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The End Of The Line

	For Years apart America has tuned into the cable TV show South Park in
anticipation that a young Eight year old who speaks in a muffled tune and dies
in every episode will reveal himself.  This child is named Kenny McCormick and
lives in a rocky mountain town named South Park.  The hides away from the
public every Wednesday night on Comedy Central.  His place of hiding is under
his soft and cozy hood.  The event that all of America has been waiting for
will take place on Wednesday January 20th.
	While on a mission to rescue Kyle from a ice cavern his friends Kenny
McCormick, Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman discover a human embedded in ice.  The
towns local genetic engineer studies the body as a possible link that could
bridge the gap between prehistoric man and the modern era.  Dr. Mephesto�s
studies lead him straight to Kenny McCormick.  The doctor claims the "Ice Man"
is Kenny�s actual father.  The whole world anticipates the actual truth as
Kenny promises to remove his hood live on South Park Public Access.

I'll be sure to look away when that happens. As a loyal Kenny fan, I don't want to know what he looks like. The hood is a vital part of his personality. Unmasking Kenny is like unmasking Batman, or the Lone Ranger. Once you know what they look like, the magic dies.

In article , "Steve Sutton" wrote:

But, but, but, you do see what Batman (aka Bruce Wayne) and the Lone Ranger look like! But I do agree with you that Kenny should remain masked, at least in the cartoon. Ds, surprise us with your version of the Unmasked Kenny!

Steve Sutton wrote:

No no, it would be more of unmasking Dr. Claw from Inspector Gadget, or Cobra Commander from GI Joe.

-Toni

Speaking of which, the upcoming Inspector Gadget movie does that...the writers are idiots...

-Kim (who doesn't want Kenny's face shown, it's one of those things...)

GUMPELS wrote:

I know, that's why I used that as an example. Seeing Rupert Evert as Dr. Claw just kinda ruins it.....it's ridiculous.

-Toni

Steve Sutton wrote:

Fair enough, but if they actually do, here's what I'm hoping for.

Kenny: <mmmph-mmmmphh-mmmmmmmphh!> Stan: What did you say, Kenny? Kenny: <mmmph-mmmmphh-mmmmmmmphh!> Kyle: I think I missed that... Kenny: (takes off hood) I SAID...

Kenny is instantly incinerated as he spontaneously combusts.

Stan: Oh, my god! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastard!

Peace, Vince Yim

In article , [email] (Ds2587sp) wrote:

Yeah, but will he look like Maculey Culkin? Sorry, but I couldn't resist, I've been in a silly mood all day.

No, because he probably won't do it. I'm not saying for definite, but if he does, it will be a cliffhanger to see his face - again waiting for the new season!

In article , "Tags" wrote:

And this time, we get Fat Abbot: A Day In The Life Of A Punk Ass Bitch Ass Blasphemin' Drug Dealin' Dope Addict Bigmouth Ghetto Man.

I can hardly wait.

oopd forgot to mention this was a fan fictio. Actually a little joke. I'll call it a early april fools joke.

-Dan

PS: Don't be suprised if its true though!

Heh heh.... If they did show him without his hood, somebody would probably step in front of the 'camera' right as he's taking it off... <:(

the_ "I use emoticons. Where I come from, them's fightin' words." davester nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Something's on my mind... it's been for quite some time This time I'm on to you..." -- Green Day, F.O.D.

In article , [email] (Ds2587sp) wrote: