Whoo-hoo! NP Part 4 is here!! Battle between NP and Southpark! Well, I'm wrapping it up! This is the conclusion to North Park!
<cookies!>
*************************** <last time on North Park> The kiddies are preparing for the biggest battle of their lives! Time to fight!
<and now the conclusion>
Chef: Well, let's go!
<the scamps and chef walk to the area between NP and SP, formerly Middle Park>
<Sheila hands out pinwheel guns to everyone except Kenny, who has his Dildo gun>
Blaric Chortman: You hippies are gonna die!
Lyle: Yeah!
Lenny: mhmh hhm mhmhmh! mhmh hmhmhm mhmhm hmhm! (Hey, you Kenny! You copied my gun!)
<Lenny holds up his dildo gun>
<freeze frame>
<screen goes dark, then pans in to a 12 year old boy sitting at a computer, blond hair,blue eyes>
Drew: Well, it looks like the kids are in a bit of a fix!
Cartman, in background: Ay! Would you shut up and let us get back to the fanfic!
Drew: Can you hold on, Cartman! Don't make me do something to you, like I will to your cousin Blaric!
Cartman: Heheh! That dildo.
Sheila: Drew! Are you taunting Cartman?!
Drew: Uh- no!! No! I would never do that!
Sheila: Don't make me shove a pinwheel up your ass!
Drew: Well let's get back to the show!
<screen fades back in to the battleground>
Cartman: Hey, where's Sheila?
<looud booming voice is heard>
Drew: OOOOOWW!! Dammit Sheila! Get this thing out of my ass!!
<Sheila walks up>
Sheila: Here I am! I just had to take care of something.
<a flash of lightning>
<Blaric Chortman is wearing a clown suit>
Chortman: Dammit! I'll get you for this Drew!!
<scamps are shown, laughing their asses off>
<suddenly, Lenny pulls out his dildo gun, firing it at Stan>
Stan: <dodges> AHH!
Kenny: mhmh hmhm hmhm hmhm hmhmhm! (Don't mess with my friends!)
<Kenny Fires Dildo gun at Lenny, hitting him>
Lenny: mhmhmh! (Nooo!)
Fran Swamp: Oh my God! Kenny Killed Lenny!
Lyle Kanovski: You Bastard!
<Cook takes laser thing, points it a t Kenny>
Kenny: hmmhhmhmhm! (AAAHHHH!)
<Cook fires, Kenny crumples into oblivion>
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Cartman: Hah! Take this!!
<Cartman fires pinwheel gun, Sheila looks proud>
Sheila: That's MY Eric!
<pinwheel implants itself up Cook's ass>
Cook: AAH! Get it out of my ass!
<Cook hits BLG, pointing it towards Cartman>
Cartman: AHHH!
<laser fires hitting the floor right next to Cartman>
Sheila: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!! EAT PINWHEEL!!
<pinwheels fly, destroying BLG, and implanting themselves up the NPians asses>
Fran: AAH! Get it out! It hurts!
<NPians retreat>
Cartman: Kick ass! My girlfriend saved the day!
Cast: Hooray for Sheila!!
<booming voice heard in background>
Drew: Sheila! Get this damn thing out!!
Sheila: Oops! Sorry Drew!
THE END! *****************************************************
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