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I know this may sound kinda stupid, but I was thinking about the last RPG we did, and I was wondering, maybe we could have a Cannibal! the Musical themed RPG?

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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-I was thinking more around the lines of the boys(and girls.)of South Park must fight off terrorists in order to win back the South Park Underground.

Hooray!

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-OK Drew ,you start,we can only have 1 character, from the characters available the choices are Stan,Cartman,Kyle,Tweek,Wendy,Sheila,Ashley,Lenni,and Nora.Kenny is not listed because I have dibs on him.Post back to this to specify who you are.My starting weapon is a 6' Hunting knife.

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If we can only be one character, then I'll be Wendy.

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

If you refer to me, I bagsy Cartman with a box of ultra-sour cheesy Poofs, 99% sulphuric acid.

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-Actually,I was thinking you could pick from the guns in this pic. http://www.securityarms.com/galleryfiles/300.htm . Just save the pic and circle the gun you want,and if you don't like what you see just go to http:///www.securityarms.com.

Ah hell. OK I'll just go down to Jimbo's guns and buy a small rocket launcher with my Cheesy Poofs money.

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Wendy can just use anything that seems relatively useful that she finds on the way.. (i.e.; Wendy: ::walks down the street and picks something up:: "Oh wow! A hand grenade! How convienent!") lol..

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

OK, here goes.

Kenny and Lenni are sitting beside eachother holding hands at the South Park Underground's food place when gunfire suddenly erupts. "What the fuck!?!?!?" Kenny shouted as he did up his hood while running for an exit with Lenni.

As Kenny and Lenni run out through the exit, they bump into Cartman. Cartman drops the gun and the rocket shoots out right at Kenny. "Oh no!" yelled Cartman.

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Kenny and Lenni are sitting beside eachother holding hands at the South Park Underground's food place when gunfire suddenly erupts. "What the fuck!?!?!?" Kenny shouted as he did up his hood As Kenny and Lenni run out through the exit, they bump into Cartman. Cartman drops the gun and the rocket shoots out right at Kenny. "Oh no!" yelled Cartman. "AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!",Kenny screamed as he took the full impact of the anti-tank shell which exploded, taking Lenni with him.

((I thought you said we could only be one character? And I'm not exactly up-to-date on the setting and plot, but.. Oh well. Anyways...))

Wendy clutched onto the rifle Ned had given her earlier, as she walked to the exit. She then heard a loud bang coming from outside, and quickly ran outside to see what had happened. "Oh, God.." she mumbled softly as she saw Lenni and Cartman standing around a very dead Kenny. ((Is he dead? I'm not exactly clear on that fact either, heh.))

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"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

Cartman then said "I didn't do it"

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Wendy glanced up at Cartman after his quick response, then replied, "Who shot Kenny?"

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

"They" Cartman said. "The bastards." And he got up and cried, hugging the dead body with a six inch hole in it. (I just realised you can have two characters, I'll be Kyle as well. Kyle walked down the steps, and saw the dead body of Kenny. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastard!" he yelled, pointing at Cartman.

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Cartman then said "I didn't do it"

Wendy glanced up at Cartman after his quick response, then replied, "Who shot Kenny?"

"They" Cartman said. "The bastards." And he got up and cried, hugging the dead body with a six inch hole in it. (I just realised you can have two characters, I'll be Kyle as well. Kyle walked down the steps, and saw the dead body of Kenny. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastard!" he yelled, pointing at Cartman.

Cartman then said "I didn't do it"

Wendy glanced up at Cartman after his quick response, then replied, "Who shot Kenny?"

"Cartman shot me.", said, Kenny who was in angel form.

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"I didn't, I didn't!" yelled Cartman!

"Yes you did, fat ass turd!" yelled Kyle.

"Aaa!" went Cartman, running up to the top of the stairs of the subway entrance. When he got there, he yelled, "Oh my god!" and ran back down. "There's some people up there with missile launchers blowing everyone up and the only weapon I have is you guys, an angel, my mini rocket launcher and this half-full pack of rotten eggs on the floor. What'll we do?"

"I know!" called Kyle. He snapped the chains holding the doors open and pushed them shut, using the chain to keep them shut.

"What's going on down there?" went a voice from above.

"Sprint!" shrieked Kyle.

