Cartman's REAL mom

Aug 12, 2004, 6:21 PM ET24 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.southpark
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I'm certain that cartman's mom is........... Mrs. Broflovski.

They both are bitchy,they both are fat,cartman's mom is really his dad,and it's perfect irony for him always ripping on jews!

If there is one thing I'm sure of IT IS THIS!!!!!!!

                        Please post this everywhere!,
                         Linkenobi

P.S. Long live Limmiwinks!

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Looks like someone else had taught of the same thing :-) There a fanfiction than I spotted at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1247634/11/ who mentions than Cartman's mom is Sheila Broflowski

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People have been making that assumption ever since the question was first asked six years ago.

On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 18:12:39 GMT, "Willie Westwood" wrote:

Wouldn't that be the ultimate irony, though?

Cartman hates and despises jews.

It would be hilarious to see him come to terms with his own Jew-ness.

Neil CowardNekofrogalt.tv.southpark

he hates hippies even more though. He would find it worse if his mum was a hippy godammit ><

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NekofrogNeil Cowardalt.tv.southpark

On Sat, 14 Aug 2004 10:37:03 +0000 (UTC), "Neil Coward" wrote:

You missed the point entirely.

Being a hippie is not genetic. Kyle's mom is not only of the Jewish faith, but of the Jewish race. There is no hippie race.

Education, people >.<

Neil CowardNekofrogalt.tv.southpark

No I understood your rather simple point, you missed mine.

I never said being a hippie was genetic - I never said there is a hippie race -

I just said Cartman hates hippies more than he hates Jews so his mum being a hippy would be the worst scenario for Cartman

(in fact I'm not sure Cartman hates Jews any more than he hates everyone and everything else)

as extremelawman pointed out - she could be both! - a hippy Jew

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On Sat, 14 Aug 2004 19:32:14 +0000 (UTC), "Neil Coward" wrote:

Right. Because Cartman has rallied up an entire town to hunt down and murder all the hippies.

Oh wait, that was the Jews.

Derp.

Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Nekofrog is about to speak:

Cartman did no such thing. Only in Cartman's mind was the town hunting jews. In the minds of the townspeople they were supporting a film that had strengthened their faith in their own religion. They had no idea what Cartman's agenda was, because in South Park all the adults are idiots.

** Captain Infinity

On Sat, 14 Aug 2004 20:28:15 -0400, Captain Infinity wrote:

Which makes absolutely no difference to what I was saying. Carefully look at what I said.

Cartman has rallied up an entire town to hunt down and murder all the jews. That means, Cartman rallied them all up to do a specific thing; whether or not the crowd thought they were going to do that (or even knew it) is irrelevant. It was his intention to do that very thing.

I dunno Steve - Nekofrog put forward the idea of what if Cartman's real mum was a Jew and the irony behind it and I said Cartman hates hippies more than Jews and it all kicked off after that! Bit silly really

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That GuyNekofrogalt.tv.southpark

"Nekofrog" wrote in message news:[email]...

Give up. You can't win an argument against someone who doesn't get the point. It's like trying to explain music to a pig, all you'll end up doing is frustrating yourself and annoying the pig.

Jan HladikNekofrogalt.tv.southpark

Well, I think there are different opinions regarding whether there is such a thing as a Jewish "race". But in any case, it would make a difference since according to the Jewish religion you are Jewish if your mother is. (And that's different for hippies.)

Jan

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And besides, I haven't yet met a hippie couple with kids who WEREN'T majorly fucked up, so I'm pretty convinced that it's at least *partially* genetic... ;) Hippies aren't built, they're born. ;) Imagine the orwellian horror that concept would stir in the hippie population!!

Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info It's not a god complex when you're always right

I've been posting my theory for about 3 years,never knew somebody had done that before.

                     bye,
              linkenobi
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Subject: Cartman's REAL mom
Date: Thursday, August 12, 2004 3:21 PM

I'm certain that cartman's mom is........... Mrs. Broflovski.

They both are bitchy,they both are fat,cartman's mom is really his dad,and it's perfect irony for him always ripping on jews!

If there is one thing I'm sure of IT IS THIS!!!!!!!

                        Please post this everywhere!,
                         Linkenobi

P.S. Long live Limmiwinks!

That Guylinkenobialt.tv.southpark

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Physically impossible, since Kyle and Eric are about the same age. On the other hand, it could be possible... if they were born at the same time.

You know, that would make Kyle Eric's fraternal twin.

That would be awesome. Eric would be so pissed.

linkenobiThat Guyalt.tv.southpark

Kyle's mom could have tooken fertility pills and have gotten pregnet with two boys.They don't have to be like that. "That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...

[email] wrote:

I would stay away from the TV and read up on some English grammar instead if I were you.

Come down off the cross We can use the wood Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
drewdawgThat Guyalt.tv.southpark

Within these hallowed halls, That Guy of added the following to the collective conscience:

Didn't Kyle get a kidney from Eric? It would explain why the only compatible donor was Cartman.

correct me if I'm wrong, I usually am ;-(

linkenobidrewdawgalt.tv.southpark

totally true and like i said "Kyle's mom could have tooken fertility pills and have gotten pregnet with two boys".Which does happen!!!!!!!!!!!

later linkenobi

P.S. Long Live Limmewinks! , A.K.A. , L.L.L. "drewdawg" wrote in message news:PMF3d.2057$[email]...