SOUTH PARK Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- [email] -- http://boog.org Inspired by Seth Cohen -- [email] (To the tune of "Love Shack" by the B-52s)
CHEF You will see a wooden sign Sticking out of the snow For that pissant white trash town
LADIES South Park South Park, yeah Livin' in the Colorado hick town Lookin' for action, getting down Headin' for action, head, yeah
CHEF I got me a woody I'm big as a whale And we're makin' sweet love down in South Park I got a waterbed It fits about seven So hurry up, I'll bring you straight to heaven
LADIES Well, South Park is a pissant white town where We can get sweet lovin' South Park, baby
CHEF South Park, baby!
LADIES South Park, baby, South Park South Park, baby, South Park
CHEF Sign says stay away fools 'Cause love rules Here in South Park
LADIES Well it's set way back On a Rocky volcano Just hot funky lava And we all gotta go
Lovin' on the mattress Lovin' in the bedroom Lovin' on the front porch Lovin' in the Spring bloom
Well, South Park is a pissant white town where We can get sweet lovin' South Park, baby
CHEF South Park, baby!
LADIES South Park Love in the dark South Park Love in the dark
CHEF Huggin' and a kissin' Spankin' and a lovin' Wearin' next to nothing Cause it's hot as my oven
My whole house boogies when everybody's moanin' Louder and louder and louder
LADIES Everybody's moanin' Everybody's groanin' baby!
CHEF Chicks linin' up inside just to go down
LADIES Everybody's moanin' Everybody's groanin' baby!
CHEF Bumpin' in South Park Humpin' in South Park
Check out my woody It's as big as a whale And it's about to get tail! I got a waterbed It fits about seven So hurry up, I'll bring you straight to heaven
LADIES Well, South Park is a pissant white town where We can get sweet lovin' South Park, baby
CHEF South Park, baby!
LADIES South Park, baby, South Park South Park, baby, South Park
Bang bang bang on the bed baby!
CHEF Moan a little louder, sugar!
LADIES Bang bang bang on the bed baby!
CHEF I can't hear you
LADIES Bang bang
CHEF On the floor baby!
LADIES Bang bang
CHEF On the floor
LADIES Bang bang
CHEF On the floor baby!
LADIES Bang bang
CHEF You're what?
LADIES Fifteen, busted!
South Park, baby, South Park South Park, baby, South Park South Park, baby, South Park South Park, baby, South Park
CHEF Bumpin' and a-grindin' Down in South Park