You know you're a TRUE South Park fan if...

You know you're a TRUE South Park fan if...

	You have all the episodes on tape
	Those episodes consist of both Spirit of Christmas', both
versions of the Jay Leno skit (the original that aired on Leno with
audience reaction, and the one that aired on CC), Cartman Gets an Anal
Probe, Weight Gain 2000, A Celebrity Visits South Park, Volcano, An
Elephant Makes Love to a Pig, Death, Pinkeye, Starvin Marvin, O Holy
Night, Cable Ace Awards section, all interviews Matt and Trey were on
	You have all avi's/mov's/au's/ra's/wav's/pics known to the
internet world
	Of those wavs, you have censored AND uncensored
	You made South Park icons/have all SP icons
	You have all South Park related commercials (including promos)
recorded on tape and on your comp
	You made wavs of those commercials
	You mix wavs together for an added effect to humor yourself
	You downloaded all South Park fanifics known (including the
suckiest ones)
	You have all versions of South Park Kombat (I'll work on it
again soon, I promise! =)
	You subscribe to all South Park related newsgroups and Cartoon
newsgroups just in case
	Whenever you find an article with a SP reference in it, you
buy the whole magazine
	You own 2 pairs of all SP shirts (the 2nd pair is because you
hope dollar value shoots up)
	You have all South Park cardboard cut-outs from Gadzooks
	You have a South Park keychain and wallet
	You have SEVERAL South Park keychains and wallets because they
all have something different on them
	You print up your own South Park stickers
	You have over 3000 stickers because there's SO MANY! ways you
can make combo's or singles (Kenny alone, Kenny alone and dead, Kenny
dead with Kyle, etc)
	You make up a list like this because you're so damn bored

Kha0s

p.s. did i miss anything?

This is what happens when you let sick people play with powerful toys

Isn't the episode named Weight Gain 4000?

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You know you're a real south park fan when you notice stuff like that.

You call South Park.....SP

what the hell is this

You know you're a true South Park fan is you compare it to every TV show ever made and FIND SIMILARITIES!!!!!

hee hee hee

More eggnog please...

Demmie

Frank Rizzo wrote in article ...

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If...

You buy Loverboy's greatest hits album so you can hear the full version of "A Pig and an Elephant's DNA Just Won't Splice." You ask your local priest or reverend for the phone number for Jesus' call-in show. You wonder how Mr. Hat makes Mr. Garrison's lips move. You ask if Frank Gifford ever found out Kathie Lee was in bed with Chef. You wonder if Officer Barbrady went to the same police academy as Chief Wiggum. Someone asks you if you want some cheesecake for desert, and you shout out "I want Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!" Your wife asks if you would rather have Cheetos, because the store's out of Cheesy Poofs You start calling your overbearing boss "Kenny" Your idea of a meat substitute is Veal Roll-Ups Your favorite athletes are Road Dog Jesse Jammes and Bad Ass Billy Gunn You drive a lawnmower over your sister's head It's fourth and goal, Pete Stoyanovich comes out for a 42-yarder, and you shout "HEY PETE! KICK THE BABY!!" You go to the pound and purchase the one dog with a pink bandana You don't put Worcestershire sauce on ANYTHING You study Spanish in case Mr. Garrison writes anything in Spanish on the blackboard You feel bad after a long dump in the toilet bowl, because you don't want to crowd Mr. Hankey's space in there Somebody offers you a bag of Cheesy Poofs, and you say, "I will pay fifty dollars for one." You wnder why Chef is singing about a bad mother named Shaft on the oldies radio station

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some fan he must be if he cant even get the episode names right

Hockey PHD wrote in article ...

also Weight Gain 4000 IS the one where the celebrity visits SP. The one he left out was Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride..what a pigfucker

..if you make love to a pig.

On Mon, 05 Jan 1998 06:16:54 GMT, [email] (Kirk Cronus) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Oddly enough, I've actually done this. Not with real mookie stinks, of course, but with some weird clay that you put in a toaster oven and bake. Not that I would have done this of my own volition, it was for a project in school. We were supposed to make a necklace out of the clay stuff, so I made a Mr. Hankey bead. The teacher didn't understand who Mr. Hankey was, or I doubt she would have baked it.

[email] (Bob the Soul Crusher) wrote:

Ew! You sick little monkey!

X

couldn't resist =P

tk-rad wrote:

... and you have a copy of the first animated film Trey Parker made - and I'm not talking about Spirit of Christmas. This one was made about a year before that. Any guesses?

neener neener,

Pete

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Nope. I'm sure they did lots of stuff before the two Spirit of Christmas', though. Let us know man.

MIKE

<much snipping of SP related stuff>

I'm sorry, I had to change the title :)

On Tue, 16 Dec 1997 17:56:41 GMT, [email] (tk-rad) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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Pyschotic much? If you really have multiple copies of the episodes _and_ wavs from the episodes, both censored and uncensored, you have some serious issues. I won't even get into the odder stuff on that list. In short, I want you to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously, man, I'm worried about you.

Good God no, I don't have all that. I was just thinking of all the things out there that are South Park related, then put them in a little list. I may like South Park, but I wouldn't give my right leg for all of that.

Kha0s

This is what happens when you let sick people play with powerful toys

On Thu, 18 Dec 1997 00:01:32 GMT, [email] (Tk-RaD) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Ah, all righty then. I have most of the stuff on that list, but the commercials are where I draw the line. Even if I do have the Magic commercial<he says 'It's just a stupid game'> and the Mr. Hanky commercial.

Isn't it "a cool fucking game" ?? BrAnCh

Bob the Soul Crusher wrote:

actually you're both wrong. He says "Remember it's just a game"

you like drawing southpark characters

You watch the show and laugh at the jokes duh

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or if you refuse to draw them because, canonically, they are computer simulations of construction-paper cutouts.

...and you have all the stuff CC just got (i.e. hunting hats, lamps). Make friends with the dudes there !!

you get the show!

I swear, a lot of people (teenagers) watch the show because a few of their "cool" friends discovered it and now they watch it because god forbid they weren't doing what everyone else started and they think its funny cos its the only show that has people saying "dick" and "bitch", well, just about.

-Henry "Been watchin' it from the beginning" Stewart

"Success as a result of industry is a peasant ideal." -Wallace Stevens.

Hehe, then count me in. I have doodles of Kenny and Cartman all over my notebooks at school : )

August784 wrote: