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I don't have anything to do with this: http://www.left.krustylustudios.com/

Seems like a good idea coupled with a lack of vision.

-- R Flowers

Left handed pens? That's a good one.

As a left handed person, all I can say is that I learned how to use all the right handed stuff and it has reached the point that writing, eating, and throwing and kicking soccer balls, baseballs, and footballs is the only thing I do left handed any more. I was suprised to find that there really is a left handed can opener. Too bad I already know how to use a right handed one and can do it so well that the left handed one would probably confound me.

Care to guess what the other thing is that I do left handed that I didn't mention above?

Aaron Space Museum

wrote in message news:[email]...

Something to do with balls?

-- R Flowers

Oh right, golf...

Paul

Uh-huh... and when was the last time you did any of these?

I have done all of them in the last two weeks except for kicking a baseball.

XINO

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, let's put together a virtual a.t.s. flag-football team! I'll be the coach.

Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Xino is cut. Aaron is cut. Don, you're gone. Gary, I like your hussle - that's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except Don Boring, Gymdandy and profjohnfrink.

If you're name is not on the list, don't worry - you may have made my list of alternate cuts!

-- R Flowers

You're keeping Mastic & Wade? And cutting me? Man - that's harsh!

G Wallace

wrote in message news:44c6ad10$0$5821$[email]...

They're cut too.

-- R Flowers

Sorry friend, but only a complete moron would cut ME from a football team.

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't you mean a grade-A moron? Do you expect me to swallow this tripe?

-- R Flowers