Don't you just love it? The first time I saw the "Jesus And Pals" TV show, I just about shit a brick! Brilliant!
And how about the way Jesus is no "turn your cheek" sort of saviour? He kicked Frosty's ass, he fought with Santa, and soon he'll be battling Satan! Reminds me of what Robin Williams said... if Jesus ever came back to Earth, he's not going to be a sissy carpenter this time... he's gonna look like Charles Bronson, and he's gonna be GOD DAMN PISSED!
And why is it Jesus is battling Satan, anyway? I mean, I've suspected them of being in collusion for years! How come Satan works so hard to get people into Hell, only to (apparently) torture them for eternity? Who pays for this? I think he's been on Jesus' take for eons! Satan is just the "bad cop" to Jesus' "good cop", and that's how Jesus keeps his religious empire going. What a ripoff! I'll bet Jesus is cashing in on the pay-per-view money, too.
I halfway expect Cartman to bring up points like those when his birthday gets pre-empted. He's got a lot to live up to. "If dolphins are so smart, why do they keep getting caught in those fishing nets?" Rant on, brother Cartman.