New Episode Idea...

<< My idea (which maybe stupid in the eyes of some people) goes like this,

They're all standing at the bustop when the retard bus pulls up behing their bus. Stan and Miss Crabtree get in a fight and Cartman turns to yell at Stan when he see's the prettiest girl he has ever seen(In his eyes, in everyone other's she is the uggliet bitch!) They get off at school and Cartman goes to talk to her. He asks her out to the supermarket after school for Cheesypoofs and Snackey cakes. He finds out those are her favorite foods. When he goes to brag to his friends he refers to her as his bitch. She overhears him and pulls(convienatley) out a fork and knife. She lunges at Cartman but accidentley kills Kenny, they cry for a minute then all laugh get back to fighting. Kyle yells but the fat girl stab's and eats him. Cartman dumps her and Stan gives a speech, when Brian Boitano gives the a lesson on life and Stan revises his speech and the go home where Stan is found dead from a severe beating. Cartman cries and goes into serious depression so he decides to bulk up and uses weight gain 4000 he later dies from weight problems

That's gotta be the stupidest idea I've ever heard in my whole life!! Sigh...

[email] (Jtm3k) wrote:

<&>Woah! Woah! Kenny dying is natural, but Kyle being eaten and Cartmen dying of <&> weight problems? You didn't see the commercials where they say "Cartman lives" <&> and Kyle lives"

Well, I don't have any comments on the above statement, but my friend and I have been thinking of the ultimate Kenny death (better than the MIR) and we came up with: Kenny at the meat processing factory! Use your imagination for that, and you'll laugh. =) What are some of your other ideas for Kenny's death?

Kha0s

This is what happens when you let sick people play with powerful toys

I think the best would be (since I am from Manassas Va, "Home of Lorena Bobbitt) He is having an affair and buttf**king Wendy when Stan and Kyle walk in and Stan pulls a knife out and cut's "it" off and the put's it up Wendy's ass and burns em' both.

South_god

south_god wrote:

<&>I think the best would be (since I am from Manassas Va, "Home of Lorena <&>Bobbitt) He is having an affair and buttf**king Wendy when Stan and Kyle <&>walk in and Stan pulls a knife out and cut's "it" off and the put's it <&>up Wendy's ass and burns em' both. <&> <&> South_god

No way, that's too sick and demented. They're only 8 yrs old.

Kha0s

To bring you to your knees and inflict massive unforgivable pain. That is the true meaning of terror. Your pain is my pleasure.

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This is good. This is incredibly good.

-Jeem, This is to good to be true

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[email] (Jim Dutton) wrote:

<&>In article , <&>Shoegaze99 wrote: <&>>[email] (Guess Who) writes: <&>> <&>>> Well, I don't have any comments on the above statement, but my <&>>>friend and I have been thinking of the ultimate Kenny death (better <&>>>than the MIR) and we came up with: Kenny at the meat processing <&>>>factory! Use your imagination for that, and you'll laugh. =) What <&>>>are some of your other ideas for Kenny's death? <&>> <&>>Well, I can't imagine anything toping Mir, but how about this: <&>> <&>>Kenny is being watched by a certain British nanny, and gets shaken to <&>> death...great openings for some Limey jokes. "You Limey bastard, you killed <&>> Kenny!" <&> <&> This is good. This is incredibly good. <&> <&>-Jeem, This is to good to be true

I think I started a trend ^_^

Kha0s

To bring you to your knees and inflict massive unforgivable pain. That is the true meaning of terror. Your pain is my pleasure.

1. Kenny gets gored by a bull at the South Park Rodeo (a whole other episode idea in itself...)

2. Kenny somehow gets launched into the air into the spinning propeller of an airplane.

3. Kenny gets electrocuted by a guitar when the boys try to form a little band.

In article , [email] says...

How about having Kenny get sucked into a jet engine?

Is it just me or does that sound like Die Hard 2?

Shmoe

Someone said:

I think that it would be really funny to have Kenny get run over by the school bus in the opening, then have Kyle say his part so we could understand it once and for all.

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