favorite Burns line:

Nov 13, 2002, 12:04 AM ET5 posts by 5 posters
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Peter Fritz↩ Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr.

"I told you! I pissed it away!" -Mr. Burns to Smithers referring to the $60M they need to raise to keep the plant running.

"Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr." wrote in message news:[email]... > "Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your > nose, Smithers-we're going in." -Burns entering Moe's tavern.
jb↩ Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr.

"Does anyone have change for a button?" - Hands down the best Burns line ever.

"Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr." wrote in message news:[email]... > "Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned. Hold your > nose, Smithers-we're going in." -Burns entering Moe's tavern.
Cynically Depressed↩ Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr.

In article , "Ignatius T. Cinoramtuberonimously, Sr." wrote:

After leaving a bribe for the nuclear plant inspector on the table and finding that the guy didn't take it. "Smithers, the money and a very stupid man are still here."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up." -- Lily Tomlin Eureka - Greek for "My bath water's too hot!"
D P↩ Cynically Depressed

Homer: "Here are your messags Mr. Burns. You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes to move your car. Your car is being towed. Your car has been turned into a cube." (Ringing Phone) Homer: "Mr. Burns' office." Mr. Burns: "Is it about my cube?"