As said above...this is a question suited for le adults...so kiddies, don't be readin... . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. .. .
oh alright then...read it..
Cartman's mom is a hermaphrodite..
Hermaphrodites are unable to bear children...but I believe they are unable to produce sperm, yes?
Simple question which would leave a HUGE plothole, dontchathink..:)
As long as the testes are intact, the production of semen and spermatazoa is possible. The likelihood of a hermaphrodited successfully impregnating a woman is actually quite high. I will refrain from calling you an ignoramous.....but will tell you to actually try learning something someday. Look something up before you attempt to formulate an opinion.
Sorry to burst yer bubble dude, no offense, but as i have posted eariler:
Anyone who has a 10th grade Biology class education (like myself) would realize that Hermaphrodites cannot have children, since they are all sterile, meaning for the lamens that Mrs./Mr. Cartman's HooHooDilly ain't gonna shoot anything into any woman's cha-cha anytime soon. This completely destroys the whole idea aboot eric's mom being his dad too. But the HELL WITH IT, ITS A CARTOON AND YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN A CARTOON!
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Sorry to burst YOUR bubble, but as one who has more than a 10th grade biology education, hermaphrodites can bear and father children. Although this is not a frequent occurrence in hermaphrodites and depends on the type of hermaphroditism present. See this site for more information: http://users.southeast.net/~help/sexdiff.html
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Hey, My Dad and little brothers live in Charlotte! But that's beside the point. Thank you, Mr.. Kennedy. I was sure this was the case, but I was far too lazy to do the research. (and everyone knows how I hate to post an un-researched thought). (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
On 25 Apr 1998 01:28:05 GMT, "Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabbado " wrote:
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Thank you for verifying what I already suspected. As Mr. Kennedy has posted subsequently, those of us with an education WELL beyond 10th grade have dispelled your misconceptions. I sincerely hope you will endeavor to attain an education beyond the 10th grade, but given your general attitidude and unwillingness to research your opinion (something you should consider doing when there is available proof to a given claim) when challanged leads me to believe you have peaked. Sticking your fingers in your ears and chanting "I'm right I cant hear you" may work in the 10th grade, but not in real life. Read, learn, then opine. You seem to have an inquisitive mind, don't let it go to waste by becoming complacent with limited "nuggets" of mis-information.
Also, thank you for proving another theory I have involving the state of our educational system. It probably wasn't your fault you were incorrect, you were probably fed this information by a less than enthusiastic educator.
can we say 'flatulent dickweed'??? sorry, i'm in MST3K mode right now hehehe
Sir Galahad - "In the not too distant future...Next Sunday AD" http://www.primenet.com/~srglhad
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On 27 Apr 1998 11:25:09 -0700, "Sir Galahad" wrote:
Can we say "obvious inferiority complex"???....sorry, I just couldn't help noticing the blatant manifestation. You probably don't get half the jokes on MST3K, but laugh anyway so as not to look foolish.
Hugs and Kisses....
ME.
I am currently taking a college level Human Sexuality course and after I saw that South Park I was DEFINETELY disappointed in the results of cartman's *dad*. Joey Joe is right when he says that a hermaphrodite could not produce children in a sense that he/she can not produce sperm. A hermaphrodite will have both organs, but only one works, and 9 out of 10 he/she doesn't even have testicles. Personally I think that was the lamest thing I'd ever seen in my life. South Park is off my list of cool shows.
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Keep in mind that south park is also a show where a main character is (apparently) reincarnated before every episode after a violent death, where Barbara Streisand turns into a godzilla type creature, and where a magical little turd flies about spreading Christmas cheer. Meaning - this show wasn't *meant* to be taken seriously, especially on a scientific level.
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Maybe cartoon hermaphrodites can. Hey, if Kenny can come back to life every week, why can't a hermaphrodite cartoon make another 'toon preggers?
You guys are getting too damned technical.
Mickey ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
They said that Cartmans "mom" was really his dad at the end and the real question was who is Cartmans biological mother. To which Cartman said "Who cares." and the episode ended.
On 5 May 1998 13:20:50 -0500, [email] (Kelly S Byrne) wrote:
Cartman said: "Well, then who's my mom? Wait. Screw this. This is too F***ed up."
Robert
I'd like to die quietly in my sleep like my grandfather did.
...not screaming and in terror like his passengers.