No Monkees?

All of the Beatles (except John) have been on the Simpsons. Why not the Monkees?

"Dwayne Conyers" wrote in message news:...

Why not the Crickets? Or Paul Revere and the Raiders? Or Sha-Na-Na? Or Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs?

Aaron "Space Museum" Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Too noisy.

Too revolutionary.

Too Chuck Barris/Chris Bearde

Too... Sam who?

"Dwayne Conyers" wrote in message news:...

Hey, Buddy Holly is the man!

Sha-Na-Na performed at Woodstock! Homer was there!

I was born in 1956. I know who Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs are. I am sure that Homer does, too.

Aaron Hirshberg

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Everybody knows Rock and Roll attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact.

If these trends continue... Ay!

-- An XPeeple Production -- "As a child, I always wanted to bite his head off. This is my way of doing that... creatively." -Andy Dick as Marylin Manson "Most critics want to be authors, screenwriters and novelists, [but] they just suck." -Joe Rogan

The Brushes Are Coming, The Brushes Are Coming?

Too practical!!

Jam O'Shanters?

Too cutesy-poo.

Wicked Excess?

I'm not going to turn his home into a saloon!

Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

I believe Abe had a "Bowzer for President" sign. Sincerely, Little Girl

BOOOOO! Bring on Sha-Na-Na!!

[email] (Katijaikat) wrote in message news:...

Here is Sha-Na-Na, courtesy of http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF02. Is there anything they don't know?

% Flashback to nearly thirty years ago; Hendrix, playing the national % anthem on guitar, is on stage, and is being booed by Abe, who sits in % a folding chair and wears a suit.

Abe:           Boo!  Bring on "Sha-Na-Na"! [he holds up a sign reading
               "Bowzer For President"]
Mrs. Simpson:  Woah, mellow out, Abe.  Little Homer's trying to
groove!
               [camera pans to a very young Homer, wearing (only) a
               headband and dancing in the mud, plays air guitar as
               Seth and Munchie dance nearby.  Abraham, having seen
               enough, grabs Homer by the arm]
Abe:           Shame on you, boy!  Put some damn pants on, and then
               pull 'em down!  'Cause it's time for a spanking!
Munchie:       Get a load of Captain Bringdown!  Woah!
Seth:          Yeah, woah!
Homer:         But I wanna play in the mud, and be a hippie!
Abe:           Never!  What you need's a good, long hitch in Vietnam!
               There must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere!

(Homer's "I saw Krabapple's Butt" voice): Sha-Na-Na performed at Woodstock. Homer was there!

Aaron Hirshberg

They had Mojo! Isn't that enough??

- mirilidium Pray...for...Mojo...

The Monkees weren't about music, they were about rebellion!

Tilman

"Wenn ist das Nunstueck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput."

That's not even Mojo's real hat!

-- An XPeeple Production -- "As a child, I always wanted to bite his head off. This is my way of doing that... creatively." -Andy Dick as Marylin Manson "Most critics want to be authors, screenwriters and novelists, [but] they just suck." -Joe Rogan