i still hate all you people and i cant wait to south park to be over.

thats my opinion

"SHUT UP THAT ENGINE"

          -roman
           August 30, 1998
           4:46pm
           While writing this message.

It's assholes like you that make me glad I have the right to own a gun. -Toni

roman wrote:

Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote in article ...

gun.(<--insert stupid hillbilly laugh here)

Nope smartguy, I'm not a hillbilly. See, I can spell and passed the third grade, which is more than I can say for you, pathetic loser. You're the hillbilly redneck motherfucker. So go away now, little man. -Toni

roman wrote:

Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote in article ...

holy geez calm down. i wasn't trying to say you were a hillbilly. it looks like you good at judging people who you never meat.

AND AGAIN WITH THE SPELLING. dont worry about it. i think thats the only argument you have.

On 1 Sep 1998 20:07:41 GMT, "roman" wrote:

MEET, o illiterate one.

No... we all have arguments about your overall intellect, your incredulous amount of free time for posting your little trolls, and your failure to understand the witty and funny insults that everyone has been bombarding you with.

Just give it up. We win again. You lose, and you'll continue to lose.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

I ONLY LOSE BECAUSE YOU NEVER GIVE AN ARGUMENT. TELL ME WHY YOU LIKE A SHOW THAT REPEATS ITSELF SO MUCH.

roman said...

I don't think that South Park repeats itself overly much...

...but I do know that *you* repeat yourself WAY to much.

God damn, you suck, Roman!

Tirya

thanks for that amazingly good answer. did you even stop to think about it? about the shows phrases being said over and over and on t-shirts. i would have tought of myself as being the one who repeats. i was thinking of how you keep bringing up the spelling think. i guess south park has insrpired you. you now feel the need to say the samething in every message

Well guess what...Matt + Trey are making $money$ repeating themselves..what are you making? enemies? -me

Thank *you*!! Roman, get a clue and go screw a dog. All you're going to get here is more flames and no respect. By the way, you think if we all shut up about him, he'll go away?

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Go ann!! LOL!! Gyrex

Ann wrote in message ...

it?

Ok, first of all, in my opinion, I think it is funny. Second of all, I just *get* it, and that makes it all the better. I also like the characters and the animations. The voices are cool, and, *most* importantly, I find the plots to be very creative and hilarious. It just appeals to me.

~Kyle Broslofski~

do you even notice the reapeating of lines and phrases? and if so does it bother you that no new phrases have come up? i belive that if you want to know what south park is you just watch the first 2 or 3 epicodes.

roman wrote:

Hey asshole, the same thing occurs in the Simpsons, and that show has been going on for 10 years. I'm going to say this again...if you really hate South Park so much, then don't watch it! Don't watch it and leave us alone. Does the world have to like what you like? -Toni

been

South

Does the

no need for name calling. what has the simpsons done over and over and over again?

In article , "roman" wrote:

Not quit while it was ahead, that's what. It hasn't become all that repetitive, but it's lost an incredible amount of steam over the past three or four years. It went from a show nearly as funny as SP, Duckman, or The Critic into a show about as funny as Married With Children.

On 2 Sep 1998 22:40:37 GMT, "roman" wrote:

"DOH!" "Excellent" "Eat my shorts" "Don't have a cow"

etc. etc. etc.

Let's all watch Homer fall down and eat too much food again... yay.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

roman wrote:

D'oh!

In article , "roman" writes:

Just a short list:

Bart saying "Ay Carumba!" Bart saying "Don't have a cow, man!" Bart saying "Eat my shorts!" Bart making crank calls to Moe's Homer saying "D'Oh!" Homer saying "Mmmm... <food product>" Marge grumbling when Homer does or says something stupid. Homer doing or saying stupid things. Burns doing evil, cruel things. Smithers doing ambiguously gay things The crazy proffessor inventing things that don't work. Nelsom saying "Haw haw" every time someone gets hurt. The fat, sarcastic comic book store owner being sarcastic and eating too much. Grandpa being senile Barney burping Barney's drunken incoherencies Krusty's endorsements Itchy Killing Scratchy (at least Kenny doesn't always get killed by the same person) Groundskeeper Willie ripping off his shirt Ned's "diddely doodely's" Ned being so perfect. Ralph eating inapropriate things Lisa adopting controversial views Maggie sucking on the pacifier and never saying anything

Whoa, wasn't this supposed to be a short list?

