april 22 episode was a diapointment

first of all it wasnt kevin who was the father.

the person who was the father, was a person who had a condition that after sleeping with half of south park both male and female that sombody should have know about the secret also the fact that this person was in a skin mag you think we would have known

this makes me feel like it was a cop out they could have had just about anyone else be the father and i could of lived with it but the one they chose is UNACEPTABLE

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it was cartmans mother she was a hermphidite which is a person with both male and female genitals surly when she was on the cover of crakwhore magaizine someone would have noticed and since she sleep with everybody in south park just about somebody should have known

now the question is who was cartmans mother but they wont tell us that.

Bitch bitch bitch. Its a CARTOON! It was FUNNY!

the episode was funny the answer wasnt because its really impossible of course its a cartoon but they should have made cartmans father a male cahractor on the show or male like being in case of the aliens this just isnt a real answer.

IJfan wrote:

IJfan wrote in message ...

Yup, I thought it was the funniest ep since, well, since Not Without My Anus!!

And Finally, I am sure what Kenny said at least one time!!

"Moh my mod! Mey mmilled mmmemisto!!"

LM (A.OFF)

I am only going to post my opinion once. This will not flame anyone, it will only express what I thought of Episode 202 in a subtle way:

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Um, thanks.  (For all of you calling me a newbie and telling me to take the
caps off after this, that was a JOKE!  Dost thou understand? Good.)
    ~~~WARNING: WEIRD THOUGHTS AHEAD~~~~
My review of the new episode (aren't you people SOOO happy to hear my South
Park philosophy?  What's next, the Meaning of Life?):
  Dusk.  From the moment I left the abombination (I can't spell) known as
school, my heart has been pounding.  Who is he?! I need to knoooow!!  Who is
Cartman's father?!
  Alright, I wasn't THAT hysterical.  Not until the last hourbefore the
episode, anyway.  I had a secret fear I was going to go into shock and die
without ever knowing who Cartman's father was (not to mention if they ever told
you or not).  I also had a secret fear I had been brainwashed (if you really
think about it, who GIVES a damn?).
  10:00.  I prepare the water for  the South Park drinking game (what did you
expect, wine?  I'm only...well...I'm not telling you that, you'll flame me out
of the newsgroup).  I gaze at the TV screen.  And it begins.
  I laughed from the start. "This feels like the longest minute of my life."
Ah, how he speaks the truth.  Week upon week waiting in suspense, plus that
Terrance and Phillip thing, but I'm getting off the subject. The re-appearence
of Kenny (well, folks, the logic is partially explained to you) and his
shouting of 'Oh my God, they killed Mephesto!' is altogether too hilarious.  My
friend, who I was on the phone with as we both watched, laughed like a loon, as
did I.  The episode proceeded.
  More parodies than I can count, some of which I couldn't identify, appeared.
Trey and Matt needed something big for this.  Something hilarious.  And they
did a good job.
  Not to mention the countless unanswered questions that plagued the mind of
the announcer.  "Who shot Mephesto?  Who keeps fiddling with the lights?  Who
died and made Jimbo boss?  Who framed Roger Rabbit?" "Man, he's starting to
piss me off."  Once again, Eric Cartman states the truth.
  But the ending, which some said sucked (come ON, what did you expect?)
dropped me where I sat, or stood, or whatever.  Mephesto's constant
interruption ("Did anyone see that Terrance and Phillip episode last week?
That was hilar-"  "Read the name already!") leading to the answer (whoda thunk,
save that genius who hit the nail on the head), to the final question, which
will lay unanswered (and after all this, I doubt few give a damn):
Who is Eric Cartman's mother?  Is it..Ms. Crabtree (I hope not!) or is
it..Sheila Broflofski (I'd LOVE to see that.  "You mean, my mom is that
bitch...Kyle is my half-brother..and I'm a half-Jew...NOOOOO!")..or is it the
Mayor (uuugh!)?  "Ah, forget it!"  Cartman's 3rd statement of the obvious.  I
don't care anymore.
  This incident, it's influcence on the media, and the comments of many fans,
suprised me.  South Park has a great influence, to make so many people care so
much about a piece of cardboard.  Wait, I ent through this already, didn't I?
Yes, I did.  Nevermind.  To sum it up, it was cool.  And funny.  And stuff.
End of story.
         ~~~~WEIRD THOUGHTS ENDED~~~~~~

WARNING: This has been posted without the confirmation that this person has a life and/or brain. Do not take any of her opinions seriously, and do not flame her heavily. Thank you, goodbye.

So you accept that Kenny dies and comes back every week

You can take the fact that people on the show regularly commit murder but pay no consequences

You have no problem with things like monsters with celery hands and a human for a leg

But you cant take that Cartmans mom is a hermaphrodite....don't open that mind too far, the dust might escape.

I accept the fact that its a cartoon and things happen without ryme or reason but when you take a realworld genetic error and play it has a soulution to a plot problem yeah i call that lame. and I think it was unacceptible trey and matt should have come up with somthing else. because the herm thing just doesnt work.

incidently I am guessing that from your e-mail address you are from Tampa which explains why you are ^(%$^&$*$*%$

sincerly

up yours

Prowler wrote:

Oh yeah, and this means the end of South Park, cause I'm an internet sheep who has to be all doom and gloom when an episode falls under my expectations. And you wonder why I don't like posting here anymore....

J.F.