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Mar 10, 199815 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Hi, South Park just came to New Zealand 2 weeks ago and already 'm hooked. I have seen Spirit Of Christmas and all so i have a fair bit of knowledge on what goes on. However, can someone please clear this up for me.... I read scripts of Cartman Gets An Anal Probe and they all say that either Kyle or Stan said "F**k you Mr Hat" Then Mr Hat said "No, F**k you Kyle/Stan" This wasn't in our version. It also says that at the start when they are playing kick the baby, Ike is kicked through the Bus window. Now I have seen this on the ad over here, but that too was missing. Were these scenes cut from our Episodes???? Also, I just saw BeefCake 4000 and was kind of dissapointed, please say the episodes get better than this!!! Thanks in advance, Nick Wilson

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(Posted & emailed)

No problem there. That version was never broadcast. It's in the unaired pilot, "sp-pilot.zip", Real Media version that's floating around the Internet (16,573,203 bytes). The quality of that clip is bad, but it's interesting to see some of the ideas that were considered and discarded before the characters took their final form.

Now that should have been there. We saw it here in the USA on Comedy Central.

If that scene was cut, then did you see Kenny's head get detached from his body and carried away by rats after he got run over by Officer Barbrady? It wouldn't make much sense to leave that in and cut out "kick the baby".

There's an MPG of episode #101, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" available on the Internet (67,625,559 bytes), that has pretty good quality and is the same thing we saw here on Comedy Central. Why don't you get it and compare it with what you saw?

And how did Kenny die in that episode? Did he get speared through the head by a flag pole, then slowly slide down the pole leaving a red smear above him? There's an AVI available of that episode too. (107,851,746 bytes)

Not if they're censored, they won't!

Mike Naylor - [email]

On Tue, 10 Mar 1998 18:41:21 +1300, Nick Wilson offered this unto Shub-Internet:

The 'Fuck you Mr. Hat...' exchange is from the pilot. It was changed to 'You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!' I do believe. Never actually seen the pilot, myself. The download always gets screwed up before it's done.

Apparently so. The US version has Ike going through the window. Not sure about the Canadaian version, though.

You mean Weigth Gain 4000, right? How can you not love 'Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake, BEEFCAKE!'? It's not my favorite episode, but it's a decent one. Wait until you get Mr. Hankey....

Posted and mailed, as by sort of request.

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Hi, I'm kind of new to this newsgroup so forgive me if what I'm asking for has been posted a million zillion times,but could someone please send me a url to the most accurate 'What Kenny Say's' Page. Please email the link to [email] Thanks in advance Nick Wilson

ok...

http://www.comedycentral.com/southpark/

Oh, and before you check, YES, it says "MMMp mhp fmmm mmm mmm."

You're about to get flooded with recommendations for Taison's Site, SnowCalico's site, and Mr. Hat's hell Hole, and they're all GREAT sites. Go check em out anyway.

Is it getting warm in here...?

Living in NZ I've only seen half the first season and was wondering if you could tell me this.... I've seen the RealVideo Directors Cut: CGAAP and loved. I saw the bit they cut out where Pip asks whats for "Lunchie munchie" in AEMLTAP. I was wondering if in any of the later episodes theres the scene where Pip goes down the slide in the playground and hits the swings. "I've cracked me noggin" is one of the most hillarious things I've heard. Also, what is the episode name where GranPa wants the boys to kill him? Thanks in advance, Nick

-> From: Nick Wilson -> Subject: Help -> <snippity snip> -> Also, what is the episode name where GranPa wants the boys to kill -> him? Thanks in advance, -> Nick

The ep is called "Death."

Living in NZ I've only seen half the first season and was wondering if you could tell me this.... I've seen the RealVideo Directors Cut: CGAAP and loved it. I saw the bit they cut out where Pip asks whats for "Lunchie munchie" in AEMLTAP. I was wondering if in any of the later episodes theres the scene where Pip goes down the slide in the playground and hits the swings. "I've cracked me noggin" is one of the most hillarious things I've heard. Thanks in advance, Nick

i have 1796 unread messages that i did not order. i don't know what alt.tv.southpark is. can you tell me what is this group all about? also please delete these 1796 messages.it is ridiculous to have that many messages. i would be here all day just to download them. [email] again please delete these messages and take my email address out of this group. thank you.

It's the greatest thing since Kraft dinner!

Cheesy Poofs, Snacky Cakes, Polly Prissy Pants, people shouting "Howdy Neighbor!" and Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!!!

And they're all about hating Terence and Phillip!

What? You have something better to do?

Sieg Heil! Seriously!

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sylvia cabrera wrote:

Don't worry folks I'll handle this one.

Deleting the messages from this newsgroup is simple. Simply unsubscribe to it and all those horrible messages will disapper.

Now get out of here you ignorant communist fool.