Wendy started to run with the others, then slowed down a little. "That voice sounds familiar.." She skidded to a stop and turned around to see who it was. "Oh, it's you! Hi!" she said, then called over to the others, "You guys.. You can stop running now!"

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"Noooooo!" yelled Cartman, turning around and seeing a six foot man with a huge gun. Cartman picked up an egg and threw it in the man's face. It smashed and an enormous whiff flew everywhere. Cartman laughed and dragged the bleeding Kyle along, closely followed by Wendy dragging Kenny's body. Cartman put Kyle down some distance away and shot his rocket launcher in the man's face. BAMMMM! "EEEEAGGGH!" yelled the man, as the shell whacked his face and blew up. "Oooooh!" Cartman squealed. "A firework!" he said, picking it up.

(I don't know if I'm going to use Nora the whole RPG, but I just put her in now to get the story going, and I don't want to take a char. from the show incase someone else wants them.)

Wendy finally stopped running and set Kenny's body down, panting. "Who.. Was
that?!" she asked, as the others could only offer shrugs with confused
expressions. She then plopped herself down on the floor and tried to catch her
breath. "Why are they after *us*?"
  Just then Nora walked over, no doubtedly finishing a frappucino, then tossing
the empty bottle away. "Okay. I have only one question, then I'll leave.." The
others nod. "Alright then.. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?? WHY AREN'T THERE ANY
STARBUCKS DOWN HERE?? IS THIS SOME SORT OF CONSPIRANCY(sp)?!"
   "Umm.." Wendy starts, then thinks better of it. "..Bye, Nora!"
   Nora shrugs and skips off. "Later, people!" Wendy sighs. Nora then comes
running back, clutching her arm, which is bleeding. "Aghhh, that hurt like a
bitch!"

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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Right after Lenni plucked the huge bullet out of Kyle's ass. After the group had been running for about ten minutes, they heard more gunfire near a boarded up manhole. "Dude," said Kyle. "We're being invaded!" "Damnit!" said Cartman. Suddenly a voice yelled, "Hey, there's someone down here!" Then the boarded up hole creaked and dust fell. The group ran for another ten minutes and rested while Cartman ate some Cheesy Poofs and lit the firework as a flare to light up this abandoned part of the subway. A loud male voice was heard and Cartman spun round, aiming the firework and letting go. As it reached waist height, it flew forward, hit something and exploded. A severed ear flies through the air and hits Wendy on the face. Cartman looks around whilst the fire lights up the subway. He sees lots of workman's tools and an old lunch box. He promptly opens it. It has a few ham sandwiches and drink. Cartman picks up the items. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ BTW, I was thinking of a rule for this: You can carry only five items. My Cartman has (1) Emergency Cheesy Poofs (2) Rotten eggs (3) Mini rocket launcher (4) A lunchbox containing five food units. Each time someone eats, lose half a unit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kyle pointed forward as the flame dimmed once it started running out. "Look, we can use that grease as fuel to burn that flame. Quick, before it goes out!" Kenny ran up and picked up the grease can,. He poured some onto the fire. It suddenly flared up and his left thumb caught fire and he ran into a wall screaming. The fire is put out and Kenny rubs his nose. "Come on," Stan moaned, and the group trudged on. Cartman shot his rocket launcher ahead of them to see how far it was to go. He heard the rocket, but there was only a faint bang that seemed to be miles away. The ground shook as a subway train came past and another one stopped. Chef got off the train. "Hello there, children!" (Chef can be a public character, i.e. anyone can use him.) "Hi, Chef!" "How's it going?" "Bad." "Why bad?" "We keep hearing people who go around shooting everyone. They seem to be taking over South Park!" "Didn't you see yesterday's paper? Terrorists are killing everybody! Arm yourselves. I must get out of here! They're coming on the next subway train. Goodbye, children!" "Bye, Chef!" Chef runs off, out of sight. "OK," said Kyle. I heard Tweek got a new machine gun with an ultra sensitive trigger and some ultra strong coffee beans! A loud machine gun is heard. The boys look at each other and grin. "Tweek!" they grin in unison. BANG! BANG! "IS ANYBODY THERE?" yelled an adult's voice. No answer. Heavy footsteps were heard. "Quick! Cartman, you're rocket launcher!" Cartman panicked and shot at the roof. The rocket blew the roof in, creating a small wall of rock between the adult and the kids. Cartman climbs on top of the pile. He punched through the soil. "Hooray!" he cried out. Then a strong hand hauled him up and the heavy footsteps got even closer. Stan panicked.

