Yes, we all know of the wonders of "Absorbed hams" as Babelfished a long time ago, but not all people know of "diverse comrades". Enter Multibabel. http://home.cwru.edu/cgi-bin/multibabel
Original English Text: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham. Translated to French: Bien, Seymour, vous �tes un camarade impair, mais je dois vous dire vapeur un bon jambon.
Translated back to English: Well, Seymour, you are an odd comrade, but I must tell you vapor a good ham.
Translated to German: Gut Seymour, sind Sie ein ungerader Kamerad, aber ich mu� Ihnen vapor erkl�ren einen guten Schinken.
Translated back to English: Well Seymour, are you an odd comrade, but I must explain vapor to you a good ham.
Translated to Italian: Seymour buono, � voi un camerata dispari, ma devo spiegare il vapore a voi un buono prosciutto.
Translated back to English: Good Seymour, is you an uneven comrade, but I must explain the vapor to you a bond prosciutto.
Translated to Portuguese: Seymour bom, � voc� um camarada desigual, mas eu devo explicar-lhe o vapor um prosciutto bond.
Translated back to English: Good Seymour, is you a different comrade, but I must explain vapor to it one prosciutto bond.
Translated to Spanish: Buen Seymour, es usted un diverso camarada, pero debo explicar el vapor a �l un enlace del prosciutto.
Translated back to English: Good Seymour, you are a diverse comrade, but I must explain the steam to him a connection of prosciutto.
See? What Superentident Chalmers was REALLY trying to say was that he needed to teach Ralph about Steam, as he was going to cook him and serve him up as meat for the cafeteria. Then, they'd soak the meat in rich, creamery butter, and top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg, and put it in between 2 buns. This so-called "Good morning burger" would've had over 1 million calories! The money gained by selling these delicious loads of rich, creamery butter, in collaboration with the reverse vampires, would've created a secret lab where they take the brains of zombies and put them into the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies! We're through the looking glass, here, people...