The answer is: Chef!

Mar 28, 19984 posts by 4 posters
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David Grund Jr.

YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, GANG. THE FATHER OF ERIC CARTMAN IS:

CHEF

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And why? It's obvious. Here's the official explanation.

In the episode entitled "Damien", remember when Chef arrives at Eric's birthday party? He is shown to Mrs. Cartman's chili, and he says, "Mmm, that's my kind of chili", as he stares at Mrs. Cartman. When all is said and done, Chef is the father.

I am proud to release this information to you. But PLEASE, keep it private for those who still want to know.

- Dave Grund Jr. E-mail: [email] Dave's Ultimate Hangout: http://www.radiks.net/dgrundjr/
Frank Parks↩ David Grund Jr.

On Sat, 28 Mar 1998 22:15:25 -0600, "David Grund Jr." wrote:

Chef is likely the father of most of the chilluns in Southpark. The horney bastard :-)

LEESPAM2↩ Frank Parks

No, you're wrong.

For crying out loud, and I'll only say this one more time...

CHEF ONLY FUCKING TONGUE-KISSED HER! You stupid, stupid, dumb, stupid, idiots!!! I just have to say it again - IDIOTS!

--LeEsPaM2

<Death to the censors! Death!!!>>>YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, GANG. THE FATHER OF ERIC CARTMAN IS: