Without a doubt:
"Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys"
BG
Best Willie Put Down Line
Oct 19, 2001, 4:42 PM ET21 posts by 17 posters
21 posts
you want to pick on immigrants? pick on willie! principalskinner: please willie the children want to pick on someone their own size! "Bill Gibron" wrote in message news:te0A7.368413$[email]...
Willie:Ya pick on immigrants, then ya pickin on Willie! Principal Skinner:Willie, please your scaring the children. -Ned Farley
Ned Flanders: Come on, you Gloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk? Todd Flanders: I want wintergreen! Maude Flanders: Unflavored for me.
-If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot a ya, and burn your town to cinders!!
(informed that the microphone is on...)
-I know it's on!!!!
I'm going to make you do the lowest, most demeaning work out there...Janitorial work! Ach, jeez...I'm standing right here.
Or
You want to pick on someone, pick on Willie! No, no, Willie, the kids want to pick on someone there own size!
On 10/19/01 7:19 PM "Charles Norwood" wrote:
Definitely one of the top five. Willie's got anger problems.
On Sun, 21 Oct 2001, Alex Cain wrote:
It's not the only problem he's got...
"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars! I didn't come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single Scottish person does it!"
I rest my case.
/ Kristian
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"Bill Gibron" wrote in message news:te0A7.368413$[email]...
I'm doin all the pullin', ya blouse-wearin' poodle-walker!
If it were up to me, I'd let you go but that lads have a temper and they've been drinkin' all day! Sincerely, Little Girl
Absolutely my favorite one-liner Willyism, but you can't beat a greased Scotsman:
Skinner: Willy, go into the vent and get him. Willy: What? Have you gone waxy in your peaster? I cannot fit in tha' wee vent, you croquet-playing mint-muncher! Skinner: Grease yourself up and go in, you...you guff-speaking work-slacker! Willy: Ach! Good comeback!
Moj
willie- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will. (exits the classroom with little turtles biting him all over) willie- Save me from the wee [address] were too much for me!
peetor
moj wrote in message news:D16A7.3915$[email]...
wee
Ohhh the devil has given him super-human strength!
Gimme that ya noodle-armed choir boy!
Sweepings Fist : It's not just a noun, it's a verb.
*Please note* -- I have a tendency to post while stoned. Apologies in advance.
Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.
Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.
When I first heard that i swear i laughed for 5 minutes, it still cracks me up in reruns.
Alright skinner thats the last time you slap your willie around.
Mark
"Bill Gibron" wrote in message news:te0A7.368413$[email]...
willie- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will. (exits the classroom with little turtles biting him all over) willie- Save me from the wee [address] were too much for me!
peetor
On Sun, 21 Oct 2001, peetor wrote:
Excellent! I love that snapping sound too... :-)
/ Kristian
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Kristian Ronge wrote in message news:...
"Captain, the ship'll shake apart!" "Captain, he called the Enterprise a 'garbage scow'!"
Oops, wrong Scotsman.
Aaron "Cueball" Hirshberg
Aaron Hirshberg wrote:
Shoo nerd, shoo! Sincerely, Little Girl
On Tue, 23 Oct 2001, Internet King wrote:
Some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk! HAH! They're out of their minds!
/ Kristian
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After watching Selma's dating service video
"Ewww, back to the Loc with you Nessie"
"Bill Gibron" wrote in message news:te0A7.368413$[email]...