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

In article , "roman" writes:

Just a short list:

Bart saying "Ay Carumba!" Bart saying "Don't have a cow, man!" Bart saying "Eat my shorts!" Bart making crank calls to Moe's Homer saying "D'Oh!" Homer saying "Mmmm... <food product>" Marge grumbling when Homer does or says something stupid. Homer doing or saying stupid things. Burns doing evil, cruel things. Smithers doing ambiguously gay things The crazy proffessor inventing things that don't work. Nelsom saying "Haw haw" every time someone gets hurt. The fat, sarcastic comic book store owner being sarcastic and eating too much. Grandpa being senile Barney burping Barney's drunken incoherencies Krusty's endorsements Itchy Killing Scratchy (at least Kenny doesn't always get killed by the same person) Groundskeeper Willie ripping off his shirt Ned's "diddely doodely's" Ned being so perfect. Ralph eating inapropriate things Lisa adopting controversial views Maggie sucking on the pacifier and never saying anything

Whoa, wasn't this supposed to be a short list?

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

hey, that's a damn good list. I never realized how many things the Simpsons repeated!

roman said...

stupidity...

Thank you for the entertainment, roman. Yeah, South Park has come catch phrases that they repeat from show to show. And yeah, Simpsons has some catch phrases that they repeat from show to show. And yeah, you've got some lame-ass comments that you repeat from post to post.

All three are entertaining. The main difference is, South Park and The Simpsons are funny. You're just pathetic.

Tirya

been

South

Does the

no need for name calling toni. what has the simpsons reapeated? "cowabunga"? " dont have a cow"? those phrases havent been said in many years and even when they were popular they werent even said that as much as south park would have used them.

as for "doh" that is just a quick and simple catch phrase that is used in every just about every epicode that is stll funny today. as for south parks phrases. they get old really fast. what with the shirts and dools. south park is pushing it. society can only take so much before it asks it to stops.

roman wrote:

Read KrytenToo's post and you'll get a more in depth idea of what the Simpsons repeat. Like I said before, why are you wasting your time doing this? Why do you have this need to be flamed by all of us? Are you a sucker for punishment? What gives you the right to tell us what to do anyway? Do you walk up and down the street yelling at people not to watch South Park? Do you stand in front of stores selling SP merchandise preventing people to go in? You are so pathetic.-Toni

Oh, so you're basically using the logic we used against you, against us? Get a clue!

I'm just wondering - have you ever heard of this thing called a Shift key? Or is that just too much for your 12 brain cells to comprehend?

Matthew Coyle

Don't you know he's struggling already? We made him learn punctiuation, now we are trying to get him to use comma's. His 6 brain cells are in overload. Leave the poor moron alone, just because his mind is infinitely smaller than a normal person's doesn't mean you have the right to make fun of him, ohh wait...yes it does. HA HA Roman sucks! -me

The repetition in the show is what makes it humorous. The show's predictable at times, but at others, completely spontaneous. SP gathers the best of both worlds.

Also, if you have even half a brain, you'd realize that much of South Park is satirical.

Roman...did you notice that you never change you arguement. You always say the same fucking thing. Come up with something new once in a while. We sure have. But no, south park is always the same. HOW IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME? Other than the obvious (kenny dying, chef singing, cartman saying screw you guys and I'm going home) -me

Not *all* lines and phrases are repeated--sure, there are some, but that adds to the comedy of it--who *doesn't* have a catch phrase that they're known for?

Oh, for examples of things that aren't repeated, you don't hear Cartman saying, "Somebody's baking brownies" "My calamine lotion" or whatever in every single episode. So, the show is *not* constant repetition.

New phrases *have* come up! Every ep there's several or more new phrases.

i belive

Nopers. Every episode is unique. No repeats of plots, etc.

