Season 9
14 episodes · March 2005 – December 2005
| Code | Title | Aired | Live posts | Retro posts | Usenet score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S09E01 | Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | Mar 9, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E02 | Die Hippie, Die | Mar 16, 2005 | 14 | 0 | — |
| S09E03 | Wing | Mar 23, 2005 | 0 | 177 | — |
| S09E04 | Best Friends Forever | Mar 30, 2005 | 1 | 0 | — |
| S09E05 | The Losing Edge | Apr 6, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E06 | The Death of Eric Cartman | Apr 13, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E07 | Erection Day | Apr 20, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E08 | Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | Oct 19, 2005 | 0 | 6 | — |
| S09E09 | Marjorine | Oct 26, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E10 | Follow That Egg | Nov 2, 2005 | 17 | 0 | — |
| S09E11 | Ginger Kids | Nov 9, 2005 | 15 | 0 | — |
| S09E12 | Trapped in the Closet | Nov 16, 2005 | 0 | 26 | — |
| S09E13 | Free Willzyx | Nov 30, 2005 | 0 | 0 | — |
| S09E14 | Bloody Mary | Dec 7, 2005 | 8 | 131 | — |