As the others tried to grab for Cartman, Nora suddenly grabbed her shot arm, and winced in pain, "Ack, I've been shot again!" Wendy shook her head and ran over to Nora's bloody arm. "No, the bullet is just moving through your arm." "GROSS!" "It isn't gross... Well, it IS gross, but anyway.. We'll have to get it out as soon as we get outta here, and pray it doesn't move into your bloodstream," Wendy said. Nora gripped her arm tighter than before. "...That isn't good, is it?" Then another loud bang was heard, along with a high-pitched, hyper voice; "Like, let him go, man!" BANG! "I *said* let him GO!" BANG! BANG! "AHHHH!! I actually killed somebody!! This is TOO MUCH PRESSURE!" Nora's eyes lit up and she instantly forgot about her wounded arm. "Tweek!" she cried, a smile coming to her face.

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"AAAAAAAHHHH NOT COMING, PRESSURE TOO MUCH!" Tweek dropped his coffee beans through the hole into Stan's mouth. "Sick, dude! Hey, Tweek, I got coffee beans!" "HUH? HUH? GIMMEGIMMMEGIMMMEGIMMEGIMME!" Tweek jumped down and snatched the coffee beans. He started twitching and vibrating and his machine gun went off. The bullets shot out of the roof hole and hit someone in the face. The dead body slumped through the ground. "AAAAAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE I KILLED SOMEONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "Shut up, geek!" yelled Wendy, covered in blood. "Ewwwwww!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I KILLED SOMEONE I KILLED SOMEONE!" Tweek yelled dropping the gun. Everyone gasped. The gun rolled into the fire. Everyone shrieked and dived behind the mound of rock and soil. Ammunition exploded in the heat and bullets drove themselves deep into the mound. Only one got through, but it just knocked Wendy's beret off. "Right," Stan ordered. "I'm going to <bleep>ing go up there and rescue all of us. "I am too!" Wendy cried out. "Me!" yelled Kyle and Kenny. Kenny picked up the grease can and flung it onto the fire. There was a small explosion and burning liquid flew through the air. It hit the mound they were climbing up on to escape. "Quick!" Wendy heaved herself up, helped Kyle and Stan, who quickly pulled Kenny out, then Nora, then Tweek, who had dragged up his machine gun. Tweek just stood there a shaking, gibbering wreck. His gun went off at random intervals and eventually the ground broke under his feet and he fell back into the subway and landed on top of a subway train. The others looked around. There were fires and broken buildings, but the place was deserted. "What do we do? How do we find Cartman?" asked Stan. The camera focuses on the group, motionless and silent and a few seconds later, the camera cuts the scene to a box of Cheesy Poofs lying in the road. "I knew it," grinned Kyle.

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"Hey, yeah!" Nora cried happily. She and the others raced for Jimbo's Guns quickly, then Nora and Stan went up, and their mixed yells of "Uncle Ned!" and "Uncle Jimbo!" filled the empty air. Their happy shouts were greeted with three gun shots, which narrowly miss Kenny. "God*DAMN* it! UNCLE NED, it's *US*!" Nora shouted louder, pissed off. Ned and Jimbo suddenly ran out of the shop, wearing camoflauge and holding guns. "Get inside!" Jimbo screamed as another gun shot was fired from behind them.