~Kyle Broslofski~

DUH, roman, that is the point!!!! "Oh my God, They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!", and "Screw you guys, I'm going home" is what makes the show FUNNY for most of us. Of course with your limited brainpower, you don't have the concept of "funny" yet. That'll come in another 30 years.

Gyrex

roman wrote in message ...

roman wrote:

Okay.

Because it appeals to my sense of humor, which obviously differs from yours. That's acceptable in society. Some people like red, some like green. Some people like Brussels sprouts, others do not. Some like South Park, some do not. Different strokes, as the saying goes.

Because I find the repetition of certain phrases, such as "Oh my god, they killed Kenny" actually add to the appeal of the program. Other viewers may disagree.

Because it gives me great pleasure to watch South Park and pick up on little "in" jokes and references to other programs, news stories, movies and other items that I have seen or read in other places.

Because I enjoy the show. Others do not. Those people not inclined to see humor in South Park may be fascinated to discover that their television sets are usually sold with two devices, usually in the form of buttons. One will change the channel the set is receiving, and the other will turn the set off. People with a negative opinion of South Park can easily rectify the situation by either switching to another show or turning off the television entirely.

And having done so, they might just use their brain cells and go to another newsgroup as well, rather than post over and over -- the same complaint they have about the show -- to people who really don't want to hear about it.

I hope that is a sufficient argument for you.

Rabbit

Well said, Rabbit. Now if only this asshole would leave us alone. -Toni

Rabbit wrote:

thanks for dumbing it down

On 2 Sep 1998 20:04:40 GMT, "roman" wrote:

You lose again! We win!

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

In article , "roman" writes:

Don't thank her. She was merely coming down to your level.

JB "You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.'"- Rev. Arthur Belling

ahh geez thanks rabbit. you can write very impersivly when your not trying to insult someone. but you did say the same facts over and over. but i still enjoyed your message

<sigh> Just give it up and leave. -Toni

roman wrote:

trying

well that was rude

roman wrote:

<sarcasm mode on> Oh no! I've hurt your feelings! How will I be able to live with myself! I must punish myself by never watching South Park again! Oh, sob sob! <sarcasm mode off> -Toni

must

i didnt write that one. sorry to disapoint

roman wrote:

Ah, yes you did. You wrote "well that was rude". Your name was right next to the post title; hence you wrote it. Boy are you dumb- you can't even tell what you write anymore. -Toni

next to

what

here is an easy example of what happened.

hint: this is roman

On 2 Sep 1998 23:52:54 GMT, "roman" wrote:

You lose again. We win.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

SHE'S rude? Look who's talking, assmaster! Maybe you should check out the original subject of this thread. (Which was written by you, in case you forgot.)

Matthew Coyle

Thank you Matt :) See roman? Everyone here except you has a brain and actually uses it. -Toni

Matthew Coyle wrote:

roman wrote:

Thanks. Who read it to you?

Rabbit

trying

learn to take a compliment

roman wrote:

The fact I'm replying shows I've learned to take a joke ...

In article , "roman" wrote:

Geez, Roman. The proper response to that is "I read it myself. Who wrote it for you." Learn your comebacks.

wow thank you martin. i should really start watching those witty shows like south park.

roman wrote:

Not everything funny comes from South Park, dear. That one is usually attributed to Winston Churchill.

Rabbit

Roman: <sappy voice> Mr. Teddy Beawr. He's my bestest friend.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Aright!!! Rabbit: 1 Loser-from-Hell-Roman: 0 !!!!!!

Rabbit wrote in message ...

trying

Yeah, and Roman's probably tried all the different sad little strokes. Tom

This is dedicated to the tit called Roman (probably not even his real name:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, despotic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

There, enjoy.

Tom Arthur wrote:

<snip megaflame to roman> Wow, this was really long and rather amusing to read. However, two things to point out, and I mean no offense to you: 1. This should apply to all trolls (Docwonmug, hzlbwr, the dejanews leespam2, etc) not just roman. 2. I agree with Matt Coyle. This flaming sword you've created just fed the asshole troll. I posted something similar about a week ago (but not as long and not as insulting), but unfortunately, trolls get off on our flames. That's why they do this in the first place.

