i hate south park

The show is horrible.

It constantly repeats itself.

Its the show of a million catch phrases.

The show is watch my many many dumb people.

If you were going to reply to this, reply to my e-mail.

I dont come in here to read your dumb-ass messages.

roman crawled out from under his bridge and mindlessly babbled in message ...

Opinions are like assholes...everyone's got one, and some really stink.

So do you with all these trolls.

And The Simpsons isn't?

Well, your many many dumb people (your family) can change the damn channel.

You'll delete it anyway.

You shouldn't come in here and POST dumb-ass messages!

That's funny. I found myself thinking just the same damn thing.

*hopeless shrug*

--WolfStar--

This is what he really means...

roman wrote in message ...

I have no life so I watch endless hours of television.

That is the only way I will understand what I see. So I taped it on a VCR.

I didn't understand them all, but I will use one I understood in this posting. To try and be cool. See **

* Got to remember to try and make myself look smarter than the average bear *

No one else emails me.

Gotta look cool, must make it look like I have important things to do with my time other than chat groups.

Pffftttt.....

If you don't come here to read people's DUMB-ASS messages. (gee where did he gets that saying from?) Them why the hell are you posting here.

It is only a cartoon!! No wonder you got spit on as a child.

Stupidity at it's finest. = R O M A N

glad you think so

~Lindsay (Call me "The Madame Guillotine")

"God planned it so I'd always win." -Me

"Weirdness is an art, and we have come to master it."-Us (Kim and Lindsay)

i have a question.....(yes i know i didn't puncuate or use correct grammar or yadda yadda kiss my ass)

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSSESSED WITH PERFECTING EVERYBODY'S STUPID MESSAGES??!!! GODDAMMIT GET OVER IT IT'S A FREAKING POST NOT A SENIOR THESIS! some people need to ease up and get over it!!!! geez

MKGalagher wrote:

Ummm ... because it's easier to read posts that are correctly spelled and punctuated?

Because it's easy to spot the 11-year-olds playing with Mommy's computer?

Because I'm anal-retentive and it's fun?

i dont think you know what being anal retentive means.

On Mon, 13 Jul 1998 11:12:55 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Why don't you tell us what YOU think it means, slappy.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

it means you dont like sharing.

roman wrote:

Either pay more attention in English class, or get thee to a library and ask them for a "dictionary".

Rabbit

On Wed, 15 Jul 1998 19:13:02 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Survey says, XXX

Wrongo, buckaroo.

Time to pry open your pocket and put a few bucks forward to purchase a dictionary, eh, sport?

Have a nice day there, skippy.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

i know the meaning in the diconary. this is the Froid meaning. you dopes.

On Thu, 16 Jul 1998 10:49:47 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Wow... your spelling is decreasing at an exponential rate.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

you know what is really amazing. I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SPELLING.

if you cant use you deductive powers that may somebody have mercy on your poor, pitiful life

On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 11:48:16 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Misspelling messages, using poor grammar, and a lack of capitalization and punctuation makes you look like an idiot, and makes people pay little or no attention to your opinions.

You're a living joke. Nothing more, nothing less.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) said...

But it certainly gives us a laugh when we need it, though!!

Yup... odds are he won't get *this* joke, either...

Tirya

Another clue to your REAL mental capacity...

roman wrote in message ...

if you want your stinking dictionary mean then ill tell you people. it mean obsessive or compulsive.

um.. can we say SIGMUND FREUD and DICTIONARY??? I knew you could...

"roman" wrote:

Jesse wrote in message ...

i dont know what to say. you make no sence.

roman said...

Tirya

roman wrote:

Froid?  ...

Isn't that a new character being introduced in Star Wars chapter 1?

FMCarroll wrote:

Of course! He's the one that analyzes the robots!

Rabbit (Just a Jungster herself ...)

again rabbit you amaze me with your senseless messages.

roman wrote:

I figure if I post enough of them, one day you'll get the joke.

Rabbit

that day will never happen.

On Tue, 21 Jul 1998 18:22:13 -0400, "roman" wrote:

And now you've taken to insulting your own intelligence, Roman?

That's hillarious! AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

roman said...

They're only senseless to you 'cause you don't get the joke. Your loss.

BTW Rabbit - I loved that comment... heheheh... ::grin::

Tirya

freud is what i ment

On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 11:45:23 -0400, "roman" wrote:

you mean "meant"

AH HAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

roman wrote:

This is just too damn easy ...

Rabbit (Shooting fish in a barrel)

If you know soooo much about the man and his theories, you think you'd be able to at least spell his name...

roman said...

BZZZZZZT! Wrong again, but we have some nice parting gifts for you.

Thanks for playing.

Tirya

On 16 Jul 1998 00:25:33 GMT, [email] wrote:

LOL! Looks like we have a similar sense of humour, Tirya, except for our Howard differences!

Good show!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

WOW! you people have no argument. you just worry about

my grammar. you have nothing to say about the fact that ]

south park is going in the crapper. all your arguments are is

that I spelt a work or two wrong.

you people are pathetic

Oh, alright Mr. Roman (I assume this name refers to your preferred form of showering).

Here's what I like about South Park:

1. Surreal images. I cite:

Death on a tricycle. The big scary monster. Mr. Mackey's head floating by. Little Kathie Lee in the talent show. Ugly Bob. (God damn, he's ugly!) Turkeys ala Braveheart. Worsteshire zombies. "It's a gay lion! "Roar." Et al.

2. Clever lines. (NOT catch phrases.) I cite:

"Well, then you can just stay in the drawer all night, negative Nancy!", "I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Berlin in 1942!" Oh, countless others I can't remember right now. Would you like me to take notes next time I watch?

I will, you know.

--C. S.

thank you. thank you. thank you. i am very happy that someone gave me a different type of message. you people are making progress. thank you.

Isn't a crapper a type of a fish?

The Worshipful One, Kyle Broslofski

Kyle Broslofski wrote:

No, that's a crappie. Crapper is where roman's posts belong ...

Rabbit

roman wrote:

Hey, hon, you're the one that's spending your time telling us all about repetitive phrases. I enjoy the show despite the fact that you think it's going "in the crapper". If you're so concerned, tell you what: turn off South Park and go watch Superman or something, rather than whine about it.

Rabbit

Hey, are you dissin' one of the Superfriends?? Now you've gone too far, buddy. :)

On Mon, 20 Jul 1998 03:05:02 GMT, [email] (valerie mitchell) wrote:

Yep... as I already said... his mentality is perfectly suited for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. <insert rant from Power Ranger fan here>

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

I enjoy the Power Rangers too. My whole family has a bizarre sense of humor. I also own a Hanson t-shirt and two New Kids on the Block, also for humorous reasons.

i like you last name valerie. ( if that is your real last name.)

Oh, boy! A chance for me to try out a new flame form I stumbled across. The author goes by the name "Phoenix". Some of it, I admit, I don't like, and some of it I don't actually "get", but I'm leaving it mostly intact, anyway:

                 PHOENIX STANDARDIZED LART FORM
                           (c) copyright 7/21/98 by PHOENIX.

Dearest Roman:

You rate as follows--

Flame Meter:

[ ] 10. Lucifer's tanning bed [ ] 9. Dante's Inferno [ ] 8. Crankshaft's barbecue [ ] 7. Napalm [ ] 6. Bonfire at Nazi bookburning demonstration [ ] 5. Weapons grade flamethrower [ ] 4. Bonfire at political demonstration [ ] 3. Car bomb [ ] 2. Dynamite [X] 1. Firecracker

Troll Meter:

[ ] 10. More slime than in all the gutters of NYC [ ] 9. Caps lock is all stuck^H^H^H^H^jizzed up [ ] 8. Them little increasingly expensive dolls [ ] 7. False reverend [ ] 6. False prophet [ ] 5. Gargamel [ ] 4. Grand Nagus [ ] 3. Enough warts to put Compound W into the Fortune 500 [X] 2. Your lips keep flapping, how odd [ ] 1. You're operating a toll bridge out of season without a permit

Lameness Meter:

[ ] 10. Limper than Tone Loc after discovering Sheena was a man [X] 9. Quadruplegic [ ] 8. Marshall Herff Applewhite [ ] 7. Paraplegic [ ] 6. Outer extremities after illegal cross-checking by Claude Lemieux [ ] 5. The cow whom Cripple Creek was named after [ ] 4. Mrs. O'Leary's cow [ ] 3. AOLer [ ] 2. Same as you'd feel if you had 10 beers [ ] 1. The Beta machine

BS Meter: [ ] 10. "The universal remove list WORKS!!" [ ] 9. A day's work for the street sweeper in Pamplona [X] 8. "My personal integrity is none of your concern" [ ] 7. "I am not a crook" [ ] 6. "We're here to serve you" [ ] 5. "Now that I've been found innocent, I'll pursue the REAL killer" [ ] 4. "We are not in the business of annoying people" [ ] 3. Pro wrestling [ ] 2. "Can't we all just get along?" [ ] 1. "I MEANT to do that!!"

This author believes you are:

 [ ] Liar           [ ] Coward          [X] Loser        [X] Lamer
 [ ] Spammer   [X] Troll              [X] Dimwit     [ ] Anarchist*
 [X] Geek          [ ] Hypocrite      [ ] Dopehead*   [ ] Loony
 [ ] Elvis          [X] Fake Santa    [ ] An "It"      [X] Clueless Newbie
 [ ] Obsessed Fundamentalist   [ ] Religious Atheist
 [ ] "Me Too"er [X] Imbecile        [ ] Pervert*     [ ] Freakshow
 [ ] Censor       [X] Raiders Fan   [X] Moron        [ ] Communist
 [ ] Yes Man      [ ] Racist           [X] Federales  [ ] Potty Mouth*
 [ ] Politician  [ ] Extortionist  [X] Jailbait      [ ] Revisionist
 [X] Pathetic     [X] Bonehead      [ ] Satanist*     [ ] Bogus Attorney
 [ ] Whino        [ ] False Prophet [ ] Infidel      [ ] $cientologist
 [X] Fuckwit     [ ] Paparazzi      [X] Fake Reaper [X] Dork
 [X] Underage    [ ] Blasphemer  [X] Bed-Wetter* [ ] Pants-Wetter*
 [ ] Wino          [ ] Buzzed*          [ ] Blitzed*        [ ] False
Patriot
 [X] Puppet       [ ] Lackey        [ ] Handjobber  [X] Painted Jezebel
 [ ] Palmjobber   [X] Buffoon       [X] Idiot           [ ] Godwin
Disciple
 [ ] Waste Of Skin And Air        [X] Mind-Numbingly Incompetent
 [X] Obesely Full Of Yourself     [ ] Two Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

You have committed the unpardonable offense of:

 [ ] Crossposting to hell and back
 [ ] Multiposting enough times to calculate the value of pi
 [ ] Annoying me
 [ ] Misplacing your binary
 [X] Misplacing your fly
 [X] Misplacing your arse
 [X] Boring the hell out of me
 [ ] Posting what should've been Emailed
 [ ] Trying to make money on my back
 [ ] Directly flaming me after I plonked your tushie
 [ ] Impersonating me because you couldn't handle the stress
 [ ] Looked a gift horse up the arse
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your religious beliefs on others
 [X] Arrogantly imposing your atheistic beliefs on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your government horsehockey on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your racist beliefs on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your political beliefs on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your anarchist beliefs on others
 [X] Arrogantly imposing your parasitic beliefs on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your ethical beliefs on others
 [ ] Arrogantly imposing your moral beliefs on others
 [X] Arrognatly imposing your aesthetic beliefs on others
 [ ] Being an unoriginal bastard
 [ ] Making Grubor look intelligent [?]
 [ ] I don't like the tone of your voice
 [X] Posting a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] Cancelbombing a newsgroup
 [X] Being a dumb robot
 [ ] Arguing with a dumb robot
 [X] Being a troll in denial
 [ ] Giving me idle threats
 [X] Impersonating a Good Guy
 [ ] Are a ringleader of the DMA [?]
 [ ] Are a lackey from the DMA
 [X] Posting here for no good reason
 [ ] Defied a UDP on your hide
 [ ] Defied an IDP on your hide
 [ ] Impersonating a Rider of the Apocalypse
 [X] Pretending to be Lord High Posterchild of the known universe
 [X] Started a long, stupid thread
 [ ] Caused a thread to become a long, stupid thread
 [X] Played a key role in perpetuating a long, stupid thread
 [X] Posted what has been done before
 [X] Not only that, it was done better the last time
 [ ] Telling me to hit "DELETE"
 [ ] Telling me to use your stoopid Remove List
 [ ] Being waaaay off topic
 [ ] Quoted the entire friggin' post
 [ ] Used an anonymous remailer
 [ ] Used an entirely fake identity and address
 [ ] Attempting a stillborn takeover of a net abuse newsgroup
 [ ] Mailbombing my dropbox
 [ ] Pretending to play God
 [ ] Pretending to BE God
 [ ] Showing intelligence off the deep end of the bell curve
 [ ] Tell tall tales of hackers under every rock, bush and computer log
 [ ] Using the phrase "Information Superhighway"
 [ ] Using HTML to post to news
 [ ] Invoked Godwin's Law
 [X] Backed up *nothing* you said
 [X] Not only that, I could argue your case better than you
 [ ] Can't seem to control where you're posting to
 [X] Must've spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless
 [ ] Referred to the Usenet Cabal (There Is No Cabal)
 [X] Using Witless Prattle
 [ ] Tried to bust a spam fighter
 [ ] Claimed to be a moral paragon
 [ ] Falsely threatened to file a lawsuit
 [ ] Falsely stated you notified The Man
 [ ] Pretended you were an "expert"
 [X] Are the pathetic inbred nightmare of a gene pool result from:
           (I've added a couple of our own, and one from over in
            alt.tv.simpsons)
          [ ] John M. "Goober" Grubor
          [ ] Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy
          [ ] Ricardo H. Gonzales
          [ ] Chris "Goat" Blanc
          [ ] Jai "my name is not Jay" Maharaj
          [ ] "Shrimp" ImpLAnt
          [ ] Brown Skidmark
          [ ] The One-Man-Cult Steven R. Winter
          [ ] Robert E. "Soiled Panties" Byrd
          [ ] Phillip J. Lawlor
          [ ] Freakshow DiSisto
          [X] Doc Wonmug
          [X] Mutantman
          [X] Satmar
 [ ] Saying "ME TOO!"
 [ ] Being a WaReZ dO0d
 [X] Being of brazenly low IQ
 [ ] Thinking this newsgroup is your personal billboard
 [ ] Geeking around with the Freedom Knights [?]
 [ ] Trying to make money off of spam
 [ ] Winning the Kook of the Month award
 [ ] Winning the Looney Maroon Award
 [ ] Being eligible for the John M. Goober Memorial Award
 [ ] Conducting a stoopid pyramid scheme
 [X] You are a loser
 [X] This has been pointed out to you before
 [X] Nobody likes you
 [X] This has been pointed out to you before
 [X] Using stupid circular arguments
 [ ] PoStEd In ElItE cAPiTaLs
 [ ] Posted in ALL CAPS and you don't even own a TRS-80
 [ ] You actually *own* a TRS-80
 [ ] Called the Net the Web
 [X] Studied for the spelling bee while eating potatoe
 [ ] PO'd the SubGenii [Who the hell are the SubGenii?!]
 [ ] Impersonated the SubGenii
 [ ] Being profoundly ignorant of the purpose of the Internet
 [ ] Being profoundly ignorant of the purpose of this newsgroup
 [X] Being profoundly ignorant
 [X] This has been pointed out to you before
 [ ] Worthy of more flamage than all of Molotov's cocktails

As part of your penance, you should:

[X] Be dragged out into the street and shot [ ] Be dragged out onto the dunghill and shot [ ] If you survive, be shot again [X] Perform oral sex on a pit bull ** [ ] Receive oral sex from a pit bull ** [ ] Go to the confessional of the Church of the SubGenius [ ] Learn from Bill Mattocks the HARD way [ ] Never show yourself in this newsgroup again [X] Be knocked upside the head with a clue-by-four [X] Be spanked by your mommie [ ] Get a day job [X] Get a whore [ ] Get a balloon doll [X] Get a life [ ] Have your jerkoffing hand outfitted with a cheese grater [ ] Have your vibrator modified by Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor [ ] Melt your Email software [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Have your mainframe rebuilt by Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor [ ] Do freestyle skiing off London Bridge [ ] Smoke less of what you're smoking [ ] Smoke more of what you're smoking [ ] Take a long walk off a short pier and french-kiss a shark [ ] Stick to AOL until you grow up [X] Be displayed in the public square as a pigeon latrine ** [X] Shall have your account pureed [ ] Shall have your domain frapeed [ ] Attempt to rob the Piranha Club [ ] Snort less of what you're snorting [ ] Snort more of what you're snorting [ ] Get your web page hosted by the Great ISP Down Below [X] Bathe in a geologically active mud pot [ ] Raise chipmunks at Chernobyl [ ] Attend a political speech rally hosted by Bill Palmer [ ] Receive your monthly paycheck from the Freedom Knights [X] Shove your keyboard where only a proctologist can see [X] Make yourself an example of how to decrease the surplus population [ ] Attend a Denver Nuggets game [ ] Post something relevant [ ] Read the damn FAQ [ ] Take a pill of my choosing [ ] Find an active volcano and throw yourself in [X] Consume excrement until you expire ** [X] Beg for mercy

In summary, I:

[ ] Spit in your face ** [ ] Let my dog piss on you ** [ ] Let my dog hump on you ** [X] Hope you get attacked by a herd of horny silverback gorillas with CCHF [ ] Shall ignore you generally [ ] Shall issue more flaming retorts [ ] Shall flame and expose you [ ] Shall flame, expose and report you [X] Shall flame, expose, report and humiliate you [ ] *PLONK* [X] Shall throw peanuts at you [ ] Blow you off [ ] Flip you the bird [ ] "May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul" [ ] Spew phlegm in your general direction [X] Laugh in your specific direction [ ] Hope you slip on the septic overflow [X] Hope you have a good time

*Not that there's anything wrong with that. **Unless that sort of thing gets you off, in which case... never mind.

End Flame

--M. S.

thank you sir. i got the idea of that thinl after the first X mark.

did you make that yourself? if you did. i dont think i am the one who needs to get a life.

Someone who wasn't named "Phoenix" wrote:

                                       ^ ^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

   ^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^

And then roman replied with his usual style and grace:

Which then prompted me to ask: Is your reading comprehension always this astonishing? Or is it just short-term memory retention that you're having trouble with?

Tirya

In article , Rabbit writes:

Hey, don't you be dissin' Superman!

Jeremy B

"Our special tonight is poached 'go to hell'"- Crow T. Robot

Oops! Sorry! Okay, how about Teletubbies?

Rabbit

Alright, now you know why people like it-- are you gonna shut up about it now?

--C. S.

people

of course im not going to leave you people alone. my mission is to convert all of you.

my post wasn't to find out why people liked it. it was to get reactions and responses concerning reason of why south park is good to them.

On Wed, 22 Jul 1998 14:29:09 -0400, "bLaH" wrote:

Convert us to what?

Don't you understand that by complaining about the show, all you're doing is making us more hardcore fans? Why do you think prohibition didn't work? People don't like other people telling them what they can and can't watch. You're wasting your time here.

But you don't like the show, so why would you care?

You lose again.

AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

the converthing thing was a jike. lighten up.

my post wasn't to find out why people liked it. it was to get reactions and

HAHAahAhHAH i dont. i am doing reserch for a paper.

roman said...

A research paper... heheheh... I find that idea extremely amusing.

"for my reserch i wetn out on usenet to put up stupid mesages and waited to see who would anser."

Tirya

Sheesh, I knew things were boring in rural America, but gawd!

That's almost the exact definition of troll.

Get a life, dude. And while you're at it, get some testicles.

In article , "bLaH" wrote:

Time for my new South Park flame form.

[X] Roman [ ] That racist bitch (was her name Lindsey?) [ ] Some other troll

You never fail to amaze me with your pathetic antics

[X] and terrible grammar.

Why don't you

[X] Hit yourself with a hammer until you die [X] Stick your head in an apparatus marked "Head Remover"

For all the trolls around here, do we really need a complicated form?

Martin

"God, grant me the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."

--Calvin and Hobbes

I say: Our trolls are simple-minded, hell, why not make a simple form?

Oh, and our trolls, if I remember correctly, have been:

Roman Lindsey (not LindsAy, that would be LilRose33, my best friend and certainly not a troll) MutantMan Maagic DocWonMug

Maybe others, I haven't been around as long as some people here.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

On 23 Jul 1998, GUMPELS wrote:

No troll list for this group would be complete without Edwina, wannabe saviour of alt.tv.southpark.

Tracy

        "I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
                it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
                        -Mark Twain

Change the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me

Oh, yeah, I wasn't around then, she was one of the first trolls, wasn't she? Oh, I just remembered, let's not forget PucShalomX.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

On 23 Jul 1998, GUMPELS wrote:

One of the first good (you know what I mean) trolls. There were plenty of "southpark sux" trolls around a few days after this group was started, just like now.

I only vaguely remember PucShalomX, I had a killfile in place by that time, I think.

BTW, I *think* that Edwina was actually a guy who has gone under such monikers as klueless, Carla Spears and Carleton Spears; not that it matters.

Tracy

        "I have a prodigious quantity of mind;
                it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
                        -Mark Twain

Change the planet to its moon, europa, if you want to mail me

Well, that settles it: the way to get rid of 'im is to stop giving him reactions and responses. 'kay? Can we do that, kids?

--C. S.

.

ill bet you wont be able to. you people need some where to lash out your rage.

roman wrote:

Sure do, hon. It means that when I get up off the sofa, the cushion comes with me.

Rabbit

Maybe he doesn't, but I have a feeling that YOU do...

yup i do

if you could read then you would see that i am not the one correting their grammer. they are the ones making a fuss over no commas of mis-spelt words.

or

In article , [email] (Keith M. Kurzman) says:

Shouldn't that be aboot?

Brilliant poem, btw.

-Spoon!

THANK YOU! It's a relief SOMEONE got it...

I can't TELL you how much mail I got from people asking me, "If you don't like it, why are you even in this group, fuckwad", etc.... So I'm posting this to the entire group: I DON'T MEAN IT!! I'm *SATIRIZING* the guy who started this thread!! Got it?! Alright...

As for the "aboot", I leave pronunciation up to the reader. The poem's narrator isn't *explicitly* Canadian (similarities to a certain "Not Without My Anus" character notwithstanding), but he can be thought of as such, if you like.

--Chauvlin Stegosauvlin

In article ,

says:

this guy sucks

[email] wrote:

What's the matter with you people?!

I *didn't* mean it!!

I was satirizing *Roman*!!

I was being *IRONIC*!!

I *LOVE* South Park!!

Really!!

.
.
.

feshugnickadarbinorf....

--Chauvlin Stegosauvlin

"roman" wrote:

Then don't watch it. Sheesh!

Dude! It kicks ass! m'kay?

Dumb? Were you aware that your last two sentences contained no less than three grammatical/spelling errors?

Why? Are you lonely?

Then why post here?

wow thank you south park lovers.

i really enjoyed seeing how stupid you people are.

i thought that poem sucked. (and dont try to explain it i got it)

i too use to like south park. i thought it was the funniest show ever, but then the second show came out.

i come into this newsgroup every once and a while just to see how dumb you people act. that might answer some of your questions.

a

i think you miss understood me. i am just saying that south park is a horrible horrible show, and that the people that watch it are a bit stupid since that they would laught at anything.

i have gotten a quote from a south park watcher:

here it is:

" I suck..."

roman wrote in message ...

and

You must have been bounced on your head when you were a young child. Gee, what does it take to get through that *space* between you ears that YOU ARE THE ONE WE ARE LAUGHING AT!!!

It is only a cartoon!! No wonder you got spit on as a child.

Just ME

On Wed, 8 Jul 1998 20:32:10 -0400, "roman" wrote:

But in a previous post you said you liked the first season, so you're as bad as the rest of us. And if you don't like the show, then start a fucking newsgroup for anti-South Park people, and don't post your bullshit here.

That's the first accurate thing you've said about yourself all day. Keep up the good work.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

one day promise me that you will learn to read. thanks

Yawn.

Do you have any idea of how many people are laughing at your ignorance and stupidity, Roman?

Keep babbling... I love to watch retards try to act intelligent.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

same here

In article , roman writes

One day promise me you'll learn how to punctuate and spell. Thanks.

Dulcy

Yes, you do!!! You finally admitted it!! Roman finally sees the truth! This is a historic day, folks!

Until next time, goodbye to all you wacky people out there in PC land!

~Lindsay (They call me "The Madame Guillotine", hunter of The Damned, Elusive Matt and Trey)

How do you "miss" understanding? Skyz

you people are such perfecanists

(lemme guess i spell that word wrong. now i will get a bunch of reply mixing it. because thats how dumb you people are. you need a small small problem to make a big deal)

Group: alt.tv.southpark Date: Fri, Jul 10, 1998, 3:58pm (CDT+1) From: [email] (roman) Re: i hate south park How do you "miss" understanding? Skyz you people are such perfecanists (lemme guess i spell that word wrong. now i will get a bunch of reply mixing it. because thats how dumb you people are. you need a small small problem to make a big deal)

It's not a small problem at all. Your having problems with capitalization, spelling, grammar, and vocabulary (I don't have any idea what you mean by "mixing" your replies). Here are some simple tips: capitalize the word I (Jeez, I thought they taught this in the first grade), capitalize words at the beginning of the sentence (which you should have learned before you got out of elementary school), use punctuation (such as periods) where they need to go, and use a dictionary to check your spelling. These rules should be simple enough for even a ten year old (on alt.tv.x-files you claimed to be fifteen or fourteen).

As for why you should take the time to learn how to use the English language, take a look at the responses you've received on several ng (newsgroups). You'll receive little if any respect for your views if you can't state them clearly. The fifteen year old named Carrol on alt.tv.x-files knows this, which is why he is still posting there while you have to sneak your way back using a different name.

Chris W.

"Kick the baby." Kyle

On Fri, 10 Jul 1998 16:41:41 -0500 (CDT), [email] (Chris Weaver) wrote:

Better yet... he could simply go away and stop acting like a baby.

But I guess that would be far too easy.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

my grammer and corret capitialization and corret spelling dont matter to me here. if this post was going for a grade then i would make it right. you people dont deserve my corret grammer.

It's not a small problem at all. Your having problems with capitalization, spelling, grammar, and vocabulary (I don't have any idea what you mean by "mixing" your replies). Here are some simple tips: capitalize the word I (Jeez, I thought they taught this in the first grade), capitalize words at the beginning of the sentence (which you should have learned before you got out of elementary school), use punctuation (such as periods) where they need to go, and use a dictionary to check your spelling. These rules should be simple enough for even a ten year old (on alt.tv.x-files you claimed to be fifteen or fourteen).

As for why you should take the time to learn how to use the English language, take a look at the responses you've received on several ng (newsgroups). You'll receive little if any respect for your views if you can't state them clearly. The fifteen year old named Carrol on alt.tv.x-files knows this, which is why he is still posting there while you have to sneak your way back using a different name.

Chris W.

"Kick the baby." Kyle

roman said...

Well, you know, it *is* your right to post in any manner you choose (so long as you aren't violating TOS, but that's another thread altogether).

And if you choose to come across as an illiterate, ignorant dumbass who can't be bothered to use the shift key once in a while, or to at least check for obvious typos, well, then that's your right, too.

Which then gives us the right to laugh our collective asses off at you and dismiss anything you have to say as the inane ramblings of an illiterate, ignorant dumbass.

Have fun, Tirya

roman wrote:

Teehee ... one day, maybe 10 years from now, when the Real World comes knocking on your door ...

Tuilleries!

La grande comedie de toilette!

La singe malade!

Votre regarde--

If you give a mouse some cheese....

Are you aware that you aren't wearing any pants?

--C. S.

OH NO!!!! its a dirty french person!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!

roman wrote in article ...

WHOA! I guess roman DOES have punctuation and a shift key on his key board after all!

the show does give messages about society, but the messages are by the prophanity.

i guess the writers know that the only way people would watch the show is if it had kids cursing.

now i just sit back and wait for several idiots to reply by saying:

" you dumb...", or " Eat a cock you dork..."

something stupid like that.

roman wrote in message ...

prophanity.

if it had kids cursing.

A writer...Something you could never be. And you didn't mention my favorite. You buttfucker! Nikki

On Wed, 8 Jul 1998 20:36:59 -0400, "roman" wrote:

spelled PROFANITY. And if you had any basic intelligence, you would see the messages... like caring about your family members, respecting homosexuals' choice of lifestyle, or treating people who are different with respect and not animosity. But I guess you were too busy giggling to the bleeped out words to notice that stuff, eh?

Hollywood's been doing that for years. Shocker.

I prefer to answer retarded trolls with slightly more intelligent posts than that. Once again, I shall ask the question:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

This newsgroup is for fans.... not for attention-statrved little children like yourself.

Have a nice day.

You know.. I pity you. I really do. I pray to God and Lord Jesus Christ that you will learn to respect the opinions of people, and not criticize them for the television shows they watch. I pray to God and Jesus that you will try to be a better person and stop harrassing people for no good reason. You really should seek some professional help, if these are the activities that you pursue in your free time.

God bless you. Remember... Jesus loves you.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

The Lone Wolf (howling his disapproval of Roman) said:

Acually, Roman is a child. He said that he was 14 or 15 years old in the alt.tv.x-files ng. He was chased out by a 15 year old who commented on Roman's grammar, spelling, and typing skills. His age may be one of the reasons that he misses the moral of the episodes. OTOH, the 15 year old that chased Roman out of ATXF was able to understand complex issues, so age may not be the biggest factor hindering Roman's understanding of South Park.

Chris W.

"Kick the baby." Kyle

Actually... *technically* this group is for discussion of any kind on South Park, even disliking South Park. (Otherwise it would be alt.tv.southpark.fans). My problems with Roman are, 1.) He doesn't discuss in any kind of intelligent way and 2.) He resorts to personal attacks. But if someone wants to talk intelligently about why the dislike South Park, I think that's perfectly legitimate in this group.

--Morris Stegosaurus

geez.. if you're wasting god's time praying to him about stuff like that, no wonder he hasn't gotten round to getting me that new car yet!

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote in message ...

On Thu, 9 Jul 1998 13:30:42 +1000, "Apc_Gen" wrote:

Actually I'm an athiest, but I was trying to instill some guilt and self-loathing in the jerk.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

Roman, you have no sense of humor, do you? Let me guesse, you hang out in the Math/Science Library with the chess club, right?

On 12 Jul 1998 08:47:53 GMT, [email] (AnnRKist1) wrote:

And watches Mighty Morphin Power Rangers religiously.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

the

the pink ranger is hot.

the show use to be funny i said, until it started to repeat itself.

i dont find a show that has tons and tons a catch phrases and bits very funny at all.

the

On Mon, 13 Jul 1998 11:19:41 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Like the Simpsons, right?

Doh!

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

club, right?

the simpsons use to have several catch phrases, but they dont use that many now. south park uses the same ones on every single show.

On Wed, 15 Jul 1998 19:16:55 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Uh

WHAT?!

If you're going to have an argument, try to put a little more effort into being intelligible.

Yeah... the Simpsons NEVER uses "doh" or "excellent" or anything else of that sort on every episode. WHATEVER.

Forget it. You obviously haven't got the intelligence to hold up an intelligent debate. You're not worth the effort.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

many

you idiot. have you ever even watched the simpsons? sure doh is said in about every other show., but exallant hasnt been said on the show for about 4 or 5 seasons.

DONT YOU REALIZE THAT south park USES THIER CATCH PHRASES EVERY SINGLE SHOW!!!!!

On Thu, 16 Jul 1998 10:54:09 -0400, "roman" wrote:

If you don't like it, then LEAVE.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

oh so you like how you get to hear the same crappy phrases each week?

roman wrote in message ...

SINGLE

week?

If we enjoyed hearing the same crap every week, we would not be flaming you, asshole.

RS

flaming?

roman wrote in message ...

Yes, flaming[1]. Do you know what that means? If not, I think maybe you should spend a little more time on the ng's before you post your moronic crap, troll[2].

[1] -- flaming - following up a post with a witty and/or sarcastic insult. usually done in jest, though sometimes serious.

[2] -- troll - one who posts messages on a newsgroup for the sole purpose of pissing people off. while this is an art in itself, it has been ruined by newbies who do not use enough wit or wisdom.

RS

On Fri, 17 Jul 1998 11:50:56 -0400, "roman" wrote:

Yes.

If you don't like it, leave.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"One thing about livin' in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires." - "grampa", The Lost Boys

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

it) blah blah blah

Do your shift keys not work, or are you just grammatically incompetent?

wow you people really worry about grammar and punctuation.

I like when you twist my words around.

there is no god!!! if you haven't noticed. gee.

and then its even better when you take something I wrote and make a very very very big deal about it.

for example: when i wrote that i liked the first episode, but when the second one came out i didnt like the show anymore.

that was pure genius how that one person pointed out how i didnt mention the third or fourth,ect., ect,.

roman wrote in message ...

the

Can Roy come out to play Mom!? No honey, Roy's being punished for robbing the grocery store. Ok Mom!

See, simsalabim bam bom, dalla doo zella dim?

--Yashar

It amuses me that y'all can argue about something so petty for so long :)

Yashar wrote in message ...

Danny Coates wrote in article ...

y'all??

Where oh where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found true love You met another and...

well, you know the rest SirG

very

mention

Snore.

Snort.

Linzer Torte.

Rott... rott... rottweiler.

Zonk.

Why are you wearing that ridiculous hat?!

--C.S.

On Wed, 8 Jul 1998 17:55:29 -0400, "roman" wrote:

You're welcome. Feel free to leave now.

Yah... ok... whatever. I'll put my IQ test against yours any old day of the week.

No one ASKED for your opinion.

You liked the first episode but not the second one? Try the third. Maybe you'll change your mind. And you may want to try a couple of things called Punctuation, Grammar, and Spelling next time, skippy.

You want dumb? Look in the nearest mirror. ISP notified, jerkoff. Don't forget to tell your daddy when it REALLY starts to hurt... maybe he'll be nice and use a little vaseline.

----- Powerslave AKA Hitchhiker AKA Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Guns don't kill people... the government does." Dale King of the Hill

"There'll be someone else sitting here for Comedy Central. And that person... or woman... will have to face the fact that this is the network built on... South Park." - Craig Kilborn, The Daily Show

roman ([email]) wrote:

Apparently you didn't. It was *supposed* to suck. It was written in your voice.

--Chauvlin Stegosauvlin

Cause he's a jerk who doesn't know what he's doing.

MKGalagher wrote:

I sense a little hostility towards the X-Files. Care to elucidate?

Jon