Gets me every time (Hutzism)

In the 'Sure Lawyers work in Skyscrapers' bit

'Look at him, he's wearing a belt'

Without fail, everytime

"That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as 'an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Treehouse of Horror IV

"Milkboy" wrote in message news:...

Which is UNBREAKABLE...

"Jsonitsac" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

Excuse me, I must use the restroom.

Adam B wrote in message news:2_Dpa.18447$[email]...

"John" wrote in message news:...

Works on contingency? NO, Money down.

- Your Honor, I'd like to recall all of my suprise witnesses to the stand

• Wow, a murder case. Even if I lose, I'll be famous!

• I'd like to call for a bad court thingy

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

i'm the law-talking guy

[email] (Chris�) wrote in message news:...

Don't touch my stuff! Wait a minute...this isn't the YMCA...

That one gets me - along with

"the right house is the one for sale; the right person is anyone."

Previously on Usenet, Roger Vandervort wrote (on 29 Apr 2003):

Your Honor, I'd like to re-call all of my surprise witnesses.

I've argued in front of every judge in this state - often as a lawyer.

Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film 'The Never-Ending Story'.