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"We know what's going on!" cried out Stan. "Terrorists?" Jimbo inquired. "Yup," came the chorus. "What will we do?" asked Jimbo. Stan shrugged. "I dunno." "Hmmmmmmm. I know, boys, come out back, I gotta show you something." Out in the back yard, Jimbo shows a small gas bomb. "Let's shift this baby outside and fix on a fuse," Jimbo said enthusiastically. It was easy, they just wrapped string round the tail fin and pushed the other end into a small, carefully drilled hole. Jimbo lit the tailfin and ushered them all away. The group each carried several weapons from the shop and ran. "Look, there's one!" Stan pointed. "Get 'im!" bellowed Jimbo, grabbing his triple rocket launcher and shooting twice. The two rounds shot forward. A thirty foot deep, smoking crater appeared in front of them. Behind them was an enormous explosion. Yellow gas diffused everywhere. "Let's move!" yelled Jimbo! "Move!" Kenny picked up a can of petrol and threw it at a moving figure in the distance. The liquid seemed to splurge all over the shape, which moved toward them, but there was still a good distance. Kenny aimed a shotgun and pulled the trigger. The bullet hit the man and he caught fire, running away screaming. Jimbo suddenly noticed seven heavily built men coming behind them. "QUICK!" yelled Jimbo, shocking Tweek, who spun around, shooting and mowing down four of the men. Ned lobbed a grenade and nearly blew his other arm off. Kenny snatched Jimbo's rocket launcher and blasted the remaining men. "Good work, Kenny!" cried Jimbo. Stan hung his head a little.

As Wendy reassuringly patted Stan on the back, Nora glanced around
suspiciously.
  "Um.. What are you looking for?" Kyle asked.
  "More terrorists," Nora replied matter-of-factly.
  "Mmmph rmmmf mmmmp mmmf!" Kenny cried.
  "I know we killed alot of them, but there could still be MORE of them out
there.."
  As Kyle mumbles about Nora being paranoid, she sees a distance shadow and
yelps a little.
  "What's wrong?" Wendy asks.
  "I.. I saw something!.. Or, *someone*!"
  "Mmmdo you know who it was?" asked Ned.
  "Nope.. But, let's be ready incase it's like another terrorist or somebody
like trying to kill us or something."
   "'Kay," was everyone's reply.
   "DAHH!! It's a TERRORIST!! Coming to KILL us, man!! AGHHH, this is too much
PRESSURE!! I HATE it!! AGHH!!!" Tweek worries. "UGGHHH, and then they'll take
my underpants!! And---"
    "Tweek?" Nora interrupts. "I know you're like my best friend and
everything, and I know you have A.D.D. and all, but enough is enough, so SHUT
the FUCK up!!"
    Tweek quickly quiets down, but the shadow that Nora had seen is starting to
come closer. Everyone simultaneously loads their weapons and aims, when the
figure finally speaks. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"Dad?" asked Kyle. "Kyle! What are you doing with that thing?" berated Gerald. "Looking out for terrorists!" "Like that one, over there!" grinned Nora. "AAAH!" cried Tweek. "Watch it..." Nora growled cautiously. "OK." Kyle blasted the person in the distance. "Kyle, what did you do that for? That was your friend Kenny!" "Was it? Oh, yeah, Kenny's gone!" "Kyle, honestly!" groaned Sheila (Kyle's Mom) "What are you doing?" "Nothing."

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-"Have mercy, don't shoot!", said Halfy, who looked like he was on vacation in Florida. "Oh hell it's just Halfy." "Wait, I have a map of the South Park Underground that you could use.", said Halfy. "OK.", the group said in unison.

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"Oh no, dude!" Nora cries as she watches Ashley being shot. "Oh my God!" Stan adds. "They killed--" "I'm not dead!" Ashley interrupts, sounding annoyed, even though she is in severe pain. "Sorry," Stan replies, shrugging. Wendy shielded her eyes from the bright light which was coming from the direction of the shooter. "What the--" Wendy screams and jumps out of the way as the figure shoots again, nearly nailing her in the ribs.

