Part two: romance lessons? Trey: hi, I'm Trey Matt: I'm Matt. Ashley: I'm..Ashley..Yeah, that's it. Ashley. Nice to meet you. Matt: yes, it's nice to meet you too. Wendy and Stan walk up. Stan: can we sit here? Ashley: sure. Stan: ok They sit, and begin to talk of the awards thingy the next day. Stan: I never knew you were from South Park. Trey: no one is supposed to know, but they know now. Wendy: we can sit together Stanley! Stan: yeah, Wendy :::barfs::: Trey (whisper): Stan, you like her? Stan: yeah. Matt: then make a move! Stan: Like how? Trey: Like just follow my lead. Trey puts an arm around Ashley's chair�Stan follows Trey: ash�just ignore what I'm doing, I'm teaching Stan what to do with Wendy Ash: oh, ok Wendy: Stan, isn't this food good Stan: yes it is Wendy ::doesn't barf, looks pleased:::: Ashley: he likes you�ask him for a walk or something Wendy: Stan, would you like to go for a walk? Stan: sure Wendy. They leave, the other three follow them. Matt: are you sure we should be spying? Trey: no, but that's ok. Ash: dumb, dumber. Shut up! Cut to: Stan and Wendy: Wendy: Oh, Stanley. Isn't is a nice night? Stan: uh, yeah. Wendy: can I have a little kiss. Stan: sure�::kiss::: ::stan dances:: I did it! I didn't puke! Wendy: oh, stan Trey and Matt: way to go dude! Ashley: Shut up! Wendy: ok, ok�you can leave now. The next day. Scene: Mr. garrison's class. Garrison: class, we have a visitor. Wendy's cousin from Idaho Ash: that's Iowa you dick! G: whatever, whatever..and Mr. hat likes Idaho better! Ash: ok, ok. Where do I sit. Kyle: so, what did you and wendy do last night? Stan: we went out�we met the Terrence and Phillip guys. Cartman: are they sweet? Stan: very sweet. Wendy: I think my cousin likes one of them Kenny: mmm mmmph..mmm? Wendy: she wants him to lick what? Kenny: mmmph. Kyle: that's gross! Cartman: my mah said that if you lick there you get sick! Stan: your mom has been licked there so many times.. Principal Victoria: Class, class�we have to go now. To the ceremony for the South Park Distinguished alumni award.
Will Ashley get her wish? Will stan start puking again? Will I ever write a good story? Stay tuned for part 3: the awards.
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