Miss Cartman's "love" theme

Does anyone know the lyrics to the Titanic parody song? It sounded like, "You are like a throbbing star."

There...you are.../Like a throbbing star/I want you to make love to me...

OK, here is the anal retentive part of this post about why I don't think that the song is a parody of "My Heart Will Go On." Prepare thyselves.

1) The lyrics My Heart Will Go On South Park Near...far... There you are Two syllables vs Three

Wherever you are Like a throbbing star Syllables are equal, the accent is on 'ever' in MHWGO but on 'Like' in SP

I believe that the heart does...go on I want you to make love to me Nine syllables vs eight. Additionally, the music behind the lyrics is way off here. There is very little in this last lyric that even comes close to fitting.

2) The music The key that Celine Dion sings in is a few notes higher than the song in SP

3) The timing If this episode was made at the same time as all of the others (as we all know, Damien, Tom's Rhinoplasty, Mecca-Striesand, and Cliffhanger were all held over from before Mr. Hankey) then it was problably completed long before Celine Dion released MHWGO, so any similarities are completely coincidental.

Like I said, it's a bit obsessive and nit-picky, but those are my arguments.

Eric Bycer, Jedi Knight However, people are free to believe whatever they want. It's not like anyone is going to listen to my arguments anyway.

Glad you realize this because it is an OBVIOUS spoof of Titanic.