, since the beeps are continous, he would have to have been saying cunt cunt cunt etc. (you get the idea)

In reality, they wouldnt beep out other words..their wouldn't bee a need to, so i believe it was just added for the effect, a good one if you ask me!

ZEKE

I must REALLY be a prude, what the h*ll is that last one? No one around here says it, but they sure say the first two alot.

SnowCalico wrote in message ...

beep

here

I really don't believe that you'd be THAT prude to not know what the word means, but I'll risk sounding like a complete idiot and answer your question. The word "cunt" is a vulgar slang term for the female genitalia. Of course, it's nothing like "dick coozie", but it'll do.

This may me of no help to you WHATSOEVER, but, um,

"Hey, you scrawny-ass sh**s! What the f*ck is wrong w/ you, you must me some kind of f************* m********* to be able to ignore a crying child!"

<yes, this WAS meant to be censored... it's a joke. don't flame me.>

"Whoa, dude!!!"

"You know what you f***ers like: you like to f***** ******* ***** and
f**** and ****** and *******!!!"

"Hey, Wendy... what's a *********?
(she shrugs)

I hope this was of no help to you whatsoever. Thank you.

Read lips (and the completely bleeped part is only supposition on my part, filling in the blanks):

Hey you scrawny-assed sh*t! You must be some kind of f*cking assholes to be able to ignore a crying child!

WHOA DUDE!

I know what you f*ckers like! You like to f*ck my little brother, and f*ck him and f*ck him!

Hey wendy what's a (f*cking?????) asshole?

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

After scrawny-assed shit Kyle says, what the fuck is wrong with you......

Hey einstein, if he said bastards and they bleeped it, how come they didnt' bleep him the rest of the time every time he said that when they kill kenny?