extremely short....mainly as a choice....seeing no-one replied much to either of the other fics(thanks to those who did)....I'm putting this up....you lot decide (if you read this) which I should continue with first....(they will all get done eventually, although perhaps with the exception of this which was a novel in process....)
{the stupid black block=...} *LEGAL CRAP*{should there be any}
SOUL FARMERS:( fic for sp)
(WOW! My most detailed script�..this came from a novel I was writing�it was my BEST piece ever�.it was on a crappy amstrad�.and I didn't transfer it to this 'puter�.so I lost 4 odd chapters of it��I might end up re-writing it�.this probably won't get finished�..as I have done with my other two fics�left them for the moment�.this is just a more detailed script for fun�.I actually like detail more than voicing!!)
[scene�..core of the earth�withering plants were hanging from the stalagmites( the ceiling ones�proper name?? ) ..3 hunched men were sitting over a coffee table, with a little lamp portraying the shadows onto the walls]
HUNCHED FIGURE#1: here where's Doris got to with my cupa soup??
HUNCHED FIG#3: I dunno, why ask me��[stands from his stool at the corner of the table �wanders over to the door]�I'm just the * beeping * cleaner�..
HUNCHED FIG#1: yes, I know that�..that is partly why I asked you�..
HUNCHED FIG#2: shut the * beeping * hell up!!
[the door cascades inwards, planting one right one the 3rd hunched figure's nose�a dank, taller figure�standing at about 5'9" towers over the 3rd figure lying on the floor ( yes, they do get names)�.]
HUNCHED FIG#1: DORIS, me old mucker�how's is you to-day??
DORIS: piss off�here's your poxy mug of soup�.[throws it at him�.]
HUNCHED FIG#1: Ow!�.thanks love�.
DORIS: piss off Artrinfork you, old bastard�..
ARTRINFORK: ��.
[silence hits the room like a dense fog�.lifting ever so slowly]
ARTRINFORK:��.[doris leaves]..well Alec�you see why I'm always down here?
ALEC: �.Erm�.Yes!
[change of scene�.above ground now�..the local shooting range��]
JIMBO: -aim-FIRE!![crackles as the tree that the gun was aimed at burns to the ground�..]see�now Stan, that's how to shoot�..now�you try..here[hands him a tiny pop gun]
STAN: wow, thanks uncle Jimbo�.that's, really,�..er��.great�.
JIMBO: -now watch the trees
STAN: what fucking trees?? You took them all down!!
JIMBO:-that was for your sake�It makes it loads easier if you can see what your shooting�
STAN:[mutter] goddamm * beeping * stupid * beeping * forest�..[a rabbit bounces out of it's hole]�goddamm stupid rabbit�.
JIMBO:[shouts down stan's lughole]�FIRE!!!!
STAN:�[pop, goes the poxy little gun]�
[the rabbit jumps the pop gun's little rubber bullet]
JIMBO:-YEAH,oh,well, nice try�.
STAN: Can we go home now Uncle Jimbo�I'm getting hungry�..
[the scene changes AGAIN!�at stans house�shelly is kicking the crap out of stan]
STAN: OW, cut it out shelly you bitch�
SHELLY(?): wchats dischd yousch schay??{what did you say}
STAN:I siad, mom is shouting from the kitch�.en
SHELLY: schutz upths trasmps{shut up tramp}
JIMBO: well, there you are now stan�your sister can shoot�can't you shelly?!?!
SHELLY:���[resumes kicking stan in the hut]
[the doorbell rings, shelly stops for a moment, and answers the door]
SHELLY: yeahsch�.wchatz you wanzts[spurts spittle in Kyle's direction�.]
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