Hey, fanf******, what about a fanfic involving The South Park Kids in Jerry Springer? Maybe Kenny could be Jerry's guest-host. Like this: Kenny: mmmmppppfffmmfmmf *Crowd claps after those wise words* Stan: Cartman, you mom must ****** something up. Who is your dad? A sumo-wrestler? You only had ***** twice. When you were born and when your mom tried to squeeze you back. And couch, you sit their farting it up, till it roddens up. Why don't you go have some fun with Big Gay Al. I am sure he'll let you suck his ****, you ****-sucking ****-briany, gigolo-******. Your a** is the only thing that matches the size of Bill Gates wallet. Cartman: Oh, go **** Wendy. You had a triangle with Wendy and Kyle, you *****-******. Admt it, you gay-a**. You are Sparkie's ( forgot how it is spelled ) sex toy. That is why he is ******** other dogs. Kyle: Oh, but you gave Mr. Garrison a *******. You sucked it off. That is why he talking that way now. You sucked it in like when you eat spaghetti. You don't stop sucking untill everything is inside your sewer-smelleing mouth. So zip your ass, it smells bad. Like the rest of you. Kenny: mmmmmmpppppfffhhhmmmmgggmfmffffffhhhhddd. *Crowd goes laughs*
Fanficwriters!!! Gather around.
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ROTFL! That was sick-and hailarious!
SaraJNES All right, all right, I take it back! UnScrew you! "I have seen the truth...and it makes no sense." I don't suffer from insanity. I like every minute of it.
ROTFL= ? What does it mean? I'm new with the american chat-language ,okay?
"Friend confrontation!!!" Kenny: mmmhhpp mh mhp show. mmpphh mmee Stan. Stan mmmmhhppph? Stan: Well, my ex-friend Cartman just won't p*** outta me and Kyle's friendship. I am here to tell him to get his fast-f****** McDonald's *** outta our friendship. Kenny: Mmp ph frnmh dfh mh. Hmpg ph Cartman. Cartman: You ******* son-of-a-*****, I'll kick your **** outta your tight little ***. Stan: Wish I could say the same to you, rhino-***. Cartman: Go to ****. Stan: What down and meet your mom? No way, dude. Cartman: Ay, don't talk about my mom that way. I'll kill ya! Stan: What are you gonna do? Fart me to death? Sit'n's*** on me. *fist fight* *Steve and his (s)crew enters.* ------------------------------ skipping a small part. ------------------------------ Kenny: mmmmppppfffmmfmmf *Crowd claps after those wise words* Stan: Cartman, you mom must ****** something up. Who is your dad? A sumo-wrestler? You only had p**** twice. When you were born and when your mom tried to squeeze you back. And couch, you sit their farting it up, till it roddens up. Why don't you go have some fun with Big Gay Al. I am sure he'll let you suck his ****, you ****-sucking ****-briany, gigolo-******. Your a** is the only thing that matches the size of Bill Gates wallet. Cartman: Oh, go **** Wendy. You had a triangle with Wendy and Kyle, you *****-******. Admt it, you gay-a**. You are Sparkie's ( forgot how it is spelled ) sex toy. That is why he is ******** other dogs. Kyle: Oh, but you gave Mr. Garrison a b******. You sucked it off. That is why he talking that way now. You sucked it in like when you eat spaghetti. You don't stop sucking untill everything is inside your sewer-smelleing mouth. So zip your ass, it smells bad. Like the rest of you. Kenny: mmmmmmpppppfffhhhmmmmgggmfmffffffhhhhddd. *Crowd laughs* Kenny: Steve mp mhg ghpl frh hgm fdmmrp hg hdfrhm Cartmans mhn a**, mk mhmp Cartman mph mphg-mphdgh, hmpg f***. *Steve gets up and kills Kenny* Stan: Oh my God!!! Steve killed Kenny. ... Stan: Kyle? *Kyle looks in from backstage* Kyle: You bastard!!! *Steve turns around and kills Kyle and Stan* Cartman: Thanks dude, they always ****** me off. *Cartman's mom comes up to Steve* Mom: Well hello. Would like like to come home to my house for dinner? Steve: ....*nods* *Jerry is sneaking back out from backstage* Jerry: And in our next show, we be "Dirty sluts."
End of show
In article , "Raza Paro" writes:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing.
see episode "The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Tree Wanka"
-Dan
Someone claiming to be "Raza Paro" wrote:
Third comment you've posted with Jerry Springer, you do have some obsession with him.
SilverRaven <--posting humorous remarks whenever possible! Brought to you by someone who has a good enough sense of humor to know when something is funny and if you don't agree, off with your head! -- yes, that one.
No, I just think; That the show has some of Americas sickest guests. And considering how horrible it is, I think he is doing a absolutely terrific job.
Someone claiming to be "Raza Paro" wrote:
Sorry to burst your little bubble there but the Springer show is not real. There have been other shows that have Ex Jerry Springer guests on and they told about being paid 'by the punch', about being told to spice stuff up and lie if they have to, about being lied to by the staff of Jerry Springer and being manipulated by them. Just cause you see it on tv doesn't mean it's real.
SilverRaven Usenet rage - It's not just posting, it's a blood sport.
Yeah I know, dude. But still, it kicks ass. Some of them made me puke. ( not litterally). But seeing people fightinglike that is FUN. Especially when it is NOt for real. Then you don't have to compassion for them I know I am sick, but...
SilverRaven wrote in message ...
Jerry
No... I just think we've got an inept troll....
Ignoring mode >on< !!
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