Hot Karl, Piledriver, and the Filthy Sanchez.

Call me old fasioned but, what the hell are the pile driver, filthy sanchez and the hot karl?

(taken from: http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/X0027_the_dirty_sanchez_et.html)

It's pretty sick and twisted but here it is:

The Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert Your finger into said woman's asshole, pull it out, wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.

I'm thinking that maybe the pile driver is a variation of "The Ram" and a hot karl might be a variation of "the Chilidog" or the "Tuna Melt". This stuff is all pretty gross and I feel all dirty just reading about it. I'm going to take a shower now.

Laura

It wouldn't be a GOLDEN shower, would it?

Ahhhhh! No, I'm trying to wash away the filth, not add more.

Laura

OK, I don't think I've ever posted this URL here before, but now I have no choice.

http://www.poppyzbrite.com/southpop.html

PZB

Uh...did anyone else actually read this?! I can't believe they did and wouldn't say something here...but then again, I'm a bit speechless myself. ;)

"Bao H. Lammy" wrote in message news:[email]...

no

I did. :-) But then I'd read one of Poppy's other works too...

On Thu, 23 Aug 2001, Bao H. Lammy wrote:

I did, but I've read worse in bondage porn stories.

-Beans

Oh, I've read *much* worse. Just not in the context of a "real" M&T encounter.

What do you guys mean, "worse"? It was a beautiful experience.

PZB

Take it either way:

• We've read much more graphic & severe stuff.
• We've read stuff that was worse. (Yours was better.)

;)

Yeah, I've written worse stuff (in both senses). But I don't think I've ever written anything that got me off more.

PZB

On Thu, 16 Aug 2001, jane wrote:

I thought the Filthy Sanchez was like a jiz mustache, but I might be wrong.

The Hot Karl is shitting on your partner's chest.

The Piledriver I don't know, but it may resemble the wrestling move of the same name, and thus may be a standing 69 where you stand and physically hold your partner upside down while doing a 69.

-Beans

"Bean Fried Pork" wrote in message news:[email]...

Shitting on your partner's chest is part of the Hot Lunch (you're receiving head at the time). The Hot Karl is performing anal sex on your partner, and she (or he) turns around right afterwards and give you a blowjob.

"Bean Fried Pork" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's a crap mustache. You apply it after sticking your finger up her ass.