Idea for a show

Take a trip to the Price is Right. Get into a fight with someone that bids 1 dollar more than you do.

Win a fabulous trip to Tijuana. Show up in Tijuana and realize that almost everyone has left Mexico.

Run into a group of Americans that have left USA and moved into a roomy ranch left vacant by former owners who have "migrated" to America.

Motel is a dive in the seediest area of Tijuana. Kids see a pony show. There is lots of fun to see in Tijuana.

Show the border patrol bringing a load of Mexicans and dump them in the street. The group climbs back on the truck and hitch back across the border.

Show the border fence with gaping holes. Show hookers distracting the border patrol while thousands cross.

How does that sound so far? More ideas?

Yeah, let the writers do the thinking.

LOL. Funny, but kinda like using a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Pitch it to Family Guy.

On 7 Sep 2006 09:05:09 -0700, [email] wrote:

Beavis and Butthead already went to Tijuana.

"Jimmuh" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Vic Vega" wrote in message news:OwASh.2614$%l5.53@trnddc05...

I hate to say this but...SIMPSONS DID IT Sorry couldnt resist. Seriously they did go to Mexico but that was just at the end of camp krusty. Dont expect me to quote the episode number though.

But was it a ghost town then? Everyone has left Mexico and moved to California and Texas

"Terry" wrote in message news:[email]...

It was in the early-mid 90's so I guess not. Cant blame em though I'd rather live in America then a place like Mexico anyday.

This was such a good post I'm forwarding it to alt.mexico and soc.culture.mexican ...

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[email] wrote...

"crack baby" wrote in message news:1thPg.2863$[email]...

Not. Tijuana is about the 8th largest city in Mexico, with somehting like 1.5 million residents.

There are no ranches in Tijuana. Tijuana is an indsutrial city, full of maquiladoras, and located in the frikkin desert, so there are not a lot of ranches... at least, no more ranches than you would find in Manhattan.

Motels in Mexico are not for "families" although some have been started there.

Illegal crossings are very few near the checkpoints. They are mostly east of Mexicali in in Arizona, now.

Most of the border has no fence.

It sounds like you need to keep off the meth. It destroys brain cells, and your teeth fall out.

You say that like SouthPark should be factual. Like the aliens and monsters on the show..

David Eduardo wrote:

"...the frikkin..."

All those years once being an American and you still don't know how to spell friggin(g)?

Cetriolo.

On 17 Sep 2006 20:41:10 -0700, "Don Gabacho" wrote:

Two different words. damn - darn shit - shite friggin' - frikkin'

Part of the wonderful tapestry of English - the colloquialisms. It's not about the dictionary, it's about the CULTURE...

It's like, "I want to swear at you, but I'm just too darn much of a decent frikkin' person to do it properly"

How about John McCain blowing a bus load of lettuce pickers?

On Mon, 18 Sep 2006 00:45:02 -0700, "Mr. Clean" wrote:

This guy gets the prize. McCain's "doing a job that most americans won't do". Sheesh. Isn't that the degradingest slogan you ever heard? At least the republican'ts treat people like people.

And..... we have another nym to add to the troll crew. If you people love Michael Moore so much, why don't you marry him?!

On Sun, 17 Sep 2006 19:36:29 GMT, crack baby wrote:

[email] wrote:

Only if Bob Barker is portrayed as overly senile like Grandpa/Pope John Paul/Rod Stewart were.

"And the actual retail price...Oh, I pooped 'em!"