Roger Ebert should lay of the fatty foods

Sep 2, 199818 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I don't know, this episode was all right, but it wasn't as good as last weeks. They are definetely spending too much time on Cartman and he wasn't all that funny this week. He's songs were lame, but it was cool how big and bad he thought he was.

Definetely cool this episode was Kyle, as always. His haikus were hilarious! Even better than Cartman's haiku. Kyle is going to be the break away star soon enough, mark my words. Kyle's da man, and he ain't no stupid fat kid, neither! HAND.

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"The cow says 'mooooooooooo!'" -Mattel's Farm Animal See and Say

"Remember, PBS is free because it sucks!" -Comedy Central commercial

"That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he?" -Stan Marsh

"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" -Stan Marsh

"You bastards!" -Kyle Broslofski

"...except if they send us to that dreaded Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... That was our planet! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" -Homer Simpson

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The Conjoined Fetus Lady Song

You've got the strength, You've got the courage, Even with a dead fetus on your head. You carried on, fought for tomorrow, dead fetus or no ya never let go. You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off you're head woman... ........................................................

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Finally!! Another Kyle fan!! Granted, I can't say anything bad about Cartman, but Kyle's definitely my fave.

Christy

Quite simply, Kyle *has* to be the most charismatic character. I can't exactly say he's my FAVORITE, because sometimes what Kenny is saying just cracks me up. But being Jewish myself, I have got to love Kyle and his entire attitude, like everything his mom does is just as stupid as Cartman says, only he doesn't say it first, he just agrees. And yes, I've been singing "I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas" ever since approximately December 10th or whenever it aired first. :) NONSTOP.

Arabel, Mantis Whore and self-proclaimed Kyle fanatic.

Chewbacca wrote

"I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas" ever since

I'm not Jewish, but there is such a deep truth and true thread of emotion to the "I'm a Jew" song! To this day, it's probably my favorite song (Though it runs a close second to Kyle's "Come Sail Away" gag with Cartman). It's so funny... but at the same time, it makes all the sense in the world... Trey and Matt have a real talent for displaying real life.. the way it is... in all it's glory and horror, through the innocence of an 8-year-old Jewish boy, who isn't "Jewish on Christmas on pupose!".

Forever a Kyle Fan, Christy

If anyone calls Trey and Matt jerks, morons, potheads, or anything else, I will personally kick them in the nuts (or punch them in the head). They are two of the most insightful people I've ever seen, and so gifted to be able to portray it in the way they do and have it still get the message across. And for some reason, this all reminds me of a conversation I had with my friends Wednesday...

Me: You know, I love Wednesdays. The cafeteria serves ice cream, the week is halfway over, and South Park is on.

Cassie: Ew! You watch South Park?

Me: (considering how to approach a South Park hater) Well, let's look at it this way. Do you see the satire in it?

Jessica: What's satire?

Me: What?

Cassie: Yeah, what's satire?

Me: (laughing inwardly) Look, never mind. Forget I said anything. Forget I said anything at all. (I drop the subject, since Jessica thinks I talk too much about South Park anyway, and I hadn't meant for it to become a discussion)

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Not many people can say they've never taken a bong hit. But everyday? In the girls/boys bathroom...now you've gone to far. -me

I meant it used in a negative form. I'm very much aware that many people on this ng use drugs from the discussion following 'Ike's Wee Wee'

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Yes, and all the Kyle fans come out! And the world was happy because a single jew can bring so much love and peace into the world. And some fatass, who shall remain namely, who's constant eating of Cheesy Poofs and even growingly lame songs, that may have been funny at first, now seem like a weak garble of sewer trash. Kyle forever!!

And know. A Kyle Haiku.

'Ass full of pork fat, jiggles like a jello mold. Mouth is flapping too.'

That sums it up right there...

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Quotes

"The cow says 'mooooooooooo!'" -Mattel's Farm Animal See and Say

"Remember, PBS is free because it sucks!" -Comedy Central commercial

"That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he?" -Stan Marsh

"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" -Stan Marsh

"You bastards!" -Kyle Broslofski

"...except if they send us to that dreaded Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... That was our planet! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" -Homer Simpson

.......................................................
The Conjoined Fetus Lady Song

You've got the strength, You've got the courage, Even with a dead fetus on your head. You carried on, fought for tomorrow, dead fetus or no ya never let go. You're my conjoined twin, dead thing hanging off you're head woman... ........................................................

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I don't know why, but I think it's really cute when Kyle was crying when Mr. Hankey was dead...it makes your remember that there are 8-year-olds behind those foul mouths....hehe.

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OK, stupid question to be honest (ridicule me at your goddamn peril) how do I sodding well save wavs to my hard drive (E.G.sweet love making,pig and elephant) they, like, go away when I bloody log off!!! Thanks(should you be bothered to reply)

Kez "watch the water"

download the file first, then after you listen to it, right click on the start button and go to explore. Click on it and go down and you will see temporary internet files. Find the wav from there and drag it to the folder you want to save it in. Elizabeth Anne Knight wrote in message ...

Noddykezalt.tv.southpark

YaHAAhaahahahaa oooooppsss ..stoopid me(Noddy kickss his self in the Arse) That was naughty ! eheehhh..but I couldn't help me self :))))) Suddenly I saw myself ..long ago..sighhhh Email me or any of the other posters that have an addy posted I am sure someone will help U out ? [email]

******anyone stoopid enough to flame or refer this one to an FAQ,, IMHO should have their TV taken away******

*****no SPAM addy******* ++flame me or toast me ..in here I'm yours++

<applauds> Right on, dude!

Yet another Kyle fan here (as if you couldn't tell from my nick! ;)

~Kyle Broslofski~ "The South Park Girl"

In article , Kyle Broslofski writes

*risking going into another huge boring "me too" thread* Me too.

Michael Bungey To avoid follow ups finishing up in a tin of spam please address replies to michael.bungey@ rather than spam@ ICQ no 16788727