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"AAAH!" cried out Tweek. "THE PRESSURE! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US!" "Twe..ee...ee...eek." Nora began angrily. "Shut...the...f***........UPGO DDAMNITORI'LLNAILYOUSQUAHINTHENARDS!" "Aaaaah! You're gonna take my underpants!" Tweek screamed as he ran away. Kenny picked up a long metal chain and everybody stood back as he swung it around at the figure with a bright light. It hit Tweek around the head on the way and he was knocked out, bleeding. The chain hit the figure and wrapped around it. "Tweek!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M BLEEDING! THE PRESSURE! IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. AAAH- HOH!" Stan points to Tweek's cut. "Dude, your blood is brown and it's got little coffee particles in it!" "Where? Cool!" Kyle agreed. The figure picked itself up and chased after the children. Kyle, Stan and Kenny quickly picked up the writhing Tweek and sprinted after the others. The figure tripped over and it was someone resembling Miss Ellen (public character), but you had to replace the eyes with two rubies that shot beams out and she grew about ten times larger. Oh, yes, her teeth became jagged pieces of metal. And as the sixty foot monster stood high in the sky, Jimbo cried "That's the goddamn biggest deer I ever saw! Jimbo picked up two huge rocket launchers that missed and he blew up Tom's Rhinoplasty. Tom went flying and his chin was caught in a drain. The boys meanwhile, ran to Stan's house and entered. Stan, Kyle and Kenny dropped Tweek on the floor and he started to bleed again. All the others rested in the numerous chairs when suddenly, two piercing red laser beams blasted through the window and set Kenny alight. Kenny sighed, dropped and rolled. The fire was put out. "Mmmm!" he said gladly. The beams burnt a hole in the door and started to penetrate and split up. Everybody gasped and just jumped out of the windows. "Whoa, dude!" yelled Stan. The huge monster morphed into a creature that became Mecha Miss Ellen! "Robert Smith!" Stan yelled. "Damn! Cartman had his walkie with him!" Tom had arrived, but he couldn't see a thing and consequently just ran around and whacked into Mecha Ellen. "HUH?" came the enormous voice. A metal hand came down and picked Tom up. She held Tom between her finger and thumb and slung him into some tree branches. Shelley came along. "What the heck is going on here?" <weird inhale/exhale> "Hi, Shelley!" chorused the boys. "Oh my god!" Shelley cried, looking up. "What the hell did they do now?" Shelley thought for a moment. Miss Ellen picked a foot up and smashed up the nearby Happyburger. Shelley chased after the monster and took out several hundred spare braces. She quietly snuck up behind Mecha and looped one spare thick brace over each foot. Then she linked up the braces and made sure that if Mecha Ellen tried to move she couldn't. It was exactly like tying your shoelaces together, only larger. Then Shelley ran back to the boys. "I know where we can go," Shelley suggested and stopped to breathe. "The nuclear bunker in the woods, at a little clearing. "Oh, yeah!" STan smiled. "Come on, guys!" "Hey!" cackled Shelley, pushing in front. "I'm oldest here and I'm in charge!" "But you're only twelve and a half!" whinged Stan. "Tough!" growled Shelley. It wasn't long before the guys reached the bunker, with Mecha Ellen following them. "Wendy," Stan said. "Don't you have the key?" "Yup!" Wendy produced the key and handed it to Stan, who promptly unlocked it.

Everyone quickly raced inside, then slammed the door, locking it back up. Mecha Ellen roared angrily outside, causing the ground to vibrate. "Now what do we do?" Nora asked, trembling a little. She absentmindedly ran her fingers through her bloody, auburn hair. "If only we could contact Robert Smith," Kyle groans. Wendy sighed softly, and sat down on the floor, tired. Mecha Ellen roared loudly again, and another earthquake-like vibration occured.

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"What about the satellite phone?" Stan asked, pointing to the chunky black box on the table." "AAAH! I'm going to die in a nuclear bunker NEAR A MONSTER that's going to STEAL MY UNDERPANTS!" Tweek cried out. Wendy and Stan immediately pin him down, helped by Kyle. "I don't know his number, though," Kyle sighed. "I think it was eight digits!" "I remember that it was only even numbers that are in his phone number." Stan suggested. "If only Cartman might have been here." Kyle moaned. Then his eyes lit up! "Cheesy Poofs! Someone's got to distract Mecha Ellen while we check out our Cheesy Poofs trap!" "I will!" cried out Stan. "Distract Mecha Ellen, that is." "Huh? No, Stan!" Stan climbed to the top, swung the lead door open, then shut. He jumped onto her foot and clung tight onto a tiny piece of protruding aluminium. Then, whenever Mecha Ellen stood still, he climbed closer and closer towards her groin area. When he got there, he smelt all three of the holes and climbed up the third. Kyle came out with Wendy and watched him. "Oh my god!" yelled Wendy. "Stan's crawling up Mecha Ellen!" "Yuck!" Stan bellowed. "I sure as hell glad I never made sweet love with her, ugh!" Mecha Ellen looked right at her vagina, well she almost went head over heels. When she saw a small boy in there, she cried out:

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"IAAARRR JMRRRR MMMRRRAAAAR MMM RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRR!"

Wendy then cried, "What if she's having her period!" Too late. Mecha Ellen took out the Mecha Tampon, left Stan dangling thirty feet up, and a huge rush of blood and body bits gushed out. He lost his hold and landed in the middle of a lake of, well, uterus?! And blood. "Sick, dude!" moaned Kyle.

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"Whoa, dude!" Stan cried. "I don't believe Mecha Ellen listened!" Wendy added. "Umm, guys?" Nora said, tugging on their shirt sleeves. "You might wanna turn around." "Not now, Nora, we--- DUDE!" Stan gasped as he and the others spun around. ((Sorry this was so short, but I'm running out of ideas, plus, I have to get off the comp now.))

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"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares." -Jen, Downtown

"How come we have to make macawoni pitchaws?" "'Cuz thats what squirts do, now shut your pie hole!"

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"We know what's going on!" cried out Stan. "Terrorists?" Jimbo inquired. "Yup," came the chorus. "What will we do?" asked Jimbo. Stan shrugged. "I dunno." "Hmmmmmmm. I know, boys, come out back, I gotta show you something." Out in the back yard, Jimbo shows a small gas bomb. "Let's shift this baby outside and fix on a fuse," Jimbo said enthusiastically. It was easy, they just wrapped string round the tail fin and pushed the other end into a small, carefully drilled hole. Jimbo lit the tailfin and ushered them all away. The group each carried several weapons from the shop and ran. "Look, there's one!" Stan pointed. "Get 'im!" bellowed Jimbo, grabbing his triple rocket launcher and shooting twice. The two rounds shot forward. A thirty foot deep, smoking crater appeared in front of them. Behind them was an enormous explosion. Yellow gas diffused everywhere. "Let's move!" yelled Jimbo! "Move!" Kenny picked up a can of petrol and threw it at a moving figure in the distance. The liquid seemed to splurge all over the shape, which moved toward them, but there was still a good distance. Kenny aimed a shotgun and pulled the trigger. The bullet hit the man and he caught fire, running away screaming. Jimbo suddenly noticed seven heavily built men coming behind them. "QUICK!" yelled Jimbo, shocking Tweek, who spun around, shooting and mowing down four of the men. Ned lobbed a grenade and nearly blew his other arm off. Kenny snatched Jimbo's rocket launcher and blasted the remaining men. "Good work, Kenny!" cried Jimbo. Stan hung his head a little.

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-"That probably won't have effect.This will.",said Ashley as she pulled a HUGE belt-fed machine gun out of her pocket,she then went over to Kyle. "You OK, Kyle?",she said as she removed the bullet from Kyle's left buttcheek with her own fingers, while simultaniously drugging Kyle with a painkiller/antibiotic/sleeping drug then hugging him.

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"Geez, Kyle. How stupid can you BE?!? You see some bullets heading for your ass, you move aside and take a number!" Sheila said as she walks in. "Sorry I'm late all you guys. I was busy talking with some of my a..a..affirmities??"

Sheila glances at everybody. She slowly gets an evil look in her eyes, and speaks slowly, through gritted teeth, "And, NO ONE BETTER BLAME CARTMAN FOR STUFF HE DIDN'T DO!!! Or ELSE!!!" Sheila waves a fist in the air.

Wendy:Or else what? Shelia:I'LL STICK A FUCKING PINWHEEL UP YOUR ASS! (Wendy backs away scared)

Susan Munday:) Have a nice Day! http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSMrGarrisonPage

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http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSKennyPage

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Sorry Andi, I'm going with Trooper.

Cartman then said "I didn't do it"

Wendy glanced up at Cartman after his quick response, then replied, "Who shot Kenny?" Lenni's fist shot out at Cartman knocking him out instantly. Lenni begins to cry looking at Kenny's corpse."I can't beleive he's dead.", she said sadly, than buried her face in her hands sobbing.

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I want to be Tweek, my starting weapon is a bag of extra strong coffee beans and a machine gun with a VERY sensitive trigger.

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I'll take Sheila. Her weapons are pinwheels, and anything else she happens to stumble on...she could figure out a weird way to use almost anything as a weapon.