South Park - most disgusting show ever?

Didn't get it huh?

Don't watch.

And don't reproduce. Being a tightass is child abuse.

P&SC South Park is!

Yea it ruled huh

Yeah, it sure did rule! The Christmas episode is the funniest one yet. Tropea apparently doesn't have a clue or is one of those "family values" weenies!

The Nameless One wrote in article ...

LEt me get this straight. You are a fan of a Popeye, a show that encouraged men to fight over ugly women, yet choose to insult South Park?

South Park is not now nor has it ever been toilet humor. It is one of the single most enlightened social commentaries yet to appear on American television

Again you proove that your title of "stupid, humorless twit" was earned and not given. The animation is part of the commentary. Cardboard cutouts, paper thin characters with gross over generalizations. Getting a clue yet?

It's your God-given American right to

And it is yours to mention god in the same sentence a rights.

Just let up on the idea that somehow this piece of crap is a

No, I don't believe I will. You don't get it. You probably never will. This is your problem. I say that South Park is brilliant in its deconstruction of pop culture, outrageous in its ability to offend all equally and a godsend in a world quickly losing its grip.

It ain't. Accept that you are enjoying a typical

No. That would be the nightly news.

Your ASSumptions again bite you on the ass. You are not supposed to be feel any level of great emotional involvment with the characters presented on South Park. You are supposed to dislike them intently. They all, on one levle or another, represent something we dispise about ourselves and wish to be rid of.

I haven't laughed once at

The Thanksgiving episode's Sally Struther's take off Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride The Loverboy Song The rainbow line Cartman's mom

I enjoy edgy humor, but I can detect no wit or

Obviously they have gone directly over your head simply because you are the object of their parody.

Okay. So Ren And Stimpy, a show that would epitomize "toilet humor" is better than South Park because... you say so? Openminded, aren't we?

God will not help hypocrites. You are in a world of shit and sinking fast.

P&SC

Plain and Simple Cronan ([email]) wrote:

Could someone tell me what this was? I turned on the tv at the punchline, and couldn't figure out what Cartman thought they were talking about.

And did Mr. Hankey say "Hidey-Ho" or "Howdy-Ho"? My family is having a bit of a disagreement about that.

-Kristi

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okay here it is

cartman mistakes rainbows for something that climbs up your leg and bites the inside of your ass

when stan and kyle question him he notices that no one else has every had someone/thing bite the inside of their ass and is embarrased he then tries to cover it up and change the subject

just think people there is no double meaning or anything just commons sense

Frank Rizzo wrote in message ...

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What Cartman mistakes it for is ringworm if you are interested. -j

On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 12:21:32 -0800, "Jason Long" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

To refresh everyone's memories, Trey & Matt said they heard a little girl saying something about how she hated rainbows one day and decided to do something with it. It doesn't acutally mean anything. My pet theory, however, is that Cartman is talking about gay people. Rainbow = gay symbol, bite the inside of your ass, he hates them since he's conservative.....

uh, actually, in an interview at some university with Matt and Trey, they admitted that it really was nothing. just a joke to fill in space. Check out Taison Tan's site, it's in one of the news sections, URL-http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~ttant/SouthPark/ ___________________________ �Jp �[email] �South Park website in the works!

"Hi-diley Ho!"

• DarkLeha

On 29 Dec 1997 21:50:54 GMT, [email] (Kristina Beale) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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Hidey-ho. Listen to that part where Chef greets Mr. Hankey if you're having trouble understanding the Hankster himself.

The script says it's "Howdy Ho".

jlp

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of Lamer Post Translation Theatre, where we dissect a post and try to truly see what the author is conveying in his art. Tonight's episod is a reply to the thread: "South Park - most disgusting show ever"

DocWonmug wrote:

Well, I really can't stand since that time I tried to fix that flat tire on my Edsel without a jack. Using my shin to keep the car elevated was really stupid.

Mind you I do worship the throne occaisonally...expecially after the few rounds of mudslides and Jagermeisters at TGI Fridays on a cold winters night. But yeah, these punks that like southpark think their the tops...young whippersnappers!

That was my valley girl impression!

