POST AN EXACT FROSTY SCRIPT

Could someone who downloaded the frosty episode post a script of it ... WORD FOR WORD ... or give me a place to download it!?

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FROSTY: THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS (Transcribed by [email])

Note...This is the Southpark Short BEFORE "The Spirit of Christmas" that we all know and love. The only name they use is for Kenny, but for this film Cartman is called Kenny. They don't use any other names, so i'm assuming this is who they are.

Stan: Same. Kyle: Wears a yellow snow cap instead, but pretty much the same. Cartman: Same, except he's called Kenny Kenny: Same, except you can see his mouth.

(Scene opens with the boys building a snowman)

Boys: (Singing) Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. WIth a corn cobb pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal...

(Kyle produces a black top hat and starts to put it on the snowman's head.)

Boys: (Singing) There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head..

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: What?

Stan: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!

Kyle: Why not?

Stan: Becasue if you do, he's gonna come to life!

Kyle: Cool!

Stan: No, it's not cool! My sister in..in Minnesota put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!

(The boys think about this for a second.)

Kyle: Fuck it, let's do it anyway.

Other boy: Yeah.

Boys: (Singing) There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found for when they placed it on his head...

(Kyle puts the hat on the snowman. Suddenly, the snowman comes to life. His face turns deranged and he grows tentacles. The boys scream in fright as Frosty grabs Kenny and throttles him, throwing him to the ground dead.)

Kyle: Oh my God! Frosty killed Kenny!

Stan: Dude! I told you not to put that fuckin hat on Frosty's fuckin head, now didn't I?

Kyle: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket-fuckin Scientist! What are we supposed to do now?

Stan: I don't know what we're...(Stan notices something) Wait! I bet he can help us.

(The boys walk off. We see Santa Claus smiling.)

Santa: Ho ho ho!

(The boys come up and all start talking to Santa at once.)

Santa: Whoa! Whoa! Now tell me what happened, slowly!

Kyle: Okay, we were just building a snowman and all of a sudden he came to life...

Stan: And I told him, I told him, "Don't put the hat on the snowman" And he did it anyway and then he killed our friend, Kenny, and now he's going to kill everything!

Santa: Did he look like this?

(Santa makes Frosty's exact deranged face.)

Stan: Yeah, kinda like that.

Kyle: Yeah, you got it!

(The boys scream in fright as Santa removes his disguise showing that he's frosty. He grabs the other boy and strangles him too, tossing him next to Kenny's body.)

Kyle: You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus!

Stan: Oh, no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you, there's going to be no Christmas and there no one left to help us.

(Kyle sulks)

Kyle: Oh, Christ!

(Both Kyle and Stan get an idea)

Both: Jesus!

(The boys quickly walk off. Shot of a manger layout. Stan and Kyle walk up.)

Stan: Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...

Kyle: Ok, fuckin Frosty, he fuckin killed my friend...

Stan: Dude! Dude! This is Jesus! You don't say "fuck" in front of Jesus!

(An ethereal glow emitts form the manger as a small Jesus, complete with halo, come out. He quickly runs off after Frosty.)

Both: Go, Jesus!

(Frosty and Jesus stare each other down. Jesus takes his halo and tosses it at Frosty. The halo knocks the hat off Frosty's head, killing him. The halo flies back to Jesus who takes it and goes back to the manger.)

Both: Our Savior!

Kyle: That sucked!

Stan: I'm sure glad that's over with.

Kyle: Yeah. But, you know, I learned something today.

Stan: Yeah, don't put the magic hat on Frosty!

Kyle: No, I learned about the true spirit of Christmas.

Stan: Really?

Kyle: Yes, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa...

Stan: You're right. It's about Jesus

Kyle: No, it...It's not even about Jesus, either.

Stan: Well, then what's it all about?

Kyle: Presents!

Stan: Ah!

Kyle: You see?

Stan: Yeah.

Kyle: Presents!

Stan: Hey man, let's go home. I know where my parents hide my presents!

Kyle: Cool!

Stan: Yeah!

(The boys walk off leaving the other two boys' bodies lying in the snow.)

Voice of Singer: (Singing) And he waved goodbye saying don't you cry, I'll be back agian someday.

The End