FAQ: What Kenny says

What IS Kenny saying, anyway?

WHAT KENNY SAYS

Thanks to:

Mike Kalec

SPG Webmistress

And Drew Thomas

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Directors Cut

1.In the original theme song, Kenny says "Our small town is bigger damnit! Right down to the little Granite!"

2. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"

3. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"

4. After he gets hit by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right"

5. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

6.After Kenny somehow comes back to life Kenny is shown and says "Hey guys what's going on?"

7.After Stan and Kyle are amazed by how Kenny has come back to life Stan says "Looking pretty good Kenny" and Kenny says "Thanks!

WHAT KENNY SAYS IN THE THEME SONG

(added in by SPC Webmistress)

"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina." or "I like girls with big vaginas, I like girls with big vagina."

Cartman gets an anal probe

1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's what your moms use when their alone"

2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy"

3. After he get by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's , Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!"

4. After He gets ran over by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

Volcano

1. After Stan says to Cartman "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too" Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"

2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?" referring to the volcano.

3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Ned says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina."

• After Jimbo makes Kenny his honorary nephew Kenny says "Cool"

• After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay"

• After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh"

7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?"

• After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "Oh no!"

Weight Gain 4000

1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?"

2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"

3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and is flown up in the air, he says "Oh no"

Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride

1. While Sparky is raping Sylvester, Kenny sees what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think they're screwing!"

2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny says "Your dog's fu**ing gay."

• When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "They suck"

An Elephant makes Love to a Pig

1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same."

2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Are you gonna feather your hair?"

3. After Kyle says this about what Stan should do about his sister "Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, 'Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you.'" Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra."

4. When the genetic engineer comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says "A big mutant Stan?!?"

5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says "Oh my God! What is he doin'?"

Death

1. After Kenny gets to school from being late due to diarrhoea, Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go fart."

2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I HAVE TO, I HAVE TO!!"

3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!"

• Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God"

• After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!"

6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended because they depend on television as a baby sitter for their kids."

Pink Eye

The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."

- Also when Cartman is fantasizing that he's Hitler, when you play it backwards he says stuff like "You guys, seriously!" and "Hey guys guess what?"

Starvin' Marvin

1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!"

2.When Stan asks what vas deferens are Kenny says "The tube that connects your nuts to your pee pee."

3.When Stan says "She said it would come tomorrow" Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"

4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".

Mr. Hankey

1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "It must be a miracle!"

2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!"

3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!"

4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fu**ing seen!"

5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?".

6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!"

7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

Damien

Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly skank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a f**king dog."

- Also when Damien calls Satan, it sounds like he's talking backwards. But when Mike played it backwards, it didn't sound like anything. He couldn't really tell because there was music.

Tom's Rhinoplasty

1.When the boys are amazed that their substitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!"

2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy".

3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand

1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's Mike Kalec's best estimates.

1.When the boys comment on how Cartman isn't making it to school Kenny says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it."

2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the f**k is he doing with the animals and tea?"

3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, f**k ,s**t, motherf**king, etc."

4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.

Originally by Mike Kalec Edited and Revised by Borg84X

(c) Mike Kalec, Borg84X, SPG Webmistress and Drew Thomas

LOL! Thanx for posting that, i've been curious for awhile now.

SaraJ I don't suffer from insanity.I like every minute of it. SNAFU=Situation Normal:All Fucked Up

"Umm-is that a God dam? "-Beavis, "Beavis&Butt-Head Do America"

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!" -Bart Simpson -----END SIG-----

am I wrong... Or aren't these on the *official * (half done) NG FAQ ?

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Yeah, it's just some people don't seem to be bothered to load their browser to see the FAQ. Kenny's speeches are the most commonly FA question I see asked here, so I thought I might as well post them.

But for those who can be bothered, the web site is more up to date than this. It goes all the way to the end of Series 2. Here's a link, if you can't get to my other post. This may be more up to date than my versions.

http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/index.html

In article , Covenant <covenant@joelam b.freeserve.co.uk> writes

Drew Thomas wrote in message ...

Umm... Drew.....

I know... It's MY site .. Heeheehee... check the sig !

; ' )

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , Covenant <covenant@joelam b.freeserve.co.uk> writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Yeah?

Oh, yes!

You must if you can post to NGs! :)

I also like you 'Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch'

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll... Kyle's mom's a bitch, She's a mean old bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and GIRLS!

On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she' s a bitch, On Sunday just to be different, she's a king Kahemenamena bee-yotch!

Have you met my friend Kyle's mom, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch and she's got stupid hair, She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch! Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch... Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's just a dirty bitch... Kyle's mom is a biiiiiiit-chaaaaah!

Like I was talking about, here's the updated version I was talking about, taken straight from the ATS FAQ. All credit goes to the creators of the FAQ and I admit I was lazy and just cut and pasted, so please don't sue me :) I will say that the punctuation isn't perfect, but I didn't write it so don't blame me.

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WHAT DOES KENNY SAY?
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Sometimes it IS possible to tell what Kenny is saying at various times.
At others it is nigh on impossible.
The following is a list from various sources and attempts to reach some
form of conclusion...

NOTE!!!!! This came from another website. (Beefcake??) If someone can let me know for sure I'd be very grateful.

Theme Song "I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas "

(I was cynical when I first read this, but the more you listen...... 'Joe') The theme was written with the lines in an opposite order, but this is how they were said.

TV commercial Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering' Kenny:'That sounds fucking gay'. I am 100% sure of this, do not e-mail me about it.

Jay Leno Special 1.After all the kids are astounded by Jay's chin, Kenny says "It looks like it's made of silicon!"

Cartman gets an anal probe. 1. After Kyle asks Kenny what a dildo is, Kenny says "It's a little plastic dick that goes in vagina" 2. When the boys are talking about how far Stan can get with Wendy, Kenny says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy" 3. After he get hit by the Visitors blast and Kyle thinks he's dead, Kenny gets up and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!" 4. After He gets trampled by the cows, he gets back up and says "Nope, I'm fine. Ah!"

Weight Gain 4000 1. When they are talking to Chef about him sleeping with Kathie Lee, Kenny Says "Is your penis big?" 2. When Cartman thinks he is thinning, while he is only fattening, Kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!" 3. After Kenny gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and goes flying through the air, he says "Oh no"

The Volcano 1. After Stan says to Cartman, "maybe your mom can give me a kiss too", Kenny says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"*** 2. After Kyle gets the flash light, Kenny says "Hey! What's that?", referring to the volcano. 3. After Jimbo throws the grenade that kills all the fish, Jimbo says it smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina." 4. After Jimbo makes Kenny his official nephew Kenny says "Cool" 5. After the lava ball lands on Kenny, he says "Nope, I'm okay" 6. After the lava ball rolls over him again Kenny goes "Ahhh" 7. After the volcano incident is over, Kenny comes walking back and he says "Hey guys, what's up?" 8. After getting shot by Ned, Kenny says "oh no!"

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride 1. While Sparky is raping Sylvester , Kenny sees what they are doing and says "Oh my god I think he's gay!" or "oh my god 2. After Stan tries saying it's Sylvester who is confused, Kenny says "Not from what I saw!" 3. When Stan is talking about gay people, Kenny says "Anyway, they're always fucking in the ass."

An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig 1. When talking about pig and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're like the same." 2. When talking about how much of a wuss Stan is for getting his ass kicked by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?" 3. After Kyle says to Stan, "Stan, you can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you." Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra." 4. When Mephesto comes and tells the boys of Stan's clone, Kenny says, "A big mutant Stan?!?" 5. When Kenny sees the destruction that Stan's clone is causing, he says, "Oh my God! What is he doing'?"