(NOTE: the above makes no sense whatsoever. God did not give us american's rights. The Constitution did...therefore it's our American right. Just like its an american right to watch a show by two people with a God-given talent. See the difference? I knew that you could! Back to the post)

That right...watch more quality programming, like The Facts of Life! Sure it's in reruns, but hey where else can you watch a show about girls?? drool!

I know I should actually turn the TV on when I watch South Park, but I believe in visual osmosis...I just put my hand on the TV and feel the humor...well actually, last time I tried, the force of the electrucion I received shot me through the back wall of my house...Damn, that hurt!

In fact I can do better...in fact maybe I will. The moment I decide to scrape myself off the couch and get some pencils and paper...I'll show you. Little bastards!

Reminds me of how I was when I was young...huffed glue, wrestled my friend wearing bras, had some fat broad give me a cavity search...really cool man!

Or The Young Ones, Bottom, Men Behaving Badly, 90210, 60 minutes, or America's Funniest Home Videos...man that Bob Saget is hilarious!

Mainly becasue I think the aroma emulating from inside my house may cause anyone to go into immediate convulsions. I tried an exorcism once but the priest just found a wall with "You really think WE'RE to blame for this????" in blood enscribed.

(clap clap)..Thank you...Thank you...Join us next time went we explore a post on why Madonna's child resembles the firl in Poltergeist...Until then, I'm Walter Cronkite, and that's the...uh....damn, I used to know what I said..

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On a side note...For those that don't know...Southpark won the cable ace award for best animated series beating out Freakazoid, Dr Katz, and Johnny Bravo...Beavis and Butthead wasn't even nominated...plus, the Christmas Episode was the highest rated cable show on comedy central, beating it's own record for the Thanksgiving episode(pulling over a 5.0 share)...so they must be doing something right...

Sir Galahad wrote:

i'm neither pro- or anti-south park, but a couple of questions:

• have awards ever meant much?

2) have ratings ever meant much? or popularity in general? are the number 1's at the box office always quality films?

while it may have gained comedy central's highest ratings ever, how many of those who tuned in recognize the show for its satire and parody, and how many of those tuned in "just cuz it's gross and sick and rulez and stuff"?

go ahead and praise south park for what it is, but i don't see how citing cable ace award wins or high nielsen ratings can support your viewpoint in terms of the show's quality.

Ken

Kentaro Maeda wrote:

It is supportive because quality (in this context) is a matter of opinion - not fact.

Peter Townsend wrote:

Exactly. I personally think Jim Carrey is the most untalentless nitwit on the face of the planet becasue all his characters (as of yet) have all been similar...yet it sells and sells big...it's my opinion and i'm at the losing streak, I don't whine...like I said, I hate him, but I can't deny his sucess..

Plus, it's always an honor to win an award...and as far as Cable goes, the Cabe Ace award is pretty prestigious(sp)...also when you look that a rookie show like SouthPark that had only been on for like two moths beat out other shows that had been around the block a few times says they're doing something right...and hey, 4.5 million viewers (the equivalent to the 5.4 rating it got) maust see something in it...

And let us not forget something I've said all along and has proven true time and time agian, controversy sparks interest...The more people complain about how wrong South Park is...the more interest it is going to spark. Matt and Trey know this and that's probably why SP is always going more and more over the edge...I myself watch it mainly too see what they are going to pull this time around....and for Kenny, but that's another thing...

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 18:12:53 -0800, Kentaro Maeda offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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Not many, sadly. But there are those out there, you just have to look for them.

They may not make a show great by themselves, but they will keep South Park on for a while.

our queen of toilet humor is the porcelain princess

every time i get drunk i hug her and look down her throat in hopes of seeing mr hankey

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The quality of posts made by proponents of South Park speaks volumes about the intelligence level of it's viewers.... I fear none of them will ever be President of the United States...

Listen up. 1st: I'm a Christian 2nd: I am completely 100% Non-Racist 3rd: I believe in family values, also 100%

4th: I love South Park. For anyone to watch this show and not see the humor in it would mean that person is devoid of any sense of humor. The entire premice of the show is hilarious. I've watched the Christmas special over and over and laugh at so many things in it. To those who thinks the show is garbage and for those of low intelligence: Get a Life and Get out of the SPNG.

On Mon, 22 Dec 1997, KP wrote:

^^^^ "It's" is short for "it is". You were thinking of the other "its".

