Okay guys this is the last part of Psychomania, please tell me what you think of it all on the whole...please!
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(Morning)
KYLE (voice still sounding like an old woman): Stan, I dunno what to say about Wendy dude, what do the doctors say?
STAN: Usual bunch 'o crap 'we don't know until we've done some tests' etc.
KYLE: Well I there's anything I can do....
(Cartman walks out of his room, still in his pink spotted pyjamas for some reason)
CARTMAN (his voice has changed like Kyle's): What's happening buttmunches?
STAN: Cartman!
CARTMAN: What?
STAN: Your voice!
CARTMAN: What about mah voice?
STAN: It's like Kyle's!
CARTMAN: What? It sounds fine! What are you on?
(Stan gives Cartman a glare)
Friggin' hell! How did that happen?
STAN: And Wendy was attacked last night, in the shower!
CARTMAN: You guys, this is all very nice, you've got me fooled, I fell for it, now stop trying to scare me with stuff!
KYLE: It's true Cartman! She was just taking a shower and then someone comes into the room and slashes her with a knife.
CARTMAN: Woah. Heavy dudes.
STAN: Cartman, how come you have Cheesy Poof crumbs on your pyjamas?
CARTMAN: Huh?
KYLE: Yeah! You didn't have any with you when you came on this trip!
KENNY: And you never got the chance to buy any.
STAN: Well-
(Stan's voice is cut off by Mr Gates yelling)
MR GATES: Which one of you thieving kids has nicked my Cheesy Poofs from my living room?
(Everyone turns around to look at Cartman)
CARTMAN: Ay! Are you accusing me of stealing another man's Cheesy Poofs?
ALL: Yeah.
CARTMAN: Well screw you guys! I'm going back to bed!
(Cartman slams the door to his motel room)
KENNY: Woah. I just remembered something. Cartman was complaining about not having Cheesy Poofs last night.
KYLE: Then what?
KENNY: I fell into this really kick-ass sex dream, I was in this bath full of melted chocolate and I had six supermodels-
KYLE: Kenny!
KENNY: Huh?
STAN: So if Cartman nicked the Cheesy Poofs from the living room and Wendy was being attacked just after that, there's got to be a link.
KYLE: We've got to look around that living room.
STAN: Kenny, go and distract Mr Garrison and Mr Gates and Kyle and I will sneak in.
KENNY: Kick-ass!
(Kyle and Stan sneak towards the office in the row of motels)
KENNY: Aaaahhh! Mr Garrison! Mr Gates! Come quickly! I think I've broken my leg!
(Everyone rushes around Kenny)
KYLE: Go!
(Kyle and Stan run inside)
STAN: It looks like a perfectly normal living room!
KYLE: Apart from all these stuffed birds, just like there were in the film!
STAN: Well I can't see anything odd!
KYLE: I'll just check one last thing...
(Kyle goes and has a look at the picture on the wall)
Stan! The picture on the other side of the wall has a peep-hole in it too! So Mr Gates or whoever doesn't have to have the picture off the wall in the other room to see through!
STAN: But what's all this got to do with Cartman?
KYLE: I don't know dude but something really screwed up is happening here!
STAN: Dude, you can see that weird Mr Gates' house from this window!
KYLE: Don't look out there! STAN: Why not?
KYLE: When I looked at that house I saw that shadow of the old woman at the window and it was after that that all this stuff has been happening, what with Wendy and the Cheesy Poofs and my voice and Cartman's voice!
STAN: You don't think that woman has anything to do with it do you?
KYLE: Well who knows what happened if Cartman saw the old woman when he was in here...
STAN: Quick!
KYLE: What?
STAN: Mr Gates is coming back, hide!
(Kyle and Stan hide under the table)
MR GATES (to himself): Now where did I leave the keys to the basement? I expect Mother would want some tea now, we don't want her to get angry again like she did the other night do we? Ah here they are, they must have slipped off the table!
(Mr Gates walks out)
KYLE: That was too close!
STAN: Let's get out of here!
(Kyle and Stan run back into the car park where Kenny is having a French stick tied to his 'broken' leg. There is no sign of Cartman)
(Bebe walks over)
BEBE: It's terrible news about the knife isn't it?
STAN: What about the knife?
BEBE: You haven't heard?
KYLE: No!
BEBE: They found the knife used to attack Wendy in the ditch by the roadside, it had cheesy poof crumbs on it.
STAN: Cartman?
BEBE: They've just had the FBI take him away!
KYLE: The FBI?
BEBE: Yes, the FBI!
(Cut to scene where Cartman is sitting in the cell with his hands bound)
FBI AGENT 1(outside): There was definitely something about that place, something that wasn't right.
FBI AGENT 2(outside): Hmm...the truth is out there...
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Couldn't resist the cheesy ending - that's for you Toni.
So it's sort of on a cliffhanger! That means I'll be writing Psychomania 2 then! Well I have got a couple more to write before then. And the Fanfic awards - but this will be ended! Eventually...
Did it suck? Please, please, post your responces!
Oh yes Kyle - where's part 2 of South Park Elementary Goes On Vacation?