Death 1. After getting to school late (due to explosive diarrhoea), Kenny raises his hand and say "I have to go poo." 2. After Kenny says number 1, Mr . Garrison says didn't you just go? And Kenny says "No no! I gotta gotta..." 3. After Kenny comes out of the bathroom, he races back in and says "Oh my God!" 4. Kenny runs to the bathroom at Stan's and says "Oh My God" 5. After you hear Kenny make a farting sound, Kenny goes "OW!" 6. When they are discussing what's wrong with their parents, Kenny says "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."(the mmmmmm is because It is unclear what he's saying)

Halloween The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and either he says something or he is just laughing. You be the judge. Here's what he says: "Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh." Starvin' Marvin. 1.When the boys find out about the free sports watch, Kenny says "Woo hoo!" 2.When Stan asks what 'vas deferens' is Kenny says "Tube the connects your nuts to your pee pee." 3.When Stan says "She said it (the sport watch) would come tomorrow", Cartman, Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!" 4.When the turkeys come up to Kenny to kill him, he says "Uh oh".

Mr. Hankey 1.After baby Jesus is delivered by Mary, angel Kenny says "Jesus Christ Divinity!" 2.After the bird poops in his hood he says "Hey!" 3.When Cartman says Kyle's messed up Kenny says "Kyle's crazy!" 4. When they find the poop in Kyle's box Kenny says "That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!" 5.When Mr. Garrison asks Kenny to remove the star above the shark tank, he says "huh?". 6.After Kenny removes the star successfully, he gives a "whew!" 7.After everyone notices that something's missing (Kenny not being dead that is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

Damien Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing. "Yeah, she looks like a fucking dog." Also when Damien calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectus, Dominius is "Ass Master" or in real form "Rectum Dominie"

Tom's Rhinoplasty 1.When the boys are amazed that their substitute is so hot, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!" 2.When Chef says "You know what they say about women with long arms, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy". 3. When the boys are asking Stan what he did to Ms. Ellen, Kenny says "Well did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand 1.When Kenny shows the carrot and marbles, he says "Yeah and I got these marbles to go with the carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my(Mike Kalec) best estimates. 1.When the boys comment on how Cartman can't make it Kenny Says, "He's such a fat kid, he can't make it." 2. After the boys see Cartman having a tea party Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with the animals and tea?"*** 3.When Kenny is being dragged by the go-cart, Kenny says words like "Ow, fuck ,shit, etc." 4.After Kenny's okay, he says "No guys I'm okay...Now if I can", then he dies.

Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut 1.After Mephesto is shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Mephesto" 2.After "Team b" is set up, and the plan is set, Kenny says "huh?" 3.When Kenny comes out of the sewer, he says "This is team b". 4.After "Team a" finds a new path, Kenny says "Are you fucking kidding me? Making me walk though the mother fuckin' sewers?" 5.When Kenny looks at the shelter, he says "Yep it's there all right." 6.When Kenny reaches the power box he says "Okay now I'm at the power box." 7.After the doctor asks if Kenny can see the copper nose Kenny says "Roger". 8.When the doctor asks Kenny if he can connect the wires he says "Nah- un". 9.When Kenny says he's going to connect the wires he says "I'll fucking do it".

Ike's Bris 1.When Chef arrives the kids and Kenny say "Hey Chef". 2.When Chef is disappointed in the boys Kenny says "Oh, your penis!" 3.When Kenny pulls his hood cover, he says "Oh shit!" 4.After Kenny falls to his death, he says "Hey guys I fell down...Ah!"

Chicken Lover 1.When Kenny sees the book he says "There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises" 2.After a scream is heard, Kenny says "What was that?" 3.Kenny says "Hooray" when Kyle and Stan are cheering too. 4.When the show "Cartman" is rolling, Kenny comes up to the door and says "Hey Cartman". 5.When Mrs. McCormick is kicking her husband's ass, Kenny cheers on with "Yeah yeah yeah!" 6.When Kenny is shot he says "No, it hit my jacket".

Cojoined Foetus lady 1.When Kyle is telling the other boys about the freak, Kenny says "Ew!" a couple of times. 2.When Kyle's mom shows the boys about "Freaks" Kenny says "Gross!"

The Mexican Staring Frog 1.When the boys are done with their paper, the boys and Kenny say "The end". 2.When Mr Mackey is talking over the boys Kenny says "Cause your uncle sucks dick"*** 3.When the boys make fun of Jimbo and Ned, Kenny says "Yeah, that ought to teach those stupid mother fuckers!"

