MIR kills kenny on halloween

Oct 28, 199726 posts by 18 postersalt.tv.southpark
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You stupid motherfucker!! what the hell do you think you are doing spoiling plots in the fuckin subject of a post!! You stupid fuck!! You go to hell!! You go to hell and you die!!

"If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?" Eric Cartman, South Park come see my band's website: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/7044/index.html

On 28 Oct 1997 20:12:31 GMT, [email] (P3DaysOut) wrote:

This is why I seldom read the movie newsgroups anymore.

Replace "nospam" with "hotmail" to e-mail I am become Shiva, Destroyer Of Worlds

The only mitgating facor the "MIR kills Kenny" spoiler is that the clip was widely shown before the show aired. The poster made a mistake. The only proper response is a quick "sorry" from the original poster.

The fact that an AOLer had to point out this netiquette speaks for itself.

Those who howled over such net policing are simply choad wannabes.

James S. Zakany, PE

Cleveland Restaurant Critique http://members.aol.com/zakany/public/Food.html

Honestly, people, use a bit of common sense. I was kinda looking forward to watching how Kenny dies tomorrow night, but I guess I already know, so it won't be much of a surprise. For those of you who DON'T know proper ettiquete (sp??) for posting spoilers here it is: 1) NEVER POST THEM IN THE SUBJECT!!! And 2) use adequate spoiler space so that when you first open the post, you aren't presented with the information immediately.

George

What the hell? I SAW the Halloween episode, and nowhere have i seen anyone say how he REALLY dies. What the hell is MIR? And i didnt see anyone post about Cartmans costume either.

Oh-and PS-Im on Aol, and it is NOT Fast or Reliable.

Jordan "Those words of wisdom will certainly ease the STING OF YOUR BETRAYAL!" -Stacy, Conan O' Brien

<<<<Oh-and PS-Im on Aol, and it is NOT Fast or Reliable.>>..

Yes, that is very true.

It takes me like two minutes just send an email, how crazy is that. Then every time I try to sign off, it makes me download some Personal Publisher thing. Then when I get onto the internet, it takes like ten minutes just to load up one picture, and to top it all off, I think AOL really screwed up my computer, its's making everything so damn slow.

....and thats just a short list of my AOL problems

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mir is the russian space station that has been in the news lately because of the number of problems they have been having with the station itself, and the crew. btw: i loved the costume

All I have to offer is my own confusion.

On 28 Oct 1997, HallOfEyes wrote:

So how many people couldn't watch S.P. because of the header "MIR kills Kenny"....ruined their day.

If any fat-asses noticed it happened within the first minute of the show....by NO means ruining ANYTHING.

So get the fuck off of MY back

AOL rules you dildo-lickin' choads

TMAT1075 wrote in message ...

"Shit TMAT1075 has no pulse! And he looks kind of green and smells too?"

Da boys pull out the chain saw....saw off his dick and shove it in his mouth....

Choad that BITCH!

OH MY GOD....WE'VE CREATED CHOADBOY THE DICKLESS WONDER!!!!

Please notice I didn't mention AOL in a derogatory manner once in the above post??? We do not wish to associate the Choadboy with any other class of humanity at this time....

Thank You Choadboy control...making the internet and humanity safe from Choadboys!!

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So how many people couldn't watch S.P. because of the header "MIR kills Kenny"....ruined their day.

Listen here, you little dickless fucker. You totally fuckin ruined what would have been hysterical if I didn't know it was gonna happen. Maybe you should have been the one that got chainsawed in half. You stupid fuck, you give AOLers a bad name. Just die! Sorry about that guys, Faggots named Tmat just PISS ME OFF!!

Pete "If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?" Eric Cartman, South Park come see my band's website:

Um... duh, like MIR is only the freakin' Russian Space Station that landed on Kenny at the very beginning. Duh, tell me about the rabbits George.... BTW, as for Cartman's costume... Seig Heil!

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BrooksAJB wrote in article ...

{note for all offenders: notice the clipping? you too can manage to do this before you add your single line of droll ranting to a post, pigfuckers!}

btw, that is one (1) of them, the one his mother made him. the one the principal made has a cross to burn!

In article ,

yeah, like some choad-eating aoheller is going to know what that is. Much less how to do it.

Rob

In article ,

What kind of brainless TURD spoils ANYTHING for an upcoming show?

I see he has an AOL account. That figures....

Mike

Cartman gets AOL at home and starts bragging to the others....

They all tell him how much AOL sucks.

"DAMN Cartman! Use stupid fat fuck! Only lamers and pigfuckers use AOL!"

"Mmmmm Mm Mmmmmm Mm MMMM!"

"Yea Kenny....LOL"

Starman wrote in message ...

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Of couse, Cartman would reply...

"yeah...well you butt-fuckers can stay with an ISP that will go out of business in three months and pay way too much for your net service....I'll stick with a proven, fast, and reliable company that I know will be around in 10 years..you dildos"

TMAT1075 wrote in message ...

company

A 28.8 to AOL...LOL No wonder this guy is so unhappy.... Me I'm just havin a blast dialed in at 53.3 with my x2 to my "ISP that will go out of business in three months" And just to "clarify" I don't think all AOLers are assholes.... But you sure do make a good argument for the idea??

OH NO....IT'S TMAT1075 AND IT'S RUNNING RIGHT AT US!!!!!!

BANG....

Shit...best head shot I've had in years!

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In article ,

Thats to funny. Proven, fast reliable. How about enriching, cheap, and easy to dance to while your at it knucklhead!

-Jeem, at's a good one.

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TMAT1075 wrote in message ...

company

Well he can spell...carry a thread in context...so maybe he isn't a lamer! (is this a sign of our changing times!!)

Well then he must be a PIGFUCKERRRRRRRRR

Story thread continued.......

"Mmmm Mmm Mm Mmmmm Mmm Mmm Mmmm"....(everybody laughs and looks at Cartman)

Cartman..."I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS"

Then someone pulls out a bag of Snacky Cakes and hands them to Cartman and he wanders off mumbling about his Snacky Cakes/AOL acct......

"Mmmm Mmm Mmmmm Mmm Mm Mmmm MM!"....(everybody laughs, points at Cartman, and laughs some more).....

And fade out to exit theme music......OH SHIT almost forgot...somebody HAS to kill Kenny....hmmmmm

One of the pedophile weirdoes Cartman met on an AOL chat room comes to visit Cartman...he then kills Kenny while Cartman is off eating Snacky Cakes!

"THEY KILLED KENNY...YOU BASTARD!!"

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In article , TMAT1075 wrote: <10 blank lines snipped>

Aborigine's love grubs. Go figure.

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Wouldn't your mother get jealous?

-Jeem, Probably wouldn't know a T1 if it was stickin out his ass...any further.

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On 28 Oct 1997 19:40:23 GMT, [email] (TMAT1075) wrote:

Woah .. let's look at that last sentence there.. Proven? Proven what? That they can be made fun of more than any other company? Fast?? If you think AOL is fast, you've obviously never tried another provider. Reliable? If never being able to send e-mail is reliable, I'll stick with my local ISP.

Drew

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On Tue, 28 Oct 1997 23:31:25 GMT, [email] (Bob the Soul Crusher) wrote:

Cartman? What the hell are you talking about? I had AOL for 3 months and always got a busy signal. Anyway, at least my mom isn't on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine.

<<Cartman? What the hell are you talking about? I had AOL for 3 months and always got a busy signal. Anyway, at least my mom isn't on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine.>>

She said she was young and needed the money!! "If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?" Eric Cartman, South Park come see my band's website: