I think Cartman's Dad is Big Gay AL.
Because: #1 Everyone was at the party where Mrs. Cartman got knocked up. #2 Big Gay Al wasn't always gay #3 All men in South Park were tested. They made you forget about him because he's gay and because of that he wasn't in the room.
PPG 75 wrote:
BUT....Mephisto did say the the father *was* someone present in the room. So...has anyone found Al by doing a frame-by-frame of that scene yet?
-jasen!
Segregated Santa Claws wrote:
I'd have to go with Officer Barbrady. Don't know why, just gut instinct.
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No, big Gay Al does not live in South Park, he is an alien. Remember he flew away in his suitcase. I feel that the Cartman father is none other than Kevin, that little thing the genetic scientist has. Mark Smith wrote in message ...
On Fri, 27 Mar 1998 22:20:29 -0500, "Mark" wrote:
Thought I saw a guy with a beard in there somewhere?
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dR Pepper
-> From: [email] (dRPepper) -> Subject: Re: My opinion on Catrman's Dad -> -> On Fri, 27 Mar 1998 22:20:29 -0500, "Mark" wrote: -> -> >No, big Gay Al does not live in South Park, he is an alien. -> Remember he -> >flew away in his suitcase. I feel that the Cartman father is none o -> >than Kevin, that little thing the genetic scientist has. -> >Mark Smith wrote in message ... -> >>Segregated Santa Claws wrote: -> >> -> >>> -> >>> -> >>> BUT....Mephisto did say the the father *was* someone present in t -> >>> room. So...has anyone found Al by doing a frame-by-frame of that -> >>> scene -> >>> yet? -> >>> -> >>> -jasen! -> >> -> >>I'd have to go with Officer Barbrady. Don't know why, just gut -> instinct. >> -> -> -> Thought I saw a guy with a beard in there somewhere? -> ->
Leonard Maltin?
I agree..Cartman's father is obviously Kevin......Kevin or Mr. Hat.
In article , [email] (Justin Robertson) wrote:
((("""I think Cartman's Dad is Big Gay AL.
Because: #1 Everyone was at the party where Mrs. Cartman got knocked up. #2 Big Gay Al wasn't always gay #3 All men in South Park were tested. They made you forget about him because he's gay and because of that he wasn't in the room. """")))
YOU ARE WRONG, AND HERE IS WHY:
#1 Actually, I can think of four characters on South Park who WEREN'T at the drunken Barn dance. #2 What evidence supports the fact that BGA was not always gay? #3 Only the men in the bar at that moment were tested.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooh wasn't in the final scene or the bar. Does that make him a suspect also?
PPG 75 wrote in article ...
wasn't
I think the bit about Cartman's dad being in the room is a red herring. It'll probably turn out to be O.J. or something equally tasteless. Doesn't JonBenet Ramsey's family live in Colorado?
Whoa, Jon Benet? It would be a cold day in hell if Comedy Central aired that.
p m wrote:
In article , [email] (PPG 75) writes:
I think the whole thing is a hoax. It will be April Fools Day when it airs. Maybe they won't divulge anything.
The genetic guy is going to say that the results are inconclusive right at the end of the show, and we will never find out.
Cartman's dad must have the same genetic quality's as Cartman does. So that rules out the football players, who must stay in shape. But it doesn't rule out any other person who were at the Dance. But also no one looks like Cartman or resembles him. Cartman does have a weird voice as Mr. Garrison's. Therefore I think Mr. Garrison is Cartman's dad
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Are you kidding? Do you know how much modern football players eat?!?????!! I've seen people eat a lot of food, but god damn! We're talkin $50 for one mcdonald's meal... and at $.29 wednesday prices too. Unless they are careful, many players become HUGE after they stop playing. (It's hard to cut back on the food intake your body becomes use to taking that much in and doesn't become satisfied till it does.)
Well, you may remember that Cartman was also pretty good at Football... Remember, he did "Kick Ass"
Gabriel Chan wrote:
Cartman's dad must have the same genetic quality's as Cartman does. So that rules out the football players, who must stay in shape. But it doesn't rule out any other person who were at the Dance. But also no one looks like Cartman or resembles him. Cartman does have a weird voice as Mr. Garrison's. Therefore I think Mr. Garrison is Cartman's dad