another *FIC* by *KEZ*: soul farmers

Jan 23, 19995 posts by 4 posters
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thallium_fishpie

extremely short....mainly as a choice....seeing no-one replied much to either of the other fics(thanks to those who did)....I'm putting this up....you lot decide (if you read this) which I should continue with first....(they will all get done eventually, although perhaps with the exception of this which was a novel in process....)

{the stupid black block=...} *LEGAL CRAP*{should there be any}

SOUL FARMERS:( fic for sp)

(WOW! My most detailed script�..this came from a novel I was writing�it was my BEST piece ever�.it was on a crappy amstrad�.and I didn't transfer it to this 'puter�.so I lost 4 odd chapters of it��I might end up re-writing it�.this probably won't get finished�..as I have done with my other two fics�left them for the moment�.this is just a more detailed script for fun�.I actually like detail more than voicing!!)

[scene�..core of the earth�withering plants were hanging from the stalagmites( the ceiling ones�proper name?? ) ..3 hunched men were sitting over a coffee table, with a little lamp portraying the shadows onto the walls]

HUNCHED FIGURE#1: here where's Doris got to with my cupa soup??

HUNCHED FIG#3: I dunno, why ask me��[stands from his stool at the corner of the table �wanders over to the door]�I'm just the * beeping * cleaner�..

HUNCHED FIG#1: yes, I know that�..that is partly why I asked you�..

HUNCHED FIG#2: shut the * beeping * hell up!!

[the door cascades inwards, planting one right one the 3rd hunched figure's nose�a dank, taller figure�standing at about 5'9" towers over the 3rd figure lying on the floor ( yes, they do get names)�.]

HUNCHED FIG#1: DORIS, me old mucker�how's is you to-day??

DORIS: piss off�here's your poxy mug of soup�.[throws it at him�.]

HUNCHED FIG#1: Ow!�.thanks love�.

DORIS: piss off Artrinfork you, old bastard�..

ARTRINFORK: ��.

[silence hits the room like a dense fog�.lifting ever so slowly]

ARTRINFORK:��.[doris leaves]..well Alec�you see why I'm always down here?

ALEC: �.Erm�.Yes!

[change of scene�.above ground now�..the local shooting range��]

JIMBO: -aim-FIRE!![crackles as the tree that the gun was aimed at burns to the ground�..]see�now Stan, that's how to shoot�..now�you try..here[hands him a tiny pop gun]

STAN: wow, thanks uncle Jimbo�.that's, really,�..er��.great�.

JIMBO: -now watch the trees

STAN: what fucking trees?? You took them all down!!

JIMBO:-that was for your sake�It makes it loads easier if you can see what your shooting�

STAN:[mutter] goddamm * beeping * stupid * beeping * forest�..[a rabbit bounces out of it's hole]�goddamm stupid rabbit�.

JIMBO:[shouts down stan's lughole]�FIRE!!!!

STAN:�[pop, goes the poxy little gun]�

[the rabbit jumps the pop gun's little rubber bullet]

JIMBO:-YEAH,oh,well, nice try�.

STAN: Can we go home now Uncle Jimbo�I'm getting hungry�..

[the scene changes AGAIN!�at stans house�shelly is kicking the crap out of stan]

STAN: OW, cut it out shelly you bitch�

SHELLY(?): wchats dischd yousch schay??{what did you say}

STAN:I siad, mom is shouting from the kitch�.en

SHELLY: schutz upths trasmps{shut up tramp}

JIMBO: well, there you are now stan�your sister can shoot�can't you shelly?!?!

SHELLY:���[resumes kicking stan in the hut]

[the doorbell rings, shelly stops for a moment, and answers the door]

SHELLY: yeahsch�.wchatz you wanzts[spurts spittle in Kyle's direction�.]

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In article , thallium_fishpie wrote:

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Not bad, but what's up with the troglodytes at the beginning? Will they be back? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH ... CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!

Good bit with Jimbo, btw.

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Dain of the Iron Hills writes this bit...which should follow...unless I [spipped it] or write directly under this......the following has been wittered by......

the trogalydyte things will be back.....they're the main characters frm the so called "novel" althought the names changed to protect the innocent.....hehe......wasn't much of a cliffhanger(well not if it ever became a book) ____________________________ [email]

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the_davesterthallium_fishpie

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an interesting (if somewhat hard to follow) beginning, keep on going with it...

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Gahhh!! Can someone repost or send this to me? For some reason, the original didn't pop up on my server...<grumbles>

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