I work at the movies! (South Park stuff)

Jul 3, 199917 posts by 10 posters
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Yoda591

I'm so damn pissed off about Wild Wild West and it doing better than South Park, that I've personally been on a one man promotion tour for South Park! I took a poster board and wrote "Will saids: Go SEE SOUTH PARK" and I taped it to the Wild Wild West Standee of Will. We didn't get ANY South Park promotional stuff (like Standees) and I figured South Park deserves the credit.

Here's a great quote from the man himself on that OTHER movie...

Trey Parker on Wild Wild West: "I have nothing against Salma (Hayek--who was scheduled on the Tonight Show the same night the creators of SouthPark were), but Wild, Wild West represents to me eveything I hate about Hollywood, which is the studio conceived movie, put together in a board room by a bunch of old guys in suits. All they know is they're going to use an old TV show, put Will Smith in it, rip off a Stevie Wonder song on a rap, do a big video, and it's all about selling to kids -- not about how good the movie is." From the Yahoo! Chat transcript.

My manager and projection pals have told me Wild Wild west put them to sleep and wasn't even funny. South Park will do better as it progresses, I think word of mouth will spread the thing. Critics are raving, people are raving, and I would love to see the thing crush every f*cking movie there is. It's cool, because someone else said at work they were already talking about it. BUT, the thing not cool. Here goes: South Park is in one of our smaller theatres. And Wild Wild West? IN TWO THEATRES, one of which is in our BIGGEST ONE? F*cked up? South Park has been doing well and I saw it with a sold out crowd. Spread the word on this great movie and see it again! Show the unoriginal bastards in hollywood, and not selling out is the only way out.

-Bobby

Check out my review of South Park and lots more at my site (est. in '97 and it's got lots.)

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I can't believe you didn't get the giant character-head mobiles! Somebody's even got a set up for sale on eBay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=123971579

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HOLY SHIT! I CANT believe this, and I'm glad you pointed this auction out...This guy used to be head manager of the movie theatre I work at, but got fired, cause he stole stuff, I'm checking his past auctions and there it is...Star Wars E. 1 trailer, the one he stole, he sold! Incredible! -Bobby [email] ------------------

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RDM1976Yoda591

At the theater near my house, South Park is on 2 screens and WWWest is on 4 screens. I have no respect for the people who are going to WWWest. To me, that flick is just as bad as all the people going to see Titanic. Which I still haven't seen and never will. The people seeing WWWest are probably the same ones that saw Independance Day. I saw that and I HATED it so f*cking much! All special effects with a shitty story.

Kyle BroslofskiRDM1976

Oy, seriously, South Park isn't getting as much play time as it should. WWWest has *9* showings every day, and South Park only has *5*! South Park is only being shown in one theater, and WWWest is in two or three. DIE! <runs after WWWest with the popsicle of death>

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<<At the theater near my house, South Park is on 2 screens and WWWest is on 4 screens. I have no respect for the people who are going to WWWest. To me, that flick is just as bad as all the people going to see Titanic. Which I still haven't seen and never will. The people seeing WWWest are probably the same ones that saw Independance Day. I saw that and I HATED it so f*cking much! All special effects with a shitty story.>>

TO THIS DAY, I still don't understand the fuss with Independance day, like Godzilla, it was long, drug out, you had to wait for the damn action to start, the plot sucked, and worse of all, you saw the damn aliens like once during the movie. -Bobby [email] ------------------

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BTW, my Mom was looking at the local paper after I finally got to see it, and it had what everyone was rating it. If a movie gets a star= Definately see it. If a movie gets a flower thing= So-so. If a movie gets a dot= It sucked.

South Park got 5 stars and one flower thing, WWW got two flower things and four dots. HAHAHAHA!!

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hey, as much as i thought titanic sucked, its the ultimate movie to get play during...

Ben RainesYoda591

In article , [email] (Yoda591) writes:

How much did get for it, heh heh?

Dude, here I don't think we even had those popcorn bags last spring... Talk about being pissed off...I was on a mission for those things!

KyleIke13~

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You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, I'm worried about you, man ~ Cartman

Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here! ~ Stan

In our theaters, we had those popcorn bags, and a movie poster. That's it.

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Dang... I think we have a poster in the front and that's it...the movie was in the LAST theatre...all the way down the hall, like they were hiding it or something... I hate Falwellville...I really do! =(

KyleIke13~

I can't believe my parents are cannibals! ~ Kyle

You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, I'm worried about you, man ~ Cartman

Dude, this is pretty ****ed up right here! ~ Stan

Eric PerlinYoda591

Yoda591 wrote...

It won't work. If an innovative, groundbreaking movie becomes a big box-office hit, other studios produce films that are imitations of it.

They can duplicate another film's story, they can duplicate another film's special effects, they can duplicate another film's pacing, and they can duplicate another film's "star power." Somehow, they can't seem to duplicate another movie's originalilty.

Can you imagine studio stuffed engaged in a conversation like this?:

    Studio executive #1: Did you see the latest box
    office receipts for that very original movie?
    It goes to show you that the public wants
    originality.
    Studio executive #2: Yes, you're quite right.
    "Originality" is in this year. Let's try to
    cash in by being original also.

Corect me if I'm wrong, but I don't think many innovative ideas begin that way.

Matt MunsonYoda591

RE: Re: I work at the movies! (South Park stuff) BY: [email]

k> WWWest has *9* showings every day, and South Park only has *5*! South k> Park is only being shown in one theater, and WWWest is in two or three. k> DIE! <runs after WWWest with the popsicle of death>

South Park is way better than WWWest. My sister said WWWest sucked. and South Park BLU ruled! Emertainment weekly A- for BLU and D- for WWWest.

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Kyle BroslofskiMatt Munson

Yeah, that's what I've been hearing too. But, WWWest is getting so much hype with the kids, especially in my area. Will Smith is worshipped in my town (by my brother, even....lotsa kids he knows are all big Will Smith fans) and with all this hype with all these kids (most of which aren't mature enough to see South Park) they're all being drawn to WWWest and they drag their families, and all that...like how I'll probably be dragged to see it. It's all in the advertising and hero worship of it all.

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Ben RainesYoda591

In article , [email] (Yoda591) writes:

What do you mean? The theatre I watched the Austin Powers movie had a bunch of life-sized South Park cardboard cutouts hanging from the cathredal ceiling.

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You know, I _THOUGHT_ that song I keep hearing during the commercials sounded familar!