Done with the Simpsons

S13E03 Homer the MoeliveNov 19, 2001, 3:10 PM ETthe next day9 posts by 7 posters
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Darth Arada

God, that episode sucked completely. "Homer The Moe" is the finest example that they should be canning the show right now, they're just doing far worse by staying. That was truly the worst episode ever. It wasn't about anything. It was bad jokes pasted together to form nothing. It's more apparent than ever that most of the irrelevant jokes are only there to take up time, even the story at the beginning. By god, they can syndicate this episode to 5 minutes and nothing would be missing. What can I say about the story? It started off with a couple-minute flashback of Bart digging a hole, and cut to Moe deciding to go back to a faux university, and if things *couldn't get any crazier!* Homer will have to take over! End act 1. Act 2? Something about a teacher walking into a pond and dying of cancer, some really bad jokes to expositize the "Hey, Homer sure isn't qualified at running a bar theme!", and a new-age bar. Homer starts his own bar (Craziness factor, hahahaha!) Then REM comes along, for some eco-shots. God's sakes, I'm the most obsessed treehugger imaginable and I've written better jokes. Most of the jokes there would be considered "nothing is sacred" if this was 1982 or something. Then there's some hunting trip, Homer shoots Moe, and the story is resolved. ?

~Paul Melnyk, too Laozi to come up with a witty nickname. "An autocrat is a facist that's loved, a dictator is a fascist that's hated."

Mike PetrielloDarth Arada

It wasn't the worst episode ever. Didn't you watch last weeks?

While I'll agree this episode was nothing to be too proud of, it did have it's moments. "Whitey's trying to keep me down" "I'm the urban Lenny" "They think they're saving the rain forest!!"

It wasn't great, I'll agree.. But I did enjoy it.

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toxDarth Arada

waaa, waaaaah, waaaah. I'm not impressed. waaaaah.

nobody held a gun to your head, you know.

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<waaa, waaaaah, waaaah. I'm not impressed. waaaaah.

nobody held a gun to your head, you know.>

Yeah, that's why I haven't seen the last few Simpsons episodes in awhile. Decided to take a peak.

<It certainly wasn't a classic, but it was far from the worst episode ever. If it doesn't contain singing jockey elves, killing an alligator, or it isn't a clip show, then it cannot be considered the worst episode ever..>

When KTAAR is looked at in the right mind, it's darned entertaining.

<It wasn't the worst episode ever. Didn't you watch last weeks?>

I think I'm glad I didn't. I really don't know how this one could be any better.

~Paul Melnyk, too Laozi to come up with a witty nickname. "An autocrat is a facist that's loved, a dictator is a fascist that's hated."

The RackDarth Arada

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The RackThe Rack

Drunk and full of pie, The Rack wrote:

Dgg... Stupid "send" button... looks so much like "save"...

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SurlyDarth Arada

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It certainly wasn't a classic, but it was far from the worst episode ever. If it doesn't contain singing jockey elves, killing an alligator, or it isn't a clip show, then it cannot be considered the worst episode ever.

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GenericName98Surly

I thought the scene of them dancing in the bar was pretty funny.

Darryl AndrewsSurly

God damn those elves. "I never walk out of a movie (room while a new ep is on), but phew!!" I have that one on tape somewhere. Do VHS tapes burn? Never mind, I'll find out for myself.

A classic line!

I am the lizard queen, Darryl