"Britney Spears Cancels Denver Show"

Jul 15, 20004 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.southpark
4 posts
Did Cartman have tickets to this show?  If so, I bet he's "really pissed off
right now!"
(This is what I get for having the word "Beatles" in my news-gathering
keywords.)
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"Britney Spears Cancels Denver Show"
     DENVER (AP) - Oops! Britney Spears has canceled a sold-out show because
the production apparently is too big for the stage at Red Rocks Amphitheater.
     The world-famous venue that has played host to dozens of major acts,
including the Beatles.
     ``We did everything possible to prevent the show from canceling,''
promoter Chuck Morris said Friday. ``Telling my 7-year-old daughter that
Britney wasn't coming was the hardest thing I have had to do all year.''
     Fans snatched up more than 9,000 tickets for the July 26 concert in less
than an hour when they went on sale in February.
     Spears' current 50-date tour, ``Oops! ... I Did It Again,'' has been one
of the summer's hottest, featuring an elaborate set with movable platforms,
giant props and a special-effects-laden video.
http://members.aol.com/cwhite1943/lawman.html DUKE: 1999-2000 ACC Champions SOUTH PARK: "In Cartman We Trust"

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Ooooooh man. When the time comes for her to land ass-first into obscureville (and I DO mean WHEN) and she's forced to choose between performing at Indian casinos or porno films, it's gonna be sweeeeeeeeet.

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On 15 Jul 2000 17:57:10 -0500, Furplay wrote:

Why not both? It worked for LaToya Jackson...

"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay God!"

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