Back by popular demand...!

Mar 19, 19986 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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The "Cartman vs. Garrison" survey is back on! (I got a couple of e-mails suggesting I should carry it on for a bit longer).

So, here's the question (again): Who gets the funnier lines-- Cartman, or Mr. Garrison?

Right now, Cartman and Garrison are tied. So please cast your vote! To make it a bit more fun this time around, send me your favorite quote from either Cartman or Garrison (whichever character you vote for). I'll post the results (sometime before April 1st) along with everybody's favorite quotes!

Losira

(Take everything I say with a grain of 'NARF!!!!')

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering...?"
"Well-- sure, Brain-- but where will we find leather pants in our size?"

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Cartman easily gets the funniest lines..... hands down

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In article , [email] (Losira23) writes:

Garrisson. To wit:

"Remember class, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"

"YOU GO TO HELL!! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!!!"

"Now I can pursue my lifelong dream... to hang out and screw hot chicks."

"Englebert Humperdinck was the first man on the moon, who was the second?"

Granted, Cartman comes in a close second.

Jeremy B

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"- Ralph Wiggum

Actually, a more telling survey would be "who gets the funnier lines? Mr. Garrison or Mr. Hat?" Count my vote for Mt. Hat on this one. . .

I'm going to hell. Can I get you anything? http://members.tripod.com/~YellowDischarge

Tyrone Ahmed O'Changsteinsky wrote:

I don't know, Mr. Garrison had gold with "Now children, Nancy Sinatra was a choice piece of ass!" and "Being a model is hard work! I'm gonna have to get me some more smack!"

Mark Smith http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lounge/4876 ICQ# 8112230

KrytenToo wrote:

Yes, but can Mr Garrison really compete with Ralph "Miss Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one" Wiggum?

Laura