The Most Offensive Song Ever--X rated post

Has anyone figured out what Kenny is saying in this song? The only lyric I could figure out was "You can suck all the dicks you want and still be a virgin." Has anyone else figured out any others?

i thought it was "you can suck every dick in town"...

the only other line that i get (or that i remember right now) is "fellatio ain't no sin" followed by something i cannot figure out at all.

amy holden: "you've got a weird thing for canadian melodrama." banky: "i've got a weird thing for girls who say aboot."

AMYSA wrote in article

"fellatio

I believe it's "Fellation ain't no sin, go ahead and do it again and again, and you'll still be a virgin, cause there ain't no penetration."

that sounds good to me. i listened to it in the car today and tried to key in on the word "penetration"...i hear the "ation" part, but not the "penetr..." part.

but, i'm going to go with your answer anyway, because it certainly makes sense.

:-)amy holden: "you've got a weird thing for canadian melodrama." banky: "i've got a weird thing for girls who say aboot."

I definetely hear "'cause there ain't no penetration". The "go ahead and do it again and again" part isn't that clear to me, but that would certainly make sense....

On 25 Nov 1999 00:56:26 GMT, [email] (TerrancePhilip) wrote:

I've listened to it about 20 times or so, repeatedly listening for Kenny's lines, and here's what I've come up with to start:

1) Your line is correct, IMHO.
2) I think the line after "And Mary thought that was weird" is:
	"Then she said 'I'm not a virgin' "
3) The line after "Said she had no money" is:
	"And that she had no place to sleep"
4) The line after "Then it's not considered a sin" is:
	"So suck that dick and get a place to sleep"
5) The line after "Everyone in the nation" is:
	"Fellatio ain't no sin"
6) The line after "And you'll still be a virgin" is something like:
	" 'Cuz ..... your pu**y "
7) The last line (the one Kenny laughs after) is:
	"You can suck my dick".

These are, of course, all just estimates, and I've tried filtering out some of the muffles using Goldwave, but it doesn't work too well. I guess we'll just have to wait for Matt and Trey to leak out the lyrics...

Masquerade

I think I've been too busy to read this NG.... maybe I'm not in time because of living in Germany... but what song are you talking about ?

Dennis