Why Kyle is doomed to Hell

If Kyle does not confess his sins and get baptized, he will be doomed to Hell.

However, his parents apparently don't approve of him getting baptized or any of that other Catholic bullshit. Therefore, if Kyle goes to do these things that are necessary for his salvation, he would have to disobey his parents. One of the commandments is "Honor thy father and thy mother," so doing *anything* that your parents forbid is a sin.

So, Kyle is screwed no matter what he does.

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On Sun, 23 Jul 2000 22:16:04 -0700, Eric Perlin wrote:

...aren't we all.

Mark www.pipeline.com/~opus

"Skippy For President: Everyone Else Is A Wanker."

Confession has nothing to do with getting into heaven. It was just something dreamed up by the catholics so that they could have something to hold over people.

Newsflash: hell doesn't really exist; it was only dreamed up to scare morons into behaving.

If hell doesn't exist how do you explain Michael Jackson, huh??? That's what I thought.

Don't you be dissing MJ. He's the epitome of the american dream... where a poor black boy can grow up to be a rich white woman.

In article , [email] wrote:

Yes, the man's been entertaining us for so -many- years. Touching children is natural!

<barf>

[email] () wrote:

REALLY??? You mean South Park is NOT a documentary?

Surely Scuzzle-Butt is real, right?

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