Flashbacks 1.Kenny tells Kyle the time is "7:35" 2.When Kenny remembers about Death, he says "Hey guys, remember that time we were chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on a tricycle and ran us down." 3.When Kenny kicks Death's ass, he says "Take this, and don't touch me, and take that and that, and that!" etc... 4.After the story is done, Kenny says "Now that's what I call a sticky situation!" 5.When Kyle corrects Kenny, Kenny says "Oh yeah." After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says "Hey guys he's taken..." and it fades off 6.When the Fonz kills him Kenny says "holy fucking!"

Summer Sucks 1.When the boys go to buy fireworks, Kenny and the boys say "Hey Stu". 2.When Kenny escapes his death, he says "Guys I dodged the ahh..!"

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls 1.When the boys are talking about Stan not being Wendy's girlfriend, Kenny says "Yeah cause you always puke on her"*** 2.When they're talking about Cartman's ass, Kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room."

Chicken Pox 1.When Kenny's mom tells him to come and play with his friends, he says "But mom, I'm fucking sick!" 2.When Kenny comes out he says "Hey guys, what's going on?" 3.When the boys are talking about the rats Kenny tells us "Well, we shouldn't have any rats when we put the fucking ceiling in."

Robert Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods 1.Kenny's haiku goes "When I get blowjobs, that I'll cum through discharging, that's the way to fuck". This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen for yourself. 2.When Kenny first talks about the stars, he says "nothing" 3.When the lasers come on, Kenny says "whoa dude".

Clubhouses 1.When all the boys say "fine" Kenny also says "Fine." 2.When Cartman's telling Kenny what to do with Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Well why the fuck do I have to do everything when you stand around..." and then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying he's the worker. 3.When Cartman tells Kenny to get the carpet Kenny says, "You fuck ,you suck dick" 4.When Cartman tells Kenny he has to wait for the hot tub he says in a depressed voice, "Yes sir". 5.As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh" 6.After Cartman says Kenny and he have to find chicks he says "YEAH!" 7.After Cartman demands that Kenny goes and find the chicks, Kenny says, "Why do I have to go find the chicks?" 8.When Cartman asks if Kenny found the chicks, Kenny says "Mmm hmm!"

Cow Days 1.When Kenny pulls out his food stamps he says "What? These?" 2.When Kyle tells Kenny to give him the food stamps he says "Nah-uh" 3.When Kyle demands the food stamps Kenny says "Dude, these are mother fucking food stamps and how am I going to eat with out these food stamps". 4.When Cartman's lying on the ground, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!" 5.After the boys wonder where Cartman is, Kenny says "He ran away" 6.Stan tells Kenny to go find Cartman, and Kenny says "Okay." 7.When Kenny comes back without Cartman and the boys ask where he is, Kenny says "I don't know, I can't find 'im'" 8.They tell Kenny he's on in a few minutes and he says "I know, I know!" 9.When Kenny's about to come to help Cartman, Kenny says "Nah-uh, I ain't going in that ring...ahh!"

Chef Aid 1.When Elton John says that he'll help the boys out, Kenny says "Hooray"!

Master P Music Video: Kenny's dead 1. When Kenny's dad tells Kenny to Las Vegas and win a thousand dollars Kenny says "Okay dad, I'll do my best" 2. When Kenny opens his new casino he shouts "Woo hoo! I'm rich I'm...ahh!"

Chef Aid song: Bubblegoose 1. When Cartman says Kenny's dad's an alcoholic, Kenny says "Fuck you Cartman".

***=My best guess

I really don't wanna start a debate on these. Let's just accept them! If a lot of people vehemently disagree with any then we can change them! 'Joe'

On Sat, 4 Sep 1999 21:49:26 +0100, Drew Thomas wrote:

Nope. He says 'One potato, Two potato...one potato, Three potato".

Turn your close-captioning on....

I will admit that I am only 95% sure of this, but the last letter of the word he repeats, be it vagina or potato, could really be any vowel.

In article , [email] writes

[email] wrote:

That's just what the close-captioning people put. Trey himself says what the real line is in in Yahoo! Chat on June 28, 1999.

     trey_south_park: Can I say this here? First season, he said "I
     like women with big vaginas. I'm also a fan of big, fat titties."

-Toni