If you're going to criticize others about their lack of intelligence, it's usually a good idea to show some of your own.

On Tue, 23 Dec 1997 01:29:48 -0500, Anastasia Goodpasture offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Good point. I must plea typo.

On Mon, 22 Dec 1997 02:29:53 GMT, [email] (KP) wrote:

Why would you want to be President of the US? You don't exercise as much power as you'd like to, and you got everyone jealous or your general prosperity.

I'd rather be either the Chief of the Directory in Old Time France or the Commissar of Nationalities in Old Time Russia. *Those* are power-wielding positions, :)

Thierry Nguyen. Peon, CGW. Has no say in anything of remote importance. "The Angel of Death is so beautiful, that upon seeing it, you fall in love so hard, so fast, that you soul is pulled out through your eyes." -Neil Gaiman

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@ The quality of posts made by proponents of South Park speaks volumes @ about the intelligence level of it's viewers.... I fear none of them @ will ever be President of the United States...

Oh yea! Well, did you know that Richard Milhous Nixon is a BIG fan of South ParK? and he ALREADY has been prez! So THERE!

That is interesting, considering Nixon has been dead a couple of years.

rgds, Scott

Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including Scott Cason . Articles crossposted with alt.fan.richard-nixon may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ > Oh yea! @ > Well, did you know that Richard Milhous Nixon is a BIG fan of South ParK? @ > and he ALREADY has been prez! @ > So THERE!

@ That is interesting, considering Nixon has been dead a couple of years.

News of his death has been greatly exagerated.

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I bet he killed himself when he found out who the type of people were who admired him the most.

And I'm not talking abot Republicans.

Meow?

-Troy (I thought you were dead) --- "I have to be stupid online because if i show my true self, i will go over most peoples heads"-LuckyLadSP

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@ >@ That is interesting, considering Nixon has been dead a couple of years. @ > @ >News of his death has been greatly exagerated.

@ I bet he killed himself when he found out who the type of people were who @ admired him the most.

@ And I'm not talking abot Republicans.

Noam Chomsky once described good ol' Dick as "The last truely liberal President we have had" or are likely to see. (note that this was after Bill Climbaugh got into office)

My Gosh! They killed Dicky? You bastards!

Geez... aren't the boys supposed to be in the fourth grade? I guess that this would make the show a true example of an "advanced" comedy?!?!

Might I recommend getting a copy of The Spirit Of Christmas? Much better, wholesome family Christmas special...

Hey, here's a novel idea: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WATCH IT!!!!!!!! I think everybody knows by now that South Park is NOT for everyone, but there are a lot of people who do like it, live with it.

J.F.

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 01:33:07 -0500, Plain and Simple Cronan wrote:

Guess somebody agrees with Cartman.

"Okay I'm outta here, talkin poo is where I draw the line." No kitty, that's mah chicken pot pah!

Cartman

On Mon, 22 Dec 1997 07:40:37 GMT, [email] (Brian Klein) wrote:

Is that available as a WAV yet?

Brian Klein wrote in message ...

Southpark is indeed the most disgusting and socially non politically correct program to come on television in years. It is also the most fun to watch of all the garbage on T.V. If you can't laugh at it then you have no sense of humor as well as personal problems you need to work out. I've had it up to here with P.C. and so have the creators of South Park. That is why the show is great and why it receives such high ratings.

On Mon, 22 Dec 1997 13:21:13 -0800, "C.A.R.E." wrote:

I don't know if you were talking about me but I think South Park is hillarias. The obsenities are funny because of the way they are delivered. The politically incorrect stuff is great because everyone and everything is fair game. I don't find it, so far as I've only seen two eps, anywhere near as disgusting as some Ren & Stimpy cartoons. That didn't stop me from loving that show though. I think SP blows away most witty, risque cartoons including R & S, all the stupid R & S clones, Beavis & Butthead, or even Animaniacs which used to be my favorite. The only thing that can come close to cause me to laugh as hard as SP is Timon & Pumba. Another thing great about SP is that for some reason I care about these characters. They seem to have some kind of humanity about them. I don't know the same way people care about Bambi I guess. I think they have a lot more depth to them than most animated characters. Maybe I'm going a little overboard I don't know I just like the show. No kitty, that's mah chicken pot pah!

Cartman