-Toni

In article , Toni Dimayuga writes

Thanks for the crit, Next time I'll just flood his hotmail box with it! *grin*

3665 times, ha ha ha.

Tom Arthur wrote: <snip insult of Roman> Very, very true. However, you're just feeding him, and that doesn't do anyone any good.

Uhhh...And You, Tom, sound VERY p***** off =p <greatly edited the msg. It was worse =p> Sorry that there's a lot of quotes, but These are the most funniest parts and I can't miss them out =p Tom Arthur wrote in message ...

wow you finally found the thesaurus *grin*

Tom Arthur wrote in article ...

Excuse me,One thing how do you know he's got bad breath do you know him? (NO, I ain't standin' up for the little Toejam)look at bottom for sig.[now continue with your rant] You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I

On 1 Sep 1998 22:38:50 GMT, "roman" wrote:

Because I think it's funny. I don't care if it's repetetive or not... and if you'd ever watch the show, you'd see that they make fun of the repetetiveness themselves and actually PARODY themselves.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Hail to the king, baby" - Army of Darkness

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

SPELLING AGAIN. CANT YOU JUST LOOK AT A WORK THAT IS MIS SPELLED AND GET AN IDEA OF WHAT IT IS?

When you spell SO many things wrong that is hard to get the idea no I can't. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPELL. There a taste of your own medicine. OHH...wait a sec...I understand...it must be hard to type with only one hand...the other one constantly down your pants and all... -me

roman said...

Yes. Absolutely. But you're just so much <bleep>ing fun to pick on because it's so <bleep>ing easy.

I think we told you this before - if you don't mind looking like an illiterate imbecile on the Internet, don't be surprised when people treat you as one.

Tirya

In article , roman writes

You can't criticise until you learn to spell misspelled right! Ooh the irony. hehe:)

These long sigs people have really start to get annoying.

In article , "roman" wrote:

Roman, shut the fuck up. Stop trolling here. We no longer care. You have proved your immaturity and stupidity beyond the shadow of a doubt. May your masturbating hand be replaced by a cheese grater.

Martin Hazelbower said...

OW ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!!!!!

Geez, that one is even painful to *read*!!! Bravo, Martin!!! ::grin::

Tirya

Roman, I have one thing to say to you. If you don't like south park, why don't you LEAVE?! It would make everyone else happy!

roman wrote in message ...

Scene: Trolls Anonymous

roman: Hello, my name is roman, and I'm a troll.

TA People: Hi, roman

roman:(in a whiny, nasal voice) I'm a 10 year old computer nerd with no life and no friends. That's why I go on newsgroups and troll everyone's newsgroups. I found it fun, and I still do. In fact, I think I'll do it now! Goodbye, everyone!

(roman leaves, everyone shrugs and continues the meeting)

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

ROTFLMAO!!!! That was great! (Hmm, you could turn that into a fanfic! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~

On Sun, 30 Aug 1998 16:24:34 -0500, "Gyrex2000 (formerly ParraLaX)" wrote:

He did leave... but now he's back because mommy wasn't giving him enough attention.

----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

dude ur im sure ur like 7 (younger then the boys) and ur mom doesnt let u watch it

<sarcasm on>

<sniff> <sniff> Oh, I am so hurt. I *do* so much care about your opinion. Now I'm going off to cry a river! <sniff> <sniff>

<sarcasm off>

And we actually *care* because......? You can go buy yourself a fucking pinwheel, for all I care!

~Kyle Broslofski~

Who Is Just Pissed B/C Her Little Brother Screwed Up Her Email account.

(Hey, with my server problem crap, this is one of the only messages short enough, that I'm able to reply to, so I guess I'm stuck replying to assholes for a bit here)

[email] wrote:

LOL! Good one! <high fives Lauren>

~Kyle Broslofski~

What the hell is the point of coming on a newsgroup like this and trolling? I mean what is it for? Does he even bother do read the responses or does he do it so that he does get responses? Hey, maybe we should each get a RealAudio Southpark Episode and E-Mail them to him! Good idea??

Yeah!! But rename them so he thinks they are something else.

• wrote in message ...

cool.

roman said...

And you think we care because... ?

Tirya