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Aug 6, 199812 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Kim and I made up this question. It wasn't made for any spesific reason, just for the hell of it. So here it is (answer if you like, but remember folks, it's all just a bunch of tree-huggin hippioe crap!!)

Would Kenny be the same if here were drawn with a bright purple parka? (This is not just a yes or no question :) )

reply to this post with your answers. And beware!! We'll be makeing up new, dumb questions every week!!

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay :)

I think Kenny would be basically the same. He would just look like a giant grape. Toni

LilRose33 wrote:

RabbitTonialt.tv.southpark

Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:

And of course that week's episode would have him crushed in a hopper, to be fermented into this year's Chateauneuf-du-Pape.

Rabbit

I could see it now. Chef's having a glass of Chateauneuf-du-Pape a la Kenny and Kyle screams, "Oh my god, he drank Kenny!" Interesting... Toni

Rabbit wrote:

I think he'd still be the same lovable dirty little bastard on the inside, but purple jacket on the outside?? Cartman would probably make grape jokes and call him gay.

Acutally a very interesting question...since it brings up two very deep points....

1) According to Freudian psychology...color reflects mood. Wearing purple is supposed to be a subconsious expression of sexual frustration (hey...what can i say...Freud was one sick dude!). Thus, given Kenny's "dirty little mind"...that would really fit his personality.

2) It brings up the old Shakespearean question..."would a rose by any other name, smell as sweet..."....except here...it's "would Kenny with a different parka still be Kenny?"....just as Juliet found out in that tragic play... it think the answer is yes.

This concludes our test of the emergency cerebral stimulation posting system. Had this been an actual attempt at intellectual hyperbole, the posting you just read would have been followed by massive flaming. This has just been a test.....

THE Sandman.

RabbitSandmanalt.tv.southpark

Actually, it wasn't a question, it was an answer to his own question -- "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."

Rabbit (Anal-retentive Shakespeare fan)

<gasp> <bows head in shame>

You are correct sir, in my haste to make the correlation, I did not stop to iron out the exact context of Romeo's quandry. But you have to admit...it was a cute analogy!!!

THE Sandman.

RabbitSandmanalt.tv.southpark

[email] wrote:

Indeed it was!

Rabbit (Who also gets upset when people think that she was asking for Romeo's location when she said, "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" ...)

Well now...

If we're going to get all *technical* here, you tend to get that sort of an interpretation when you add in superfluous commas.

The line should read: "Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

In answer to the initial question:

No. Kenny in a purple parka wouldn't be the same as our familiar Kenny in the orange parka. It would ruin the fung shui, or however the hell you spell that. The point is that the balance of colors would be totally thrown off. It'd give the whole show a much darker, more brooding feel than it has now. I think. I mean, Kenny himself might not change, but the way his presence influences the ambience of South Park would change.

--C. S.