Okay, we all know who his dad is. I want to start a thread to get everyone's opinions on who Cartman's MOM is. I've heard Sheila B. I've heard Principal Victoria. I've heard Mrs. Crabtree. Please, if you would, respond to this by email so we can keep this as a secret ballot. I'll post the results when I get a significant ample size!
Jeff
For the record, and the poll:
Principal Victoria is his mother... Who else would care to change his costume for him and show him educational video!
Jeff Plas wrote:
If I'd shown up at my old high school dressed as Hitler, my old principal would've made me change and probably done a lot more than show me some stupid film.
Jeff
I still think it's Mr. Garrison. BTW, my name is Allona and this is my first post to this newsgroup.
I got it!!! It's Shiela B, the Fanfic character!!! she's Fat and she's mouthy!!
Imagine, you love your own son so much you want him sexually!!! euuh!!
Allona Mayost wrote:
Erm...*cough, cough* nope! An adamant nope! That would be scary <shudders>. <insert a thousand, "NO!"'s here> She's not fat, BTW, either....and, she's 9 years old (same age as Cartman--he did have a 9th birthday on an ep, didn't he? I'm not sure..I'm just going by what I heard, since we probably didn't have that episode here yet), for another thing...This theory, I can definitely say, is wrong! :P
~Kyle Broslofski~
On Tue, 08 Dec 1998 23:24:19 GMT, Kyle Broslofski wrote:
what gave you that kind of idea? sheila is younger than cartman (i think- kyle help me out her), or she's the same age! and she's not fat, she just acts like a bitch sometimes. ========================================================== i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!
Yeah, Sheila's a little bit younger than Cartman--by about a few months (she just turned 9 a few weeks or so before she first came to South Park...perhaps sometime I should write a 'fic about her pre-SP life...) So, also considering that she's a bit younger than Cartman, it seems to be *QUITE* farfetched that she's his mom. And, also considering I'm not Sophocles, and I'm not in the middle of writing the Oedipus and Co. series of plays here....(if you guys didn't hear of this, you're probably looking at me as if I just wiggled my nose and ears, turning someone into an apple! ;P)
~Kyle Broslofski~
Oedipus Cartman? *snork* hehe...THe bad thing would be that you'd have to have him have sex to have an Antigone! (sorry, sheila, he's just not my type...they have to be real and S, S & D)
Ashley "the worst feeling is knowing you could love someone,but since you shouldn't, you don't. What are you missing? And why does it hurt?"
"There are always two choices, two paths to take. One is easy. And it's only reward is that it's easy." -Unknown
Cartman's mom, huh? Personally, I think officer Barbrady is a good candidate. If he did give birth to a child, would he even remember? (reference the Kathy Lee Gifford episode regarding Mr. Garrison's whereabouts) There's already one hermaphrodite in South Park, why not two? Or maybe Cartman's mom is also Cartman's mom (huh?). She does have both male and female genitalia, maybe they both function properly and she (he) impregnated herself (himself) before the drunken barn dance. The similarities between all the Cartman's (especially the males, except uncle Howard(was that his name?)) in last night's episode was a little eerie. Could they all be clones? Or at least the result of some horrendous genetic experiment (although they don't have four asses). Maybe some things are better left unanswered (but I doubt if this is one of them).
Allona Mayost writes this bit...
Say hello everybody!! SOOTY:....(hello, everybody) SWEEP:beep,beep,pleap,spleaque SOOTY:...(ha-ha...wait I mean oh, my good[and fade out due to lack of intreast]) NARRATOR:we seem to have lost (X) channel,we can assure you That it will be on in a few moments...I'll leave you with some music by celine dion[arrghh!]
wait ten minutes...read this bit
NARRATOR:we are sorry for the delay, but due to things outside our control[bullS**T] we have been unable to bring sooty and co. back to you
Soory I diversed into MY surreal fanficness!!
cartman's mother would have to be the foetus attached to the school nurse's head
Ok i say its the Bus driver....she and Cartman yell just like each other all the time....who is she? Mrs. Crabtree?
MELSLEPS writes this bit...
I say It's cheery[I mean cherry-sorry!!)] Blairher and cartman's bloody whole family look the same
BTW Tony Blair is the demon lovechild of don king and Damien of "the omen" fame!!