Welcome me to the group

Jun 1, 2003, 2:25 AM ET22 posts by 11 posters
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Jerry Sauk

I introduce myself, Jerry Sauk, as the newest regular poster to the wonderful group of which I have just discovered.

I also declare myself to be the foremost Simpsons trivia authority to the group, to be consultant for all bits of Simpsons information. All future disputes here are to be resolved by me because of my superior Simpsons knowledge and experience.

So, my new best friends, feel free to post some questions right away to get aquatinted, and may the discussions begin!!!

Peace,

Jerry

JamesJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in news:3ed9a23e$0$842$[email]:

I bet we end up hating you. I have a good start already.

Neon Green pka JackJames

he dont get out mutch does he?

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "donut" wrote in message
Jerry SaukNeon Green pka Jack

Okay, okay, here's the problem with this post. "My new best friend" is a line from the Simpsons, Hank Scorpio says it to Homer. DMY, I was using it to express my friendship with you, incorporating my Simpsons knowledge with something YOU SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED from the show. Just a little line, nothing to get upset about.

Also, "much" is NOT spelled with a "t". I WILL NOT TOLERATE THESE LITTLE MISTAKES in my newsgroup anymore, from now on proofread your posts and then apply a spellchecker. There is no excuse otherwise.

Okay, now to break the ice and get away from these unpleasantries, let's get some good conversations started.

DMY = don't mess yourself (hahaha)

Peace,

Jerry

Neon Green pka JackJerry Sauk

err no i shudent because unlike you, i see daylight!

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "Jerry Sauk" wrote in message
ClairJerry Sauk

Uh.. *Your* newsgroup?

ATB, Clair ~remove SPAMBUSTER from email address to reply~ Is it time to pull my FAQ out from the grave??
Neon Green pka JackClair

yea since when did you own the rights to it? only rights u have is the right to be a twat

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "Clair" wrote in message
ClairNeon Green pka Jack

You shouldn't top post.. It will annoy him!

And didn't he just complain about the spelling? You should be ashamed of yourself, Jack! ;)

ATB, Clair ~remove SPAMBUSTER from email address to reply~
Neon Green pka JackClair

/me hangs head in shame and taddles along to blueyonder.discussion.general

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "Clair" wrote in message
ClairNeon Green pka Jack

And so you should...

I wonder if he owns that group too..?

ATB, Clair ~remove SPAMBUSTER from email address to reply~
Neon Green pka JackClair

no he cant access it cuz its a localized group for blueyonder customers and he aint one of em... NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.208.25.2 X-ISP: prodigy.net

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "Clair" wrote in message
BlinkieNeon Green pka Jack

Well, Jerry seems to be as popular as rug burn.

"Neon Green pka Jack" wrote in message news:...

Neon Green pka JackBlinkie

In news:[email], Blinkie owning the address blabbered:

LOL

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <===
quincywagstaffJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:...

"Unpleasantries," is not a word.

Richard Schultzsimpsfan

A perfectly cromulent one, if I do say so myself.

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening

Mr. Netheadquincywagstaff

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Neon Green pka JackJerry Sauk

In Usenet terms you are what's often referred to as a Grammarian...often defined as:-

A Grammarian usually has little to contribute to a valid discussion and possesses few effective weapons when challenged. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar of fellow Usenet posters who challenge him. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Usenet Veterans will ignore him or ridicule him to the point they leave as quickly as they came.

Best regards. Jack ===> Cummin @ ya from WV14 Bilston, Wolverhampton, UK <=== "Jerry Sauk" wrote in message
BlinkieJames

Love, Marge. Don't hate -- love.

UsualNoiseJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in news:3ed9a23e$0$842$[email]:

Out of curiosity, do you pronounce your last name "Suck"?

UsualNoise
you suckJerry Sauk

OK so here's the first real question for you.

Who is the biggest dickhead of a Simpson's fan around?

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:3ed9a23e$0$842$[email]...

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Mr. NetheadJerry Sauk

"Jerry Sauk" wrote in message news:3ed9a23e$0$842$[email]...

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Sir, thou art an ass.