Fanfic: North Park Pt. 4!

Nov 1, 19984 posts by 4 posters
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Gyrex Derision

Whoo-hoo! NP Part 4 is here!! Battle between NP and Southpark! Well, I'm wrapping it up! This is the conclusion to North Park!

<cookies!>

*************************** <last time on North Park> The kiddies are preparing for the biggest battle of their lives! Time to fight!

<and now the conclusion>

Chef: Well, let's go!

<the scamps and chef walk to the area between NP and SP, formerly Middle Park>

<Sheila hands out pinwheel guns to everyone except Kenny, who has his Dildo gun>

Blaric Chortman: You hippies are gonna die!

Lyle: Yeah!

Lenny: mhmh hhm mhmhmh! mhmh hmhmhm mhmhm hmhm! (Hey, you Kenny! You copied my gun!)

<Lenny holds up his dildo gun>

<freeze frame>

<screen goes dark, then pans in to a 12 year old boy sitting at a computer, blond hair,blue eyes>

Drew: Well, it looks like the kids are in a bit of a fix!

Cartman, in background: Ay! Would you shut up and let us get back to the fanfic!

Drew: Can you hold on, Cartman! Don't make me do something to you, like I will to your cousin Blaric!

Cartman: Heheh! That dildo.

Sheila: Drew! Are you taunting Cartman?!

Drew: Uh- no!! No! I would never do that!

Sheila: Don't make me shove a pinwheel up your ass!

Drew: Well let's get back to the show!

<screen fades back in to the battleground>

Cartman: Hey, where's Sheila?

<looud booming voice is heard>

Drew: OOOOOWW!! Dammit Sheila! Get this thing out of my ass!!

<Sheila walks up>

Sheila: Here I am! I just had to take care of something.

<a flash of lightning>

<Blaric Chortman is wearing a clown suit>

Chortman: Dammit! I'll get you for this Drew!!

<scamps are shown, laughing their asses off>

<suddenly, Lenny pulls out his dildo gun, firing it at Stan>

Stan: <dodges> AHH!

Kenny: mhmh hmhm hmhm hmhm hmhmhm! (Don't mess with my friends!)

<Kenny Fires Dildo gun at Lenny, hitting him>

Lenny: mhmhmh! (Nooo!)

Fran Swamp: Oh my God! Kenny Killed Lenny!

Lyle Kanovski: You Bastard!

<Cook takes laser thing, points it a t Kenny>

Kenny: hmmhhmhmhm! (AAAHHHH!)

<Cook fires, Kenny crumples into oblivion>

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!

Cartman: Hah! Take this!!

<Cartman fires pinwheel gun, Sheila looks proud>

Sheila: That's MY Eric!

<pinwheel implants itself up Cook's ass>

Cook: AAH! Get it out of my ass!

<Cook hits BLG, pointing it towards Cartman>

Cartman: AHHH!

<laser fires hitting the floor right next to Cartman>

Sheila: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!! EAT PINWHEEL!!

<pinwheels fly, destroying BLG, and implanting themselves up the NPians asses>

Fran: AAH! Get it out! It hurts!

<NPians retreat>

Cartman: Kick ass! My girlfriend saved the day!

Cast: Hooray for Sheila!!

<booming voice heard in background>

Drew: Sheila! Get this damn thing out!!

Sheila: Oops! Sorry Drew!

THE END!
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Well?

Did it suck?

DON'T SUCK!!!

Gyrex "Eat Pinwheel" Derision

You're good, Gyrex! And you wrote Sheila really well, too..keep writing!

-Kim (who couldn't write for Sheila if her life depended on it)

That was great! Quite short though and you used the dildo gun!! I think i should patent it to Matt and Trey! Dont forget the Molten Plastic Launcher!

could you repost it is its entirety? anything with sheila in it has to be worth reading :) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

remember as you're walking down the road of life... hitchhike, its faster! (Bart Simpson)

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