Can You Really Get High From A Cat?

I was watching South Park tonight and they had this thing where the cat sprayed something on your face and you would have a trip like you were on LSD.

I was searching online for "Cheesing" but I couldn't find anything refering to cats.

Is there another term to search for or does anyone know how to go about having an acid like trip from a cat?

I think it was a male cat and I think the thing he sprayed might have been his jizz.

I don't know for sure they didn't quite explain.

Thanks for the help to everyone who answers!

On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have explained HOW cats purr.

"Taylor" wrote in message news:[email]... On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have explained HOW cats purr.

#You forget one very important detail - Perkoff is a troll and an idiot. Even Wikipedia posters are smarter than him.

On Mar 27, 2:14 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:

Hey this thread has nothing to do with Chad Bryant, why are you here?

On Mar 27, 12:21 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

lmao!!! good 1 perky

You first. Let us know how it works out.

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What?

I would never put a cat next to anyone a baby or an adult when they were sleeping. Cats scratch, cats are mean. You can trust a dog not to fuck with you when you're sleeping, but if you sleep next to a cat you might wake up missing an eyeball(like me) or all scratched up from the crazy cat.

On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

You're crazy. Cat's NEVER attack unless provoked. A cat won't decide one night "gee, I really hate you, I think I'm going to claw your face up". And if you can trust a dog, look at WHY Ontario banned owning pit bulls. Give me a cat ANY day..... err-- night.

Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked. Cats are scary. They are like mini Lions.

Cats don't even like people, they hate them. Cats for the most part are no good. I think they need a couple 1000 more years to evolve to be as trustworthy as dogs.

They don't call dogs mans best friend for no reason.

Dogs are a manly pet and pussy cats have that name for a reason.

Only bitches like cats and they like cats because they relate to them. EVIL!

Horse-shit. Some people just don't understand cats - and the cats know it when they see it.

I like dogs - but generally they are too damned eager to please, too subservient for my liking. They're like a convenient appliance for those who can't be bothered putting any effort in. You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.

Once Upon A Time, Je�us wrote:

Oh give me a break, "earn respect". It's a fucking cat, for chrissake.

** Captain Infinity

Yep.

Je�us wrote:

My cats love me. Of course, I never tried to do a spray and sniff.

On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act the cat will do something to you. Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at you really meanly. Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.

Once Upon A Time, Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:

When I was younger, my sister had a cat. It scratched me once.

Once.

I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the wall.

It never scratched me again.

I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect. "Act the way it wants you to act"? Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote in news:[email]:

Yeah, but you're a single digit IQ dumbfuck, and also a really bottom-level (and really retarded) usenet troll, which means your life is worth less than that of a cat.

Once Upon A Time, troo fax wrote:

Oh no, you've hurt my feelings! How *will* I go on??

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote in news:[email]:

Go on??? I was kind of hoping you wouldn't. In fact, please to be telling me where you live, so I can hit you in the face with a hammeer and then burn your trailer down while you're in it.

Once Upon A Time, troo fax wrote:

Ah, I see, you're a "cat person": indiscriminately vicious, of low intelligence, and a habit of pissing wherever you please.

** Captain Infinity

"Je�us" wrote in message news:[email]...

IAWTP and I back that up with +50 years experience.

Its always makes me smile when I visit some friends who have owned an 'aloof' cat for years. I come along and next thing they notice is that this same cat is paying me attention and is much more friendly (to me). I guess some people are 'cat people' and others are not...

Like I said before cats are bitches, they relate to bitches. I'm not saying it's bad to be a bitch, but I'm just saying you prolly got a bitchy quality about you the cat likes, or maybe the stupid cat just thinks you're a bitch.

Cats are freaking crazy man.

I rather have a nice dog that won't kill you in your sleep. Cats are evil and not to be trusted. Cats are all about themselves, a dog will protect his owner, a cat will scratch and bite and claw out the eyes of it's owner.

Cats are evil, people that trust cats just don't understand that cats aren't good. The media and such has made everyone think that cats are safe. If you own a cat make sure you lock your door when you are sleeping so there is no way the cat will get in and kill you in your sleep.

Don't ever fall asleep on the couch or something like that, don't accidently doze off while watching some late night TV, if you own a cat, man you have to be careful about stuff like that. YOu have no worries like that with a dog.

Unless you trained your dog to be evil. You can only make a dog bad, cats are bad to start out with.

Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:

Even nice cats are evil. They jump into your lap when you're trying to read the paper. They stick their butts in your face when you're watching TV. They cough up a nice little surprise for you to step into at 6 a.m. in the morning. And all that meowing! "Meow! Feed me! Meow! Clean my litterbox! Meow! I wanna go outside so I can be a whore with all the other cats! Meow!"

Even the gayest little foo-foo dogs are better.

"Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

} Cats are evil, people that trust cats just don't } understand that cats aren't good. The media and } such has made everyone think that cats are safe. } If you own a cat make sure you lock your door when } you are sleeping so there is no way the cat will } get in and kill you in your sleep.

My cat sleeps right on my bed with me every night, and has been doing so for the last 15 years. I have no reason to mistrust her. In fact, when I decide to go to bed for the night, I occasionally call my cat's name so she'll come to me, and she always does. I like to pet her for a while before I go to sleep.

} Don't ever fall asleep on the couch or something } like that, don't accidently doze off while } watching some late night TV, if you own a cat, man } you have to be careful about stuff like that.

I have occasionally fallen asleep in a reclining chair, and woke up to find my cat comfortably resting in my lap. She actually climbs in my lap without even waking me up.

Do you have any hard statistics you can cite of how many people are killed in their sleep by cats each year? I'd be very surprised if the number was above zero.

Who knows cats better? Someone who has lived with a cat for 15 years, or someone who has spent very little time with cats?

On Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:03:31 -0500, Eric Python wrote:

I've lived with cats for close to 40 years. My first experience was when I lived in Amsterdam. My Dutch girlfriend had two cats when I moved in. I really enjoyed them and when I came back to the US I got two as soon as I settled down. My first wife had three cats, so when I moved in with her we had five. A couple died along he way, but when we split up I took one of my original cats and a new one as well. My second wife had two cats so when we moved in together we had four. Since then, two have died.

Not once in all these years did I ever lock my door to prevent any of my cats from smothering me in my sleep. If one of them is planning my demise, they're certainly taking their time about it.

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:47:13 +1100, Je�us wrote:

Cats are wild animals who tolerate living with humans. Dogs are domesticated pack animals that will (hopefully) accept humans as their pack leader. Dogs are obedient, subservient and loyal. Most problems with dogs result from the failure of the dog to accept their owner as pack leader.

Unprovoked attacks by cats are rare and serious injuries inflicted by a cat are even rarer.

On the other hand, dogs kill about 25 people a year in the US and about 350,000 people a year require emergency room treatment at a hospital from injuries inflicted by a dog.

Let's put it this way. The number of stimuli that will induce an attack by a dog is a lot greater than for a cat and a dog is much more capable of inflicting serious injuries to a human.

Jack Hollis wrote:

} Cats are wild animals who tolerate living with } humans.

Some cats don't just "tolerate" living with humans; some cats practically cling to humans and want to be in your company almost constantly. I know this first hand, and I find it flattering.

} Dogs are domesticated pack animals that will } (hopefully) accept humans as their pack leader. } Dogs are obedient, subservient and loyal. Most } problems with dogs result from the failure of } the dog to accept their owner as pack leader. } } Unprovoked attacks by cats are rare and serious } injuries inflicted by a cat are even rarer. } } On the other hand, dogs kill about 25 people a } year in the US and about 350,000 people a year } require emergency room treatment at a hospital } from injuries inflicted by a dog. } } Let's put it this way. The number of stimuli } that will induce an attack by a dog is a lot } greater than for a cat and a dog is much more } capable of inflicting serious injuries to a } human.

To be fair, the number of people whose lives are saved by dogs each year is probably far more than those killed by dogs each year. I don't have hard statistics in front of me, but dogs are known to rescue people from fires, alert people to danger, and protect people from intruders or attackers. Seeing-eye dogs help blind people to be both safe and independent.

Of those 350,000 people a year who require emergency room treatment from dog attacks, not all of them are innocent victims. A certain amount of them provoked the dogs in some way, or they were attacked while trying to rob, rape or assault a dog's owner. I'm not saying this is true in every instance, of course.

Both dogs and cats do a lot of good overall, despite the occasional exceptions with both species.

On Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:10:30 -0500, Eric Python wrote:

Agreed.

Another sensible post. This sort of thing just seems so wrong on Usenet...

Anyway, agreed that overall, both dogs and cats benefit their owners greatly in many ways, including health.

No arguments there.

Je�us wrote in rec.arts.tv:

Yeah, I'd rather have a pet that was more my intellectual equal. Cats often make you work for it, and you respect them more, I can't stand human "friends" who are always following me around and willing to do whatever I want, agreeing with everything I saw. It's annoying as hell and that's why they call it "puppy dogging" and those people "lap dogs."

Once Upon A Time, It's the Principle! wrote:

I hear turtles live a long time, how old is yours?

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity,

Hi! Just wanted to let you know you're pathetically stupid and lame, y'know what I mean? Like, you suck. You suck in all sorts of ways, drooling around hard cocks, and thick nutty turds, and whatever else anyone cares to stuff in your mouth, 'cause you let them, 'cause you like the attention.

How many times did you say, "I taught it to fly", in reference to kicking a cat across the room? Twice, was it? Maybe three times. You thought it was clever enough to say once, that's pathetic enough. And let's look at what you're bragging about: KICKING A CAT. Hard. The smaller and weaker of the two most popular pets, and you're boasting about kicking this small, delicate creature across the room.

My god, what a pathetic and impotent little man you must be. Hell, you can't even kick a wolf, or a leopard, or a Saint Bernard or anything. No, you have to kick an ordinary, domestic little pet pussy kitty CAT. Holy Christ, your penis must be small and always drippy, producing a cold little puddle in your briefs, resulting in your constant discomfort and petulance. You must be exceedingly uptight and miserable, itchy with flaming red acne all over your face -- and, naturally, people swerve to avoid you, lest you leak your disgusting infected pus on them.

"Captain Infinity". Fuuuck. You're not the Captain of anything -- you couldn't dominate a DILDO. Try "Captain Skidmark". Hmm. "Captain Manboob"? There you go. "Captain Chucklefart. Now we're getting somewhere!

What's more, I bet you never actually DID kick a cat -- you're just pathetic enough of a fat fuck turd to think it's worth LYING about, to BRAG about! Like your eleven-year-old boogerloving crusty-butthole friends might look up to you for it. "I taught it to fly, heeyuck, chortle, fart." What a stupid fuck turd you are! Let me know if you need me to elaborate on this, okay?

Now, be sure to PLEASE print this post out, and tape it on your mirror, so you can read and reflect upon it each morning.

Sincerely,

Ben

P.S. Fuckface! Hey, Fuckface! I know where there's some GAY COCK to stuff in your FAT FUCKMOUTH, you UGLYWEED FUCKFACE! You want some GREASY DICK for your LONELY STUPID MOUTH?!? 'Course you do, ya pimple- lipped polesmoker! That's you, CAPTAIN FUCKFACE, eating turds by the pound! And I'd say "You go, girl", if it made you happy (why not? sure! why NOT be a flabby $12 throatfuck whore, working out of your Dad's basement? fuck it! nothing matters! it's all stupid, everything's stupid, nobody understands you!), but that's the sad and pathetic part: FUCKFACE, you're NOT HAPPY, and you NEVER WILL BE.

Once Upon A Time, Ben Culture wrote:

Howdy!

Twice.

I didn't kick him, I threw him. Whatever made you think I kicked him? That's just cruel.

Yeesh, what a vocabulary. Do you kiss your mother with that keyboard?

LOL! Them's keepers.

You would be correct, I have never kicked a cat. However, I did once have a swordfight with a raccoon.

Please, do go on. You're very entertaining.

Sorry, I have no printer, but I will mark it as "unread" so I can read it again tomorrow, will that do?

ROFL! I like you, you're a kook. Thanks for the laughs, it's been a slow TV night tonight what with just Prisoner of Azkaban and Friends repeats, so I appreciate the break in the monotony. Here's a cookie for you:

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    /::' --|-- '::\

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  jgs':::::::::::'
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Cheers!

** Captain Infinity

"Ben Culture" wrote in message news:[email]...

But, he taught it to fly! This is a species that has no natural ability to accomplish such an act! Why are you so angry at him? He should receive the Nobel Prize!

Okay. Was that sarcasm or not... I'm not sure :)

"Me, Myself, And Perkoff"wrote:

} Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked.

That's true if you're talking about mice or other prey. _All_ predatory animals attack their prey unprovoked.

} Cats are scary.

I find cats to be about as scary as teddy bears.

} They are like mini Lions.

That part is sort of true, just as it would be equally true to say that dogs are mini-wolves.

} Cats don't even like people, they hate them.

My cat loves me. She takes a liking to most people she meets, yet doesn't get along with other cats. My cat has been with me for 15 years, so I know her better than you do.

} Cats for the most part are no good.

In ancient Egypt, someone had the idea that cats were evil, and thousands of cats were rounded up and killed. This led to a swelling of the population of rats, which in turn led to the Black Plague. Learn from history: cats are our friends.

} I think they need a couple 1000 more } years to evolve to be as trustworthy as } dogs.

I love dogs and cats, and find most of them to be very trustworthy, but in both species you'll find a few exceptions. If you thing all dogs are wonderful, try adopting an Australian dingo.

} They don't call dogs mans best friend for } no reason.

Cats are a very close second, if not tied.

} Dogs are a manly pet and pussy cats have that } name for a reason. Only bitches like cats and } they like cats because they relate to them. } EVIL!

My nieces are 3 and 6 years old, and they love their cat. Would you call them evil bitches?

Taylor wrote:

And cats are smarter than dogs. You'll never see a team of cats dragging a sled through the snow.

And cats are smarter than Richard Evanses. You'll never see a team of cats posting stupid and worthless drivel to Usenet.

PerkyEnabler wrote:

Wow. You are reading a thread about sniffing cat piss to get high, and you think on all of Usenet my one post is worthless drivel.

You have any evidence to back this up?

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:52:46 +1100, Je�us wrote:

Jesus!

Yeah cats are evil. But I don't know about smart. Maybe they are smart they just don't want to obey. I don't understand why anyone would want a cat.

And did you ever see a male cat with his genitals? I mean when you think of a cat you think it should be a female and when you see a male cat it just freaks you out.

Cats are just so womanly it's like seeing a chick with a dick.

Exactly. And they never demean themselves by posing around a table, playing poker either.

Why did that cat eat Roy from Siegfried and Roy's face, then?

How did Roy provoke that cat to eat his face? Defend cat face-eating.

In article , Taylor wrote:

How did Ontario legally define "pit bull"?

IMO you are both half-wrong and half-right.

Cats can and DO hold grudges... but may or may not act out on it. This is one example available online that springs to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhPGmwC_Jk

(I LOVE that video, btw. That guy has *clearly* been giving that leopard some serious shit... :)

You hear stories of cats shitting in owners beds... it DOES happen... Anyone who has spent any time around cats and paid attention to them will know they can hold grudges - or the opposite of a grudge as well.

My cat, for example, makes it quite clear what she thinks about being left home alone for more that say, 12 hours. I get a token bite on the arm or leg...

That said, it is very rare for cats to attack people whilst sleeping, although its been known to happen. Usually it appears that the cat sees something moving, such as an adams apple and goes for it. Pretty damned rare, though.

On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:43:41 +1100, Je�us wrote:

You don't know Pickles

He's a tough mother eh?

Once Upon A Time, Je�us wrote:

I would teach that cat to fly.

** Captain Infinity

It happened in the documentary movie "Cat's Eye".

Guess you must feel pretty silly now, huh?

People have died from chairs. From completely inanimate objects... Basically you name it, at least once anything you care to name has killed a human, let alone taken an eye out. So your point is?

"Je�us" wrote in message news:fsh8na$60o$[email]...

ever gotten high by huffing the varnish from a chair?

Can't say I have... but then, I don't use synthetic varnish on furniture.

[email] wrote:

It's because they're high from cheesing each other?

On Mar 27, 12:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

its a scent used to mark there territory, and no it wond get ya high

kinda like aq skunk sprays, but not nearly as pungant.....

On Mar 27, 2:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote:

What a male cat sprays is urine, nothing more, nothing less. It will etch glass, actually - even if the male has been neutered, some will still spray small amounts - it's purely to mark the cat's territory.

N.

"Me, Myself, And Perkoff" wrote in message news:[email]...

So the homage to Heavy Metal was making fun, but the cat urine was real to you? Wow, dude- you're more fucked up than I thought.

On Mar 28, 1:48 am, "Buckaroo Banzai" wrote:

I know you are but what am I?

[email] wrote:

Wanna get highhhhh?

The following things will also get you high, you should try them:

Sniffing gorilla farts Eating parrot turds Licking an elephant's balls Sitting in bathtub full of pudding, facing east, and singing "Stairway to Heaven" backwards in Chinese

Dude, come on. Are you really that gullible?

[email] wrote:

That ep was HILLARIOUS, especially the bits taken from the Heavy Metal (well, the bits I could remember) movie.