ENTERTAINMENT Weekly Best of '97

Ok, South Park got two mentions in the year-end wrap up.
BEST CATCHPHRASE: South Park's delight-fully subversive "Oh my God, they
killed Kenny! You bastards!"
	They also picked Kenny's death scene in "Starvin Marvin" as the best of
all the episodes. "?"!! I think getting shot then impaled on a flag pole
(Weight Gain 4000) or being microwaved to death (An Elephant Makes Love
to a Pig), beats getting your eyeball pulled out by turkeys. I still
think Kenny could have beat the shit out of 'em. :)
	I don't know if I can take EW seriously anymore, though. They voted
Hanson Best New Band - ew indeed.

The Usenet Cabal (there is no cabal) would like you to believe that on Sun, 21 Dec 1997 00:19:10 -0500, AM posted an article to alt.tv.southpark saying: @ Ok, South Park got two mentions in the year-end wrap up. @ BEST CATCHPHRASE: South Park's delight-fully subversive "Oh my God, they @ killed Kenny! You bastards!" @ They also picked Kenny's death scene in "Starvin Marvin" as the best of @ all the episodes. "?"!! I think getting shot then impaled on a flag pole @ (Weight Gain 4000) or being microwaved to death (An Elephant Makes Love @ to a Pig), beats getting your eyeball pulled out by turkeys. I still @ think Kenny could have beat the shit out of 'em. :) @ I don't know if I can take EW seriously anymore, though. They voted @ Hanson Best New Band - ew indeed.

While I agree that "Starvin Marvin" wasn't the best death, I think that the Microwave was boring, I liked being crushed by the Mir space station the best :) And I liked being shot at by aliens, then getting up to be stampeeded by cattle, then run over by a cop to be really kewl too :)

"Screw those commie basters, and screw their little wussy space station" --Bill Clinton

no the best death was during volcano where kenny gets shot then slides down the flag pole sides way

then just before he hits the ground you hear barbrady saying "you're lucky no one got hurt"

BTW am i the only one who caught the scooby doo reference when mr hat says "i would have gotten away with it if it werent for those meddling kids"

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Sun, 21 Dec 1997 00:19:10 -0500, AM posted an article to alt.tv.southpark saying:

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Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including Frank Rizzo . Articles crossposted with alt.fan.richard-nixon may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ no the best death was during volcano where kenny gets shot then slides down @ the flag pole sides way

@ then just before he hits the ground you hear barbrady saying "you're lucky @ no one got hurt"

@ BTW am i the only one who caught the scooby doo reference when mr hat says @ "i would have gotten away with it if it werent for those meddling kids"

No, of cource not! nobody here has ever seen Scooby Doo, thus how could they have gotten that reference?

What is Scooby Doo anyway?

the flagpole death was during "Weight Gain 4000", not "Volcano". Kenny got shot by Ned's gun in "Volcano"

Quotes are entirely fictional, and not based on real people including Maagic . Articles crossposted with alt.fan.richard-nixon may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone: @ the flagpole death was during "Weight Gain 4000", not "Volcano". Kenny @ got shot by Ned's gun in "Volcano"

NO NO NO NO! It wasn't Ned's gun in Weight Gain 4000, it was Kathy Lee Giffard's gun in the Thanksgiving episode!!!!!!!!!!!11

No. It was Nick S. Bensema with the Worcestershire sauce in the genetic research lab.

HTH

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Maagic . Articles crossposted with alt.fan.richard-nixon may contain vulgar language and should not be read by anyone:

actually it was the second gunman on the grassy knole or maybe it was the second alien with an anal probe

oh god damnit now im confused

Well, that was "Weight Gain 4000", not "Volcano"

oh yeah

boy is my face red

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