Dead Girlfriends Society-*starring Penny*

Theres not alot to do when you're a ghost, mostly you float around and try and get a job at Haunted Houses. I'm not really that type of dead person, I prefer to keep a watch on the people I care about. This includes my husband, Kenny. I'd been married to Kenny for a matter of minutes before a huge rock crushed me, twas not a pretty sight. Hoping that Snow would give me a new part in a future fanfic, I stayed around, only to find I wasn't nominated for one of the Best Original Characters when the Fanfic Awards came about.....ah well, life goes on. As I was saying, I kept a particuarly close eye on Kenny, and let me tell you, hes seen some pretty serious fanfic action. Probably the favorite character. In this time hes had other girlfriends....but I can take pride in knowing I was the first....and the only one with his plastic ring around my mitten. Well, time passed, and Snow got depressed and stopped writing. All her characters, and her webpage, were forgotten. This age of sadness and remorse....spawned Clover. I'll talk more about Clover later. Right now I'd like to talk about a snowy day, about a week from Christmas....... ---------------------------------

I was floating above Kenny and his friends, as usual, and they were having their typical banter...

Stan: Well I'm asking my parents for a Super Gizmo Guy, hes really cool, he can like fire missles and guard your room, and open up cans and stuff.

Kyle: Dreidles, Dreidels and more Dreidels *holds up sack of multi-colored dreidels*, next year, I'm converting.

Kenny: Mpprrmmm mmrrpphhmmm, mmnnn mmmm. [I want heat for Christmas, maybe if I'm real good dad will buy me a pen cap]

Cartman: I'm getting a computer!

Stan: No way! What do you know about computers?

Cartman: PLENTY! Computers are used to like, get porno and stuff.

Kyle: Oh brother. I'll bet you he'll get it to, he'll use it to play Solitare.

Cartman: AY! Whats wrong with Solitare?

Anyway, I was listening to all this, and I suddenly saw another ghost coming my way, it was a special ghost, it radiated peace and love. I knew by this it was the Christmas spirit. And the Christmas spirit looks hauntingly like Burl Ives.

Christmas Spirit: Hello there Penny, I am the Spirit of Christmas. I grant Christmas miracles to those worthy.

Penny: Erin Go Braugh! Its an honor to meet you sir!

Christmas Spirit: I see you admiring that young boy there....would you like, to be with him?

Penny: Oh yes sir! More than anything!

Christmas Spirit: Than until Christmas Day ends....you shall be alive again!

And with that, he waved his hand, and I became living again....and I plummted into the snow in front of the boys

Stan: What the <bleep> was that?

[Penny stands up]

Kenny: MMRPPHNN! (Penny!)

Penny:Mmmmprrpnn mmm mpprhmm mm (Merry Christmas DARLING!)

Kyle: Uh oh...Lenni is NOT going to like this...

To be continued...

SnowCalico >^..^< "Meow??"
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Writer of South Park Fanfics
Breeder of Norns
and Trainer of Pok�mon
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"Never interrupt the Team Rocket Motto!"-Jessie

MORE!!!!!!!!!! <<passes cookies>>>

Ashley Co-founder Carmel Anonymous "With the words from a poet... And the voice from a choir And a melody... nothing else mattered"

interesting

In article , [email] (SnowCalico) wrote:

<SNIP>

Interesting beginning, finish it!!!!!!

About the fanfic awards, I think that Penny came around a little too early to be nominanted...

the_davester

Penny: Well, how about a lifetime achievement award then? <g>

SnowCalico >^..^< "Meow??"
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Writer of South Park Fanfics
Breeder of Norns
and Trainer of Pok�mon
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"Never interrupt the Team Rocket Motto!"-Jessie

In article , [email] (SnowCalico) wrote:

Those awards are only for fanfic *writers*, so unless Penny writers fanfics... <bigger g>.

the_davester

Penny:How do you know I don't? <sly grin>
SnowCalico >^..^< "Meow??"
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Writer of South Park Fanfics
Breeder of Norns
and Trainer of Pok�mon
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"Never interrupt the Team Rocket Motto!"-Jessie

On Mon, 21 Dec 1998 07:19:24 -0700, [email] (the_davester) wrote:

by the time most people got onto this newsgroup, there wasn't many current fanfic's about penny as far as i can remember... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) remember, when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!

this could get interesting ...:)) can't wait for the rest! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) remember, when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!

SnowCalico wrote:

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*LOVED* it! Must read more!!! :) You totally kick ass, Snow! :) <passes billionmillionzillion Treys of cookies with carmel on top! ;P>

What does that saying mean? A teacher of mine used to have this big sign up in our classroom, that said that, and she never told us what it meant. It has puzzled me for years. Enlightenment, please! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

Don't bother. She doesn't like Treys of cookies. She thinks Treys are potheads.

-Kim (giggling rather loudly to the tune of Phantom of the Opera)

You mean they aren't??? Oh, well....I'm in a good mood. I gotta go watch Cannibal now!!!!!!

Ashley (Still didn't get a *certain* gift) Co-founder Carmel Anonymous "With the words from a poet... And the voice from a choir And a melody... nothing else mattered"