Garrison's police record

Jun 30, 20009 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Bill K.alt.tv.southpark

Aside from the obvious example from the week before of Mr. Garrison soliciting sex with a child, for which his suitability as a teacher was called into review, how many other instances have there been, in which Garrison has been arrested? Let's see:

* At the end of "Underpants Gnomes"--another episode in which his job as a teacher was called into review--when he shouts at the kids from the back of the crowd for giving away their cover and gets whisked away by Barbrady.

* For his publicly displayed tirade against Mr. Hat outside of his home in his underwear.

  • For his attempted assassination of Kathie Lee Gifford.

Did I leave any out?

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I wonder if he got caught wading thru the sewers in Chocolate Salty Balls. "You kids know how to file a police report?" "No." "Okay, see you in school."

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In "Chef Aid," when Mr. Hat returned and did away with Mr. Twig. In retaliation Mr. Garrison threw Mr. Hat out into the street, but didn't stop and close the door. Mr. Garrison walked out in his underwear and told Mr. Hat off. Meanwhile, neighbors came out to watch him, and Dr. Doctor had had enough. Mr. Garrison was arrested for indecent exposure, if not for verbal abuse.

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Thanks Willie

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He did go to jail in Chef Aid tho.

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What? You missed it? Barbrady arrested Garrison a few minutes later for the attempt and hauled him off. But Garrison was sent to a mental home instead of jail.

--- Willie Westwood

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Well, actually it was Mr Hat who was caught and arrested. Since Mr Hat was committed to a mental institution and Mr Garrison never leaves Mr Hat, they bothe ended up in the mental home, even though it was really Mr Hat who got busted. It was a case of attempted murder with diminished responsibility. Well, it was murder, but nobody noticed that Mr Garrison/Mr Hat